My boyfriend cut my hair when I was sleeping and I can't stop crying right now?

[Anonymous]

You'd think a fucking child would do this to me but no! It's my 28 year old stupid boyfriend
He did this to me as a fucking "joke" while I was passed out drunk :( my hair was long, beautiful and healthy and he chopped the left side of it I can't stop crying :(
Now I'm thinking a lot of things... Should I shave the left side side to turn this into a hairstyle? Because I look ridiculous with uneven hair

Oh and most importantly.. How can I get my stupid boyfriend back?

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I wasn't clear enough I meat to get him back as REVENGE

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[Paris13]

What he did to you was a lousy lopsided "Joke" that went terribly sour, sweetie, and Most unforgivable to even have the balls to Touch something on your head that didn't belong to him and ruin it.
However, aside from just 'Ruining' your hair, which can be fixed by going to a reputable salon to even out all the kinks while growing back, he Can't 'Fix' your relationship that he has Nicely 'Ruined' and to get even, the only thing I can think of would be to Break it off with him and make sure he sees you with another guy someday who is more deserving of you... hope he stands there with egg all over his face, this major jerk.
Good luck. xx

[FlyingTurtle]

Does he have a car? Does he like his car very much? Because there are some definite "prank sabotage" opportunities you could use with that. Does he like gaming? Delete one of his accounts he spent years on as a "prank". Think of something he likes a lot and get even. That was an awful thing for him to do.
About the hair, I would definitely encourage you to do something bold with it like shaving half your head and getting that Natalie Dormer look. Then tell everyone you planned to do that anyway. Or something. Own it.

[lumos]

Superglue a dildo to his forehead, because he's a dick.

[1932ct]

that's screwed up but I like it... lol

[lumos]

@1932ct cutting someone's hair while they're sleeping is screwed up.

[1932ct]

I agree , but the dido would come off long before her hair grows back unfortunately

[Mesonfielde]

LOL! That's hilarious

[Alexei_Ustinov]

I would suggest a couple of ideas. Get him drunk and buzz the side of his head, then paint his fingernails pink and dye his hair! Also another good way to get payback would be to leave him a disgusting present in a familiar place. Shrimp and other sea-creatures make what could only be described as the smell of a Satanic flatulence when they start going bad. Hiding some frozen shrimp in their desk, locker, car, or under their deck will be a pipe-bomb of stink in a couple of days. They'll be confused and nauseated and maybe even attract a crew of woodland creatures and dogs looking for a snack.

[Asker]

I love this !

[meatballs21]

Can I humbly suggest amidst all this anger (and you should be!) that when you go to even it out, you donate the trimmings to a charity that makes wigs for people with cancer? If you can bring the stuff your soon-to-be ex chopped off, that gives them even more to work with.

That way some good can come of this.

[findingdreamland]

He is immature and what he did is not funny.
I think, uneven hair should stay that WAY. When people ask ( I am, sure people gonna ask) tell everybody, tell everyone you see what he did to you. People will give the best punishment by their comments. Like a public pressure you know.

[Sexydncr]

GENIUS!

[findingdreamland]

@Sexydncr I hope it works. Thanks !

[HopelessRomanticHere]

Woahh where do I start. That is so rude. Like literally so so rude. Why would he do that? So far as as I know hair is very important to females and plays a crucial role in their confidence and ability to express themselves, For him to d something like that is just not right. Im not a fan of revenge so sorry I ca't give you any ideas in that regard. But I would say kindly dump his sorry ass. Just dump this sucker. I don't think I could ever do that to anyone, let alone my girlfriend. But you deserve better. And I'm pretty sure you're better off without this dude so my advice is to get rid of him asap. But then again, it's all up to you but you deserve a better guy. Have a nice day!!

[Bluemax]

You have more important problems than hair style. Hair can grow back.

You should ask yourself why are you with such a person? How did he react when he saw you crying? What, if anything, is he doing to make amends? If the answers to these questions are unacceptable (or there is no answer), it's worth considering breaking up with him.

[AleDeEurope]

If there's one thing a guy should never, NEVER mess with, is with a girl's hair. That's just like sending the ring to Sauron: you know you're gonna die.

I think you should shave that side (I love that hairstyle), but if you don't want that, you can go to a hairstylist to make your hair even.
You have to love your boyfriend a lot to no think of leaving him. I mean, that was a really stupid move by him, so who knows what else is he capable of. If you wanna get him back, burn his favorite pair of sneakers, or mess with his most precious thing.
But I don't recommend you to get him back, you should act like him, it's not right.

[Poppykate]

Actually during my student days when I couldnt afford to get my hair coloured at a salon, my boyfriend use to do it for me. He is really sweet. He would sit with me while the colour processed, and we would chat, laugh and eat cake. So blokes are good with hair!. But in no way would he ever cut my hair, even if I asked him. This guy just hack off a piece of you without permission. Where does it end?

[pandagirl7]

Wait until he's going to go somewhere that he's super excited about... or something that's important to him... or somewhere where its hard to get to a bathroom... and then present to him some laxative like gummy bears.

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www.amazon.com/.../B006J1FBLM

[pandagirl7]

Don't forget to dump him after. ;D

[1932ct]

ok that's just wrong cutting a girls hair just wrong wrong wrong !

Obviously your going to get revenge then dump him so next time stay sober let hm pass out get the shaver out and show your art work, shave both sides leave a mohawk on top and die it pink , then in the back shave it to leave a dick and balls... Of course take pictures when your done to post on all social media pages for all his friends and tell him "it was just a joke", but since he doesn't have a sense of humor your dumping him

[AidenBlue]

I think the better question is how fast can you break up with this jerk?

Second is how can you get control of your drinking so you don't end up incapacitated? Pass out drunk is the sign of an issue.

[Asker]

I know getting drunk is an issue but these things shouldn't happen to people who pass out
I don't pass out often becoz it takes a lot of alcohol for me to do that

[AidenBlue]

That's good but still you should question being with someone that would even consider doing this to you.

I never would do that to anyone let alone someone I cared about.

[Anonymous]

just cut ur hair short something like this
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or this
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a half shaved hairstyle depends on ur face type n all really...
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and umm about ur bf you should shave carve something on his head while he is asleep maybe a dick at the back of his head lol... and ah also breakup with him... he is too immature

[loveisbeautiful]

The best revenge, is no revenge at all. I mean, being as that women and men have this odd
obsession with a woman having long hair (which I do not comprehend no many
how many times it's explained to me). Chances are he's expecting you to take revenge
on him. So, the best way to get back at him is to take the high road and not do anything
at all. You said yourself that you feel what he did was childish, so way play that game?
Because, taking revenge on him is just as immature as him cutting your hair.
So, take a page from the movie Frozen and "let it go".

As far as your hair is concerned. Just go to your local hair salon and ask them to
fix it for you and do what they can to make it look good. I'm a sure they can
fix it for you and make it so it's a style your happy with. That would be your best
bet, since that is there profession and they probably are likely to know how to remedy
the situation best.

[Terminal_Access]

well id say he's just earnd the prefix of EX by that act (and there's your pay back as well), clearly he has no resepct for you sweetie and youd be better off with out him, joke or not he shouldent be violating your body or trust in sutch a way.

stand up for you self sweetie and show him that that kinds crap won't stand, best and only way to get him back (and any others that were in for the "laugh") is to walk away from him and never spek to him again.

[TripleAce]

ooooo thats bad

Thats no respect... he clearly doesn't care about you as a girlfriend... your a joke to him, clearly

[ritxi]

In my opinion, cutting a guy's hair while he is sleeping can be considered as a joke, but doing the same to a girl is an assault. You have taken many years caring your hair to have it nice up to your hips and he has prevented you from looking as beautiful as you could have been while you are in a perfect age to show off your long hair.

As he did it something that harms you for several years in your life, he deserve something similar. If I were you, I would take some evidence to the police and I would report it. Maybe he would go to prision.

Another option to take a revenge is putting some sleeping pills is his drink and when he sleeps remove all his clothes to became him nude, bandage his eyes, tie him with a rope covering his arms and legs, take him to the forest and leave him there. He deserves something that harm his so much.

[Prof_Don]

Sleep with his closest friends, and his dad... then tell him about it all in grimey sexual detail.

Then break up with him.

[BelleGirl21]

Good one prof_don!

[Prof_Don]

@BelleGirl21 *high five*

:-D

[Mysterio421]

wtf? How is that even justifiable? That's even worse and stooping even lower than he did. Two wrongs don't make a right.

[Prof_Don]

@Mysterio421 she asked for revenge ideas... and I gave the best one I can think of.

Just giving the people what they want! 8-)

[TripleAce]

So the solution is for her to become a neighbourhood whore lol hahahh Then break up with him

I think he would still have the last laugh there lol

[Prof_Don]

@TripleAce the choice to do this is totally up to her!

[Asker]

@tripleace why the fuck are u calling me a whore?

[Asker]

@prof_don I won't sleep with his best friend because I don't find him attractive

[kheserthorpe]

As a joke, you should dump him and then do sex acts with his friends you wouldn't do with him.

haha that would be funny. for everyone but him.

[jenn33]

You are a smart guy and I like all your answers, but this is just not you, Kheserthorpe!

[front2back]

You should cut his dick off as revenge.

Jk, just break up with him as a "joke".

[CommieDearest]

That's assault.

Get him back by pressing charges for fuckin' assault.

[p0rtis26]

future lawyer huh...

[ScruffyNerfHerder]

Don't do anything drastic. Go to a salon and let a pro fix it. Have your boyfriend pay for it--then dump him.

[Rogue2]

A joke, eh? You want to get him back? Dump his sorry ass. Any guy that would do this as a 'joke' clearly isn't worth another moment of your time.

[Rogue2]

Breaking up with him is the best revenge. Unless you want to slip his pants down while he sleeps, and cut his dick off. And then just say, 'Hey man. It's just a joke! Chill!' but seriously, dump him. He isn't worth another moment off your time. He's stuck on stupid and border line retard and that can't be cured.

[PinkAcid]

dont shave it, itll just take longer to grow back and itll still be uneven. try a side parting to hide it and get some choppy layers on the longer side. what a horrible thing to do! i know some people won't see it as a big deal but hair takes YEARS to grow back and id be devastated if someone wrecked that in a few minutes for a joke.

[PinkAcid]

put hair removal cream in his shampoo and conditioner and make sure you use a different set of bottles for your own hair, his hair will start falling out and he will be convinced he's balding... keep this up until you're over the joke XD

[Kerbie]

Why have him back i would never do that to someone espiecally my current gf i know hair is really important to a girl lets you have millions of hair products ! Advertised on tv to volumise and fluff up or whatever its called more fun to play with like that.