My boyfriend cut my hair when I was sleeping and I can't stop crying right now?

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You'd think a fucking child would do this to me but no! It's my 28 year old stupid boyfriend 
He did this to me as a fucking "joke" while I was passed out drunk :( my hair was long, beautiful and healthy and he chopped the left side of it I can't stop crying :( 
Now I'm thinking a lot of things... Should I shave the left side side to turn this into a hairstyle? Because I look ridiculous with uneven hair

Oh and most importantly.. How can I get my stupid boyfriend back?

Paris13 · Accepted Answer

What he did to you was a lousy lopsided "Joke" that went terribly sour, sweetie, and Most unforgivable to even have the balls to Touch something on your head that didn't belong to him and ruin it.
However, aside from just 'Ruining' your hair, which can be fixed by going to a reputable salon to even out all the kinks while growing back, he Can't 'Fix' your relationship that he has Nicely 'Ruined' and to get even, the only thing I can think of would be to Break it off with him and make sure he sees you with another guy someday who is more deserving of you... hope he stands there with egg all over his face, this major jerk.
Good luck. xx

FlyingTurtle · Accepted Answer

Does he have a car? Does he like his car very much? Because there are some definite "prank sabotage" opportunities you could use with that. Does he like gaming? Delete one of his accounts he spent years on as a "prank". Think of something he likes a lot and get even. That was an awful thing for him to do.
About the hair, I would definitely encourage you to do something bold with it like shaving half your head and getting that Natalie Dormer look. Then tell everyone you planned to do that anyway. Or something. Own it.

lumos · Accepted Answer

Superglue a dildo to his forehead, because he's a dick.

Alexei_Ustinov · Accepted Answer

I would suggest a couple of ideas. Get him drunk and buzz the side of his head, then paint his fingernails pink and dye his hair! Also another good way to get payback would be to leave him a disgusting present in a familiar place. Shrimp and other sea-creatures make what could only be described as the smell of a Satanic flatulence when they start going bad. Hiding some frozen shrimp in their desk, locker, car, or under their deck will be a pipe-bomb of stink in a couple of days. They'll be confused and nauseated and maybe even attract a crew of woodland creatures and dogs looking for a snack.

meatballs21 · Accepted Answer

Can I humbly suggest amidst all this anger (and you should be!) that when you go to even it out, you donate the trimmings to a charity that makes wigs for people with cancer? If you can bring the stuff your soon-to-be ex chopped off, that gives them even more to work with.

That way some good can come of this.

findingdreamland · Answer

He is immature and what he did is not funny.
I think, uneven hair should stay that WAY. When people ask ( I am, sure people gonna ask) tell everybody, tell everyone you see what he did to you. People will give the best punishment by their comments. Like a public pressure you know.

HopelessRomanticHere · Answer

Woahh where do I start. That is so rude. Like literally so so rude. Why would he do that? So far as as I know hair is very important to females and plays a crucial role in their confidence and ability to express themselves, For him to d something like that is just not right. Im not a fan of revenge so sorry I ca't give you any ideas in that regard. But I would say kindly dump his sorry ass. Just dump this sucker. I don't think I could ever do that to anyone, let alone my girlfriend. But you deserve better. And I'm pretty sure you're better off without this dude so my advice is to get rid of him asap. But then again, it's all up to you but you deserve a better guy. Have a nice day!!

Bluemax · Answer

You have more important problems than hair style. Hair can grow back.

You should ask yourself why are you with such a person? How did he react when he saw you crying? What, if anything, is he doing to make amends? If the answers to these questions are unacceptable (or there is no answer), it's worth considering breaking up with him.

AleDeEurope · Answer

If there's one thing a guy should never, NEVER mess with, is with a girl's hair. That's just like sending the ring to Sauron: you know you're gonna die.

I think you should shave that side (I love that hairstyle), but if you don't want that, you can go to a hairstylist to make your hair even.
You have to love your boyfriend a lot to no think of leaving him. I mean, that was a really stupid move by him, so who knows what else is he capable of. If you wanna get him back, burn his favorite pair of sneakers, or mess with his most precious thing.
But I don't recommend you to get him back, you should act like him, it's not right.

1932ct · Answer

ok that's just wrong cutting a girls hair just wrong wrong wrong !

Obviously your going to get revenge then dump him so next time stay sober let hm pass out get the shaver out and show your art work, shave both sides leave a mohawk on top and die it pink , then in the back shave it to leave a dick and balls... Of course take pictures when your done to post on all social media pages for all his friends and tell him "it was just a joke", but since he doesn't have a sense of humor your dumping him

pandagirl7 · Answer

Wait until he's going to go somewhere that he's super excited about... or something that's important to him... or somewhere where its hard to get to a bathroom... and then present to him some laxative like gummy bears.

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Anonymous · Answer

just cut ur hair short something like this
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or this
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a half shaved hairstyle depends on ur face type n all really...
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and umm about ur bf you should shave carve something on his head while he is asleep maybe a dick at the back of his head lol... and ah also breakup with him... he is too immature

AidenBlue · Answer

I think the better question is how fast can you break up with this jerk? Second is how can you get control of your drinking so you don't end up incapacitated? Pass out drunk is the sign of an issue.

loveisbeautiful · Answer

The best revenge, is no revenge at all. I mean, being as that women and men have this odd
obsession with a woman having long hair (which I do not comprehend no many
how many times it's explained to me). Chances are he's expecting you to take revenge
on him. So, the best way to get back at him is to take the high road and not do anything
at all. You said yourself that you feel what he did was childish, so way play that game?
Because, taking revenge on him is just as immature as him cutting your hair.
So, take a page from the movie Frozen and "let it go".

As far as your hair is concerned. Just go to your local hair salon and ask them to
fix it for you and do what they can to make it look good. I'm a sure they can
fix it for you and make it so it's a style your happy with. That would be your best
bet, since that is there profession and they probably are likely to know how to remedy
the situation best.

Terminal_Access · Answer

well id say he's just earnd the prefix of EX by that act (and there's your pay back as well), clearly he has no resepct for you sweetie and youd be better off with out him, joke or not he shouldent be violating your body or trust in sutch a way.

stand up for you self sweetie and show him that that kinds crap won't stand, best and only way to get him back (and any others that were in for the "laugh") is to walk away from him and never spek to him again.

ritxi · Answer

In my opinion, cutting a guy's hair while he is sleeping can be considered as a joke, but doing the same to a girl is an assault. You have taken many years caring your hair to have it nice up to your hips and he has prevented you from looking as beautiful as you could have been while you are in a perfect age to show off your long hair.

As he did it something that harms you for several years in your life, he deserve something similar. If I were you, I would take some evidence to the police and I would report it. Maybe he would go to prision.

Another option to take a revenge is putting some sleeping pills is his drink and when he sleeps remove all his clothes to became him nude, bandage his eyes, tie him with a rope covering his arms and legs, take him to the forest and leave him there. He deserves something that harm his so much.

Prof_Don · Answer

Sleep with his closest friends, and his dad... then tell him about it all in grimey sexual detail. Then break up with him.

kheserthorpe · Answer

As a joke, you should dump him and then do sex acts with his friends you wouldn't do with him. haha that would be funny. for everyone but him.

TripleAce · Answer

ooooo thats bad Thats no respect... he clearly doesn't care about you as a girlfriend... your a joke to him, clearly

front2back · Answer

You should cut his dick off as revenge.  Jk, just break up with him as a "joke".

CommieDearest · Answer

That's assault.  Get him back by pressing charges for fuckin' assault.

PinkAcid · Answer

dont shave it, itll just take longer to grow back and itll still be uneven. try a side parting to hide it and get some choppy layers on the longer side. what a horrible thing to do! i know some people won't see it as a big deal but hair takes YEARS to grow back and id be devastated if someone wrecked that in a few minutes for a joke.

Kerbie · Answer

Why have him back i would never do that to someone espiecally my current gf i know hair is really important to a girl lets you have millions of hair products ! Advertised on tv to volumise and fluff up or whatever its called more fun to play with like that.

redroses1996 · Answer

If he has hair cut his too!!!<3

ScruffyNerfHerder · Answer

Don't do anything drastic. Go to a salon and let a pro fix it. Have your boyfriend pay for it--then dump him.

Rogue2 · Answer

A joke, eh? You want to get him back? Dump his sorry ass. Any guy that would do this as a 'joke' clearly isn't worth another moment of your time.

linalinalove4 · Answer

Be the bigger person and don't do anything, just break up with him! I hope I don't sound rude, but he doesn't respect you and sees you as a joke, that's why he felt like he could do that. You don't need to be with someone like that, so just dump him immediately, go have a stylist fix it up (or just fix it best you can with your financial situation, I don't know your life) and move on. Don't let him phase you :)

Yaeza · Answer

get him back as revenge? dump the immature piece of shit. Do you honestly want to be in a relationship with someone who finds it funny to do that to people without their consent, while they are passed out drunk?

martyfellow · Answer

Well, lol, he didn't mean you any harm, so why get him back? That would be as childish as he was!
Your hair will grow back, right? No permanent damage. Yes, experiment with a pixie cut if that can work for you, until it grows back... or just a ponytail if you don't want to bother.

I mean, you could dye his hair some strange color while he's sleeping, but is it really worth it?

purpleluv · Answer

3 simple steps
*get ur hair properly done from a hair salon pro
* get back at him by dyeing his hair pink and shaved from the center ... do this by first getting him drunk
* last but not least DUMP THE IMMATURE KID

lionxo · Answer

That was really childish and immature of him to even do that. Hair is so precious!
How short is it? Because maybe you could keep the other side of your hair and get extensions that match your hair color. Look on YouTube, some look so real and you can curl it/do whatever and it looks great.

aithe4ngel · Answer

im shocked, I've had to get my hair cut because of mean tricks and even permanent dye that wasn't my choice... Im so sorry, people judge girls harshly by how we look. I used to have a job that required we input before we changed hair style... o. o that takes effort... and money its honestly not easy for some people to get long hair. It should be your chice an uneven bob can be cute or a side shaved. so sorry :/ Id never look at that person again.

wonderhappytime · Answer

Well don't break up with him. It was stupid yes, and it's going to be awhile before that hair grows back, bit don't break up with him. It was a stupid joke, not like he was abusive or a dick who didn't love you. Just give him punishment like forcing him to go bald or partial bald that makes him look even more stupid until you are no longer mad.

Anonymous · Answer

What the hell.. Dump him. Seriously. What kind of person does that..

Wow im so sorry. You poor thing. I would go to a salon and see what they can do to even it out a little and experiment with your hair to do things with it that aren't super noticeable.

Hair extensions are an option and many beauty places have hair growing treatments. I'm not sure how well they work but they are there. You could also try youtubing.

I really hope it grows back soon :(

beesod · Answer

Pull his pants down in public. Dye his hair pink (mix the dye in with his shampoo).

It's mean and I'd never do it, but I have to be honest I can't stop laughing. Not at the deed, but that a guy older than me would actually do that.

KLTheErudite7229 · Answer

I am not judging but doing that really makes him a childish/immature and abnoxious person, if you feel like he can change you talk to him about this and let him know how you feel and everything. If that happens again, breaking up with him can be an option for you if you feel it's right; for now just don't worry about the hair too much and it will grow back. :)

Klaatu51 · Answer

You can easily report him... what he did is disgusting. And don't be anymore with him, BREAK-UP ASAP!!! Only a psycho would do that!!! It's not even a joke...

Stacyzee · Answer

Throw a bucket of ice cold water on him. Make sure that before you do this... you pour cooking oil all over the floor. So, when he tries to run he slides and falls.

Calex · Answer

Cutting off a woman's hair is almost like cutting off a guy's penis, except hair grows back.

Footballer60 · Answer

Here's a list of ideas to get back at your boyfriend.
1. Put icy hot in his underwear
2. key his car, cover his whole car in sticky notes, spray paint his car pink and put stickers on it. Put a thumb tack in the wheel.
3. Put an ugly hair dye in his shampoo
4. Put glue in his hair gel
5. Put food coloring in his toothpaste

Anonymous · Answer

If you get him back, then you lose the right to call him childish, since revenge will be just as childish. He should have known better than to do what he did. Either put him in the dog house for a while, as he works to prove he really does respect you, or just break up with him.

Rcjh1987 · Answer

First off why are you still calling him your boyfriend.. It should be ex... Go to your beautician have her fix it... As for as the douchebag dye His hair pink purple Orange... I'd cut his hair too

Crazyced · Answer

It might be a secret that scorned girlfriend maybe shouldn't know and I take no medical responsibility. But I think he's an idiot so fuck it.

Icy Hot rubbed on the ballsack can cause excruciating pain...

xobrowneyedbeauty · Answer

I would just go get it evened out at a salon. but that's just me - I'm not big on dramatic hair styles. As for your boyfriend why would you want to get him back anyone? That's such a dick move just get rid of him! It's so disrespectful!

ValarMorghulisTR · Answer

Break up with the jerk. He took a prank way too far and violated your trust. Just try and fix the other side to try and make it look nice. Good thing hair grows back, so don't be so sad. It's only temporary.

JCT666 · Answer

Just chop him to pieces with a chainsaw... Okay seriously, maybe that's not an option. Try destroy something that he values a lot.

As for your hair, you could cut the other side of your hair and try out some of the shorter hairstyles? That way, it would grow back evenly.

Anonymous · Answer

If you can, I would try to even it out... But if there's no way to recover from it... I'm not sure what you could do... But maybe hats could be your friend for a while until it grows back.

As for revenge, here's what you gotta do: Shave his head halfway and make him look dumb, then write, in sharpie, "Dumba**" (uncensored of course) on his forehead. Or the shaved part, whichever works. Then dump his sorry a**.

MrJoeKing · Answer

Get those ready wax strips and slap them on his eyebrows! Make sure they stick on the first time. No matter if he takes them off slowlly or fast the hair will come off lol

bijinbijinbijin · Answer

I would break up with him and meet someone better, who respects me and won't violate my body and trust. You know that is considered assult. You can press charges.

Zathura · Answer

When he's sleeping take a electric shaver and shave off random patches of his hair, just say it was a joke. Are you going to break up with him?

AlexLouis · Answer

Get THE FOOL Back Shave HIS EYE BROWS THAT ALWAYS WORKsssss!!!

Kalinda · Answer

The asker said extremely racist disgusting things to one of the users here... why is this question still up.

Asker you have issues and your bf obviously has issues. You guys should break up and get therapy.

MaskedSanity · Answer

Well, if you wanted to get back at him, you can always cut his hair in the same fashion. That way it would be a fair revenge. All this "chop off his dick" shit people are saying here is just nonsense.

LastGirlScout · Answer

Oh my god, I'd rip his fucking eyelashes out!

But seriously, that is not funny. At all. Go shave Cunt into the back of his head and don't tell him. Some diazipams and whiskey should keep him knocked out while you do it.

SpicedPumpkin · Answer

Dump him, what a complete and total D BAG that is extremely immature and he needs to learn he can't act like a 3 year old. I would dump his sorry ass. That behavior is beyond stupid.

sammy_31 · Answer

That "joke" went too far, yeah it's hair but that's messed up! :O He's a douche, OMG so mean!

renogaza · Answer

firstly try to even it out, go to a hairstylist and see if they have a solution, then do yourself a favor and dump your bf = w =

Random_chick_2384 · Answer

Sick bastered!! I would kill someone if they did that to me. And u should dump him after u take away something he loves. Phone? Clothes? His hair? Life?

Mikasa · Answer

Prank his ass and get it on video! Make it a pranks good that he know not to mess with you anymore. If it were me there would be any relationship after that.

aliyahgem · Answer

take it as a win and try something else with. your hair, you might like it a lot better😊 i'd. just give him some really good silent treatment 👌✊✊👊☕🐸

BelleGirl21 · Answer

I would kill him... literally kill him. And then I'd pray for a woman judge and jury, you'd never be convicted!!! 😈

dE_logics · Answer

It's YOUR fault. He was YOUR choice. If you whould've chosen some not-so-attractive guys instead (off the 100s who hit on you) this whouldn't have happened.

RavenEssence20 · Answer

I know your pissed but I wouldn't break up with him, but I would get him back!!! Long hair is a pain to grow!!! I would give him the silent treatment and secretly plan pay back!!!

oddsonchances · Answer

Dump this guy what a childish thing to do, he has zero respect for you move on.

Thataboy · Answer

The best revenge is to stop drinking to the point of excess and find a man who's gonna take care of you when your vulnerable.

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