FARTS!! Guys how would you react if your gf accidentally farted in front of you?

[justbeinghonest]

Has it ever happened? What did you say? Was she embarrassed? Is it normal to fart in front of your partner?

I can't imagine ever doing this, but what if one day it happens accidentally? Should I cry and run away?

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y'all have a lot to say about farts I see

[Anonymous]

I had that happen to me once by accident, lol. I was beyond mortified and just wanted to die on the spot :P I was spending the night over at his place and after we finished watching a movie together we started being goofy/fooling around and he randomly started tickling me. I'm extremely ticklish and as I was squirming to get away and laughing uncontrollably it just slipped out even though I was trying to hold it in, ahaha. I was so mortified and just wanted to disappear forever but he just laughed and teased me about it for a good two minutes, lol. It was the first time I ever did that in front of him and he was just so amused by it, lol. There has never been a repeat since and we've known each other for five years :) He just wouldn't let it go because he knows I'm pretty shy about bodily functions & that he caught me in the act ahaha ;) Hope that answered your question

[Lena19]

You shouldn't cry, speaking from a girls point of view, it's natural. Though the guy will repeatedly fart, or maybe it's just my boyfriend who does that, and occassionally will give you a dutch oven. I got upset last night that my boyfriend kept on doing it on purpose and told him the next time he does it, I'm going to hit him in the balls. He didn't believe me, so he did it again and so I hit him in the balls. For the rest of the night, he did not do that again.

[justbeinghonest]

y'all have a strange relationship. Violence is not my style.

[Lena19]

Understood, though it was just a tap. Not a full on hit. That's honestly the only time I did that to him and I was just getting tired of him farting on me. He farted at least 30 times and it's just disgusting.

[Beatrice1865]

My boyfriend did the same thing to me. I was constantly farting on purpose and giving him Dutch ovens, so he threatened to hit me in the vagina. I farted again and threw the covers over his head, so he tapped my vagina. I started vomiting everywhere, collapsed, passed out, woke up, and had to crawl to the bathroom to take a shit because I couldn’t stand from the pain and the natural response to a vagina kick is to shit your pants. Now he knows where to aim if a woman ever tries to attack him! The vagina is an instant off button. Inconvenient for us as it represents a huge weak spot that only women have, but convenient for the men we love because they can easily defend themself against a woman.

[Hidden_P]

My boyfriend laughed the first time.
I refused to fart in front of him but sadly I get very painful trapped wind if I don't. So I was holding it in and he leant over and pushed his hand down on my tummy.

It. Was. So. Loud. He burst out laughing for about 10 minutes, tears down his face.

Nowadays if I do it, he pretends to look disgusted and then grins at me.

It's not the end of the world. Just enjoy the joke and laugh it off.

[OptimisticallyBryant]

I would laugh and release the fart I was holding in at the time. It happens. I dint know why girls try to hold them in. All you're doing is causing unnecessary discomfort for yourself. Let it out around me and lets enjoy a laugh. But, I'm a "bad boy" and that type of thing doesn't bother me. Im not your average "Joe".

[WhoTheHellKnows]

Omg really? You're a goober! It's a natural body function. Cut that thing loose! It's uncomfortable to hold those in. Let them out! At first he'll think it's funny then after a while he won't noticevthem anymore. Unless they smell. Then he'll gag and be very proud of you

[justbeinghonest]

EEWWWW NO! I don't even fart in front of my sisters that they are as nasty as having brothers.

[WhoTheHellKnows]

Yeah man! Farting is great. Give his ass a Dutch oven. He will pee his pants laughing!! Guaranteed! You gotta let them this out man. The body says do it, ya do it! It feels good to let it out right?

[justbeinghonest]

I think he would get mad if I did that

[WhoTheHellKnows]

No way! He's a dude. He's laugh. Do it. What's the worst that'll happen? His nostrils will smell your fart for like 10 seconds max. He'll pull the covers off after he smells it so it'll be ok. It's worth it. I say go for it:)

[WhoTheHellKnows]

Thank for mh!!

[Findingmyway]

Everybody farts...

True story...

But not me... Ever.. Its the cat.. Lmao..

[Cowboy6666]

Ahahahahahahahaha..

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[justbeinghonest]

Is that baby really that ugly?

[Cowboy6666]

Who said?

[justbeinghonest]

I'm asking because he is ugly

[Cowboy6666]

May be. ;)

[electromagnetic]

I do it. Boyfriend or guy friend. It's gotta come out.
Holding farts in are really painful and not healthy. If he gets to fart, I'm gonna let it rip better than bayblade.

[Noxifer626]

I think you meant "Beyblade".

[electromagnetic]

Yup. I got autocorrected.

[Toad-1]

i smell you from here :P

[electromagnetic]

Like wild roses.

[Ir-Kitty]

One of my cousin did but its nature of most animals, yes she embarrassed.
cry? nope
Personally I dont care, let it out if you can control it do it somewhere that isn't anybody or WC

[MaxFe]

Small laugh...
If I detect that she feels bad for it I would say "chill, all good"
and forget after 5 min tops

[Hans222]

Haha I would find it funny... it's nature you know. Can happen :-)
I'd probably grab my nose and make a joke but I'd not love her any less for it!

[Alexious]

I'd be like was that it?
Then, I'd let one rip and I'd blow the house down and I'd be like...

''Beat that brah''

*THUG LIFE MUSIC*

[Heathrowguy]

Laugh & grin.
But be really amazed if she did fart in public. That would be shocking to say the least.

[glock33sig357]

If you can't fart in my presence your not for me! which means your risking your health and comfort for appearances bullshit...

[1685684378994]

I would burst out laughing. Farting makes me laugh.

[Anonymous]

"Women don't fart. They hold it in, and it comes out as drama." 😋

I kid, I kid.

[BumbleDeev]

If I were a guy then I would laugh my ass off. I think couples should feel free to fart and burp and everything else in front of each other ;P

[AleDeEurope]

I would look at her and start laughing. There's nothing wrong with an accidental fart haha

[mutedaisy]

I've never farted in front of my boyfriend. I guess if I did I'd say excuse me.

[SirRichardFitswell]

I would laugh. Maybe say "nice push" to make her laugh.

[justbeinghonest]

Really? That's horrible

[SirRichardFitswell]

Truth is it would depend on what she did. If I thought she was mortified I'd pretend I didn't hear anything. But if she was like oops I can't believe I did that. Then I'd joke about it.

[Rogue2]

No, it's natural. If he say, couldn't accept that, or her for that matter, they're not worth the effort. We're human.

[69face]

I love it when she farts especially in a 69 or when I go down on her from behind its a turn on. 😃

[RickHasslehoff]

I'd look really surpised and would start to wonder when the hell i got a girlfriend :P

[KleinTeef]

It's happened before, and we just end up laughing together. Nothing wrong about it.

[gapminder]

Lol! Probably laugh it off. I had a girl fart in my face while in 69 position. We both laughed or assess off!