If the Nice Guys Could MAN UP a Little, I'd Date Them

If the Nice Guys Could MAN UP a Little, I'd Date Them

When I was in high school, I remember arguing with my girlfriends about guys. Oh yeah, standard girl talk, you know?

I was vehement in my defense of the quintessential Nice Guy. I was a hopeless romantic and really, I still am (though my definition of that term has altered a bit). I loved the idea of a true gentleman, a guy who is just really sweet and caring and isn't afraid to show his soft side. I mean, I never wanted an over-emotional crybaby but I really liked the sentimental types. Guys who weren't afraid to be themselves and treated me like a princess. And before everyone flips out about the word "princess," I'm not talking about ALL the time and if any female is being honest, they will admit they want to feel like a princess every now and then.

Some of my friends were against the idea, saying the "nice guys" were always people you could talk to, but that was about it. They wouldn't stand up for you because they didn't have the balls, and speaking of balls...they tended to suck in bed. Why? Because they're so self-conscious they can't perform very well and no matter how often you reassure them, they're just going to get it stuck in their head that they're not good enough sexually. And somehow, that will turn back around and become MY fault. That's what my friends said and I still stood my ground. I wanted a nice guy.

If the Nice Guys Could MAN UP a Little, I'd Date Them

So over the years, I've stuck to my guns and sought out the nice guys. Just like I said above, the sweet guys, the guys who were a little shy, the guys who could make me laugh, the guys who held doors for me and were adorably nervous and awkward, etc. I did it for a while. And you know what?

I'm over it.

I still want niceness and sweetness and respect. Who doesn't? But frankly, if I can get a lot of those traits from my girlfriends, what do I need YOU for? Men should be men; I'm a firm believer in that and I don't see why the nice guys can't also just MAN THE FUCK UP. At least occasionally, right? Jesus, just stop whining for two seconds and step into your big boy pants. I'm not your mother and I'm not your friend. I'm not just some girl who likes to hang out with you. If that's all you want, then fine, but that's not a boyfriend.

No, a boyfriend is a nice guy who's also a man. There are times when I get a little bitchy and irrational and yeah, this happens. I admit it. It's one of my flaws. Well, don't go crawl into a corner and hide! Call me on it! Say, "DAMN, you're on that bitchy streak again; maybe shut the fuck up for two minutes." A guy said this to me, as casually could be - not really mean, and with a wry little smile - and guess what? Now I'm dating him and it's pretty great. He holds doors and is sweet and respectful but there are times when he's a MAN, when I know he'll fight to the death for me. There are also times when I don't want this shy awkward lovemaking that so many "nice guys" think all girls love; there are times when I just want to be FUCKED. A good man should know the difference and be able to perform accordingly in both instances.

If the Nice Guys Could MAN UP a Little, I'd Date Them

Unfortunately, if this relationship doesn't work out and I stick to my "nice guys are great" idea, I am going to have to make some changes. This guy and my previous experiences have shown me that the nice guy mentality only goes so far. About halfway, actually. If you can't manage to be a MAN for the other half of the time, step aside so the big boys can come in and play.

I don't like domination or submission, I don't believe there's any excuse for domestic violence of any kind and men should not be hitting women. But men can still be men. They can still be as caring and loving as humanly possible and still manage to make us swoon. I don't need more girlfriends; I want a member of the opposite sex with which to spend my life and I had better know you really ARE a member of the opposite sex. Get me?

One final thing: If you can't hit the sweet spot, guys, it is not - I repeat, NOT - my fault. I will bend over backwards for you and be the freakin' mother of your children and lie and cheat and murder for you because that's how fiercely I could love you. But that's my A Game and I only give it to those who have their OWN A Game.

'kisses' ;)

If the Nice Guys Could MAN UP a Little, I'd Date Them
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  • Anonymous
    There's a difference between nice guys and a pussy. It's so annoying when people use them interchangeably. They're very very different to each other. A nice guy is still a man, he's a real man who was raised right, he's strong and kind, he has his own mind, a pussy is just a pussy... no opinions, you tell him to shut up and he'll say sorry he annoyed you, you order him around instead of asking him and he'll do it... Pussies are no good for anybody.

    A nice guy is just a real man, just like a decent girl is a real woman. Both underrated, both confused with pussies or stupidity, both jackpots if you get one.
    Is this still revelant?

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  • Blonde401
    This comes across so entitled... you demand a guy be so many things because you're a princess and deserve it? Really? And then you bash any man who doesn't fit into your tiny box but don't seem to offer much other than assuming you're a princess. Nah. This is bad.
  • FashionQueen86
    The title made me afraid to read this. Nice guys don't have to 'Man up' whatever that means, and that's the thing; people have their own ideas and definitions of what being a man, woman, pretty, ugly, fat, skinny, etc. is. So, how do we know you're right?

    Nice guys are taken for granted so much that it really hurts to see them succeed last.
    • Junlian

      Wow I am moved by this comment. Want this to have a million upvotes. Thanks, this made my day. 馃槉

  • Fathoms77
    This made me laugh. Don't really see the need for guys to be see so hostile... all this says is she sort of wants it all (so what else is new from girls, right?) and at least she's honest. Isn't even remotely misandrist and I get the sneaking suspicion most guys who commented didn't read past the title. ;)

    But man, say anything about guys having to step up and be less pussy-ish around here and it's like the gong announcing an MGTOW meeting. :P
    • bobbyxx

      Trust a administrator to back her up, proving once again that these social media sites are run by sexist man hating feminists, but it worse when some 'man' appeases them especially in such a cringeworthy way. You are clearly a 'nice guy' who needs to man up and grow a pair.

    • bobbyxx

      And women don't get to have it all their own way.

    • bobbyxx

      I suppose it was you that featured this pile of crap, the latest man bashing article, it is only articles like this that get featured.

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  • ObscuredBeyond
    No you won't. Let's get that out of the way right away.

    The minute they do assert themselves, you'll "feel uncomfortable" and slap them with TROs out of the thin blue - even if all they did was call you out on something.

    I've seen this movie played out a dozen times, and it never does make good on the promises it so freely doles out.
  • Notorisch_Arschloch
    Just from the title alone, I can tell you it's women like you that are why I used to be a nice guy but now I'm as mean a son of a bitch as possible JUST for the sake of hurting women's feelings.

    Woman up. It's called equality. You all wanted it, now deal with it.
  • Elarra
    All this Take doe is assume what a real man is.

    A real man is a man who will treat you with dignity and respect, not one who is asserting his testosterone all the time. Your Take is EXTREMELY shallow. So because a guy is macho he's not a man? Fuck outta here with that. If I find a guy who treats me right, is straight, and respects me, I'll give him a chance.

    A man doesn't tell you that you're on a bitchy streak and cuss at you, either. That just shows how little respect you have for yourself. Honestly, I just want to vomit all over your Take. Your views are complete crap. You just stereotyped the MESS out of men and that's not right.
    • Elarra

      Isn't macho*

    • I agree with this 100%.

      Thank you for saying the words so that I didn't have to spend time typing a similar answer out xD

    • Elarra

      @XRabbitHeartX Lol, you're welcome :p

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  • fashionguy17
    I am going to put everything out on the table here. Don't get pissed at me for telling like it is.

    When I was on Facebook one day, just surfing through a relationship group, this one girl said the following:

    "I want a man who will tell me shut the fuck up, push me up against the wall and show a backbone with me and tell me when I'm out of line and should set me in my place.. That is how a real man should act."

    I was reading over your Take, you what you said sounds pretty similar to that. So, in your opinion, a REAL MAN is someone who shows respect for his wife, but also treats her like a three year old, right?

    You probably think these are real men as well:

    Do you think that these men treating their women like lesser people is what a "REAL MAN" does?

    It's funny... a lot of women that have all these ideals of a "REAL MAN" are usually the ones that don't have their dad's in their life, and they usually end up dating men who are aggressive, don't do much in life or are in trouble with the law... because they think that is masculinity.

    I had my dad in my life, and he taught me the following:
    1. Always treat a woman with respect. If a woman does not return that respect, she is not worth your time and you need to leave her.
    2. When you get into a relationship, the woman is not below you or above you... she is your equal, your partner, and you must work as a team.

    Those are a couple of things my dad taught me about women and relationships.

    I am a good guy; I consider myself to be one. I expect the woman I am with to be a good woman as well. I understand that all of us have our bad days... BUT I am not going to snap on my woman and tell her to "Shut the fuck up and go to her room"... or any of that bull shit. I am the type of guy that will ask her about her day, have her open up and tell me what's wrong. If she needs space, I will give her that space. That is how a real man handles things.
    • Furthermore, you are 34 and you are still single. I can see why. I dated a 37 year old (she didn't have her father in her life either... ever)... she she kept telling me her ideals of a real man. She also didn't have a real relationship in 10 years... because all of her exes were abusive towards her. However... when I showed her some respect, she basically said I wasn't a real man and that I need to be more aggressive.

      It's time to grow up and get out of that high school mindset of what a real man is. Once you get out of that mindset, find a good, respectable and healthy relationship with be a lot easier for you.

    • That's some very wise and good advice your dad gave you.

  • AlphaMale1
    Until women get fed up with being knocked up without a man who will stay, enjoy being beaten, sexually and verbally abused and get tired of what kind of freak their friends think they should be with this will never end.

    Turn off the TV. Power down your Internet device.

    Grow up. Wake up.
  • LoveHolyGod
    A man can be a man and manly yet still be nice, in fact a real wonderful man is nice. Nice doesn't mean pushover or extremely shy it just means he is kind and not mean. You can have both, and females saying that you can not and trying to make nice men seem wimpy is wrong and does a disservice to kind people especially kind men. Thank you to the men who are nice and kind, no matter what some females say..,
  • cth96190
    What @rossan described were not nice guys. They were sad and frightened males who had serious confidence, communication and self-esteem issues.
    I have always considered myself to be a decent, ethical and honourable man. To me, that is a 'nice guy'.
    I am also capable of acts that some (especially women) would consider to be extreme brutality, because there are times when that is what is required. I am a former soldier and a life-long student of a martial art. Charlie, Jamal and Abdul do not respond to the 'muh feels' approach of today's special snowflakes, nor have they been subjected to gender sensitivity or toxic masculinity lectures.
    It has been my experience and observation that young females do not want good men. They want scumbags, who treat women like shit, have little education (both formal and informal) and have room-temperature IQs.
    Young women confuse a lack of manners and other aspects of civility with the traits of an alpha male. Hence, they become all tingly when they encounter a bad boy, or some other variety of sociopath. It is not until women are about 30 that they begin to be able to distinguish between a bad boy and a true alpha male. Some women never learn the difference.
    I wish @rossan well in her search, but time is not on her side.
    Based on current trends, it would not be unreasonable to speculate that about a decade from now the number of MGTOW in the West will be about the same as the current number of the Soushoku Danshi (grass-eating men) in Japan, where an estimated 60 per cent of men in the 20 to 40 age range are not interested in women (1). No marriage, relationships, dating or even sex. Full MGTOW monk.
    (1) www.shavemagazine.com/politics/The-Soushoku-Danshi
    • kickme

      you need a tampon dude

    What is this garbage? This makes absolutely no sense. What the hell do you mean by "man up?" I see so many double standards. This is all misandry against men whether or not you like to admit it. I'm not a nice guy, so I'm not biased by the way... Oh yeah, I'm asexual/aromantic so I wouldn't be interested in dating you. This garbage makes so proud that I don't have to deal with women who think like you.
  • chriss
    i disagree with everything you wrote because everyone has different personalities.

    it cannot be that every nice guy is the same because everyone is different on they way they interact with people.

    i know so many great fathers that treat their wives and children very well but they all have flaws in them like everyone.

    everyone has their own preference.
  • MikeGaultier
    I love how some women will admit that they want their boyfriend to call them out when they're acting "bitchy." But, the second they do, half of her friends start giving the guy dirty looks and accusing him of mistreating her.
    That's one of the things I loved about my ex. When she said she wanted to be called out, she meant it - I'd call her out, we'd argue, then we'd kiss and makeup. Most girls that I've dated aren't like that.
  • F媒rdracaD贸cincel
    FUCK YOU!!!

    Not you. My computer's deciding that now's the perfect time to be a dick. Just allow me to try my hardest to respond to this without accidentally pressing "submit" or some random-ass link.

    Okay, FIRST. Your demands for a guy are completely reasonable, as is your assessment of "nice guys."

    The only thing I will truly criticize is your belief that the kind of sex a guy prefers has to do with how much of a man he is. A lot of manly guys prefer lovemaking as do a lot of normally less manly guys like to plain fuck. It's personal preference.

    In terms of the CONTEXT of your preferences, it doesn't help that it's rare for a family in modern day America to understand the value of gender roles. Most guys now are either raised by families where the woman is the aggressively dominant figure, single mother, or even worse, single motherS (that's plural). So what knowledge do we actually HAVE to draw from?

    *Pussy-ass fathers who'll tell you to bend over backwards and make every other sentence "here's all my money."

    *PUA which is basically pussies who pretend to know stuff.

    *Or modern masculine men who are on too much of a high horse to share what they know, so they end up saying things like "have a big black dick" or whatever.

    In short, good luck.
    • On a side note, I was thinking about this Take earlier today and something hit me. What is your opinion on guys who prefer love-making to primal fucking?

  • Ronin122
    Stereotype, empty words, you have no idea about how " nice guys" think , just trying to make less of a man out of them and cuckolding them. #stfu
  • PiuBravoRagazzo
    All women have a slutty side and want to be fucked and disrespected every once in a while. This is nothing new 😂

    I learned this a while back. Being a nice guy doesn't cut it. And being a good girl doesn't work for women either.

    Good girls end up with bad boys
    And nice guys end up with ugly girls
  • Tomsta
    There is a difference between a nice guy and a pushover girls seem to think the two are synonomous. They aren't, i know plenty of 'nice guys' who actually have a backbone and are indeed quite attractive to girls. Much like i know a few pushovers.

    I used to be a pushover till i got a hard dose of reality at uni in the form of depression and since then i've gradually begun to improve myself in the sense of having a backbone
  • Library
    He said to you, "DAMN, you're on that bitchy streak again; maybe shut the fuck up for two minutes." <--- Okay, that phrase right there proves you don't want a nice guy. That's not a nice guy. "I still want niceness and sweetness and respect." <-- This one officially proves you want a man with multiple personality disorder. "Now I'm dating him and it's pretty great." <---Oh, good for you. Why would you waste your precious time writing this myTake called "If The Nice guys Could MAN UP a Little, I'd Date Them"? You are full of contradictions. Okay now, run along. Have fun dating mr. Right :)
    • SteamBuns

      That phrase right is what made me stop reading N struck a nerve

    • Ha, thats called being human. If you expect to be all even-keeled all the time and not get emotional, your a psychopath.

    • @brewersfan01 exactly or a narcissist either one

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  • mikemx55
    If you want the perks of the nice guys then you gotta take the burdens too...
    It's just like a guy dating a hot girl... it ain't all rainbows and sunshines..

    If you ask for everything, you may end up with nothing.
    If life gives you lemons..
  • Sjeggy
    My god guys can bet bitter
    Thing is that there is a difference between nice guy and wimp that a lot of guys don't get. Just because yourepassive does not mean you are nice.

    Example. I ask a girl out. But I take precautions so she can feel safe. We go somewhere in her hometown, we meet publicly.

    That's being nice. Staying at a distance drooling is being a wimp.

    Op what you look for is a nice guy but you got stuck with weak spined men that think that that's being nice!
  • purplecrystals
    This has more to do with personality than just being a "nice guy" or a "bad guy". Everyone has nice and bad sides to them. When I hear "bad guy" I think of an abusive man that cheats on his so. I'm sure that isn't what you want and it seems like you don't know how to explain yourself. Telling men to "man up" is extremely sexist. Everyone is different. What doesn't please you may please others. Just move on. Stop labeling people into 2 categories. This isn't high school.
  • Kuraj
    In other words:
    My only "humble" requirement is someone that comforts to my very strict and limited ideas and whims at any given moment.
    And I just sit here and think, ok then, what are you good for?
  • Waffles731
    I'm just here to observe.
    Also can you actually try making some semblance of sense
  • Raymond_Reddington
    All women are different, and you can only speak for yourself. Normally with a take like this i'd think the writer would give us men some tips on how to get a girl. However this take sounds more like tips for us on how to date you. And seeing as the chances are nihil that we would ever go on a date together, this take is quite superfluous.
  • SteelerNation50
    From your take it sounds like you want a guy with split personality disorder. You want the romance and thoughtfulness but you also want an aggressive "man" that tells you to "shut the fuck up". Maybe you need to tone down what you mean by "man up" to being assertive and letting you know when you are wrong and not letting you walk all over them. Sex is like everything else in life if you aren't willing to tell them what you want don't expect to get it. If you don't tell someone they aren't giving you what you need to be satisfied it is your fault you are not satisfied.
  • BigJake
    It's always the "I can be anything" types of girls who want to toss men into two categories, the ones who'd rail against similar categorization with their dying breath. Remember, hon, guys are people, too.

    Those dudes who are "here to watch"... I'm sure that's what you enjoy doing when your Honduran lawn boy comes over to plow your woman.
  • Theodorable
    The 34 year old woman now decides she's going to give up on nice guys because all the good one's married someone else. Nicely done, lady, good luck. I can't wait till your new Take at 43.
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  • red324
    OP Help me out a little. I have put girls in their place before when they're being bossy, annoying, bitchy. etc. The problem I find is this just makes the problem worse. Now they think of me as an asshole and they hold it over my head and tell all their friends about how I'm just a horrible guy, when the truth is I'm tired of the girl trying to make me into whoever she wants me to be.
  • NexAngelus
    i thought she wanted to be their girlfriend... but it sounds like she wants to be their boyfriend... im totally confused now. dafuq. at least i know i dont have to worry about stupid shit like this ; )
  • brewersfan01
    I think this is a good take. I am reading through a lot of male comments and its laughable. You know, Im not a nice guy at all, but holding the door open for a woman, pulling a chair out and treating her with respect is not a nice guy trait, its called courtesy.

  • Unit1
    OK, I got'cha ( 汀° 蜏蕱 汀°)-b

    Just don't come back here and complain how you were abused and regretted getting into a relationship with a wannabe "assertive" alpa male.
    Actually I kind of expect it to happen.
  • This_is_my_username
    **READS TITLE***

    YUP... some people gonna piss themselves reading this. Im just here to watch!

  • MancGuyUK
    People should just be lucky they find someone who loves them the same way back that's all that counts it's should not be treated like a sweet shop
  • bobbyxx
    Back to the usual nice guy shaming, yet men get hated on for slut shaming and other shaming of women. Better to be a nice guy then any of those other things you get shamed for. Usual double standards with women, oh dear im gonna get hate for double standard shaming now.
    • bobbyxx

      you sad cow, you stole somebodies else pic.

  • TheRebel69
    Doesn't say how old you are, but your attitude will change when you're 35+ with a child, dead end job, and a husband that cares more about machismo than his own morals and personality.

    By the way, I'm a nice guy, but also an asshole.
    • Jamesol1

      That's the truth. Nice men are better off without crazy ones like this.

  • lacorine197
    What the shit? This sounds like some little girl who wants some weak minded moron to get in some shitty drama filled relationship which is completely useless. And what do you think a relationship is? Fuck nice guys, fuck nice girls, throw that all out the window. What do you think a boyfriend/girlfriend honestly do? EVERY relationship is different, from person to person. Let me know what the hell you think an actual relationship does.
  • realityphil
    nice guy = ugly guy

    And then they try to compensate shitty looks with being nice, which is very unattractive trait and this pushes them even dipper in the shit. Nice = feminine. Rude, cocky, jerk, dumbass, primitive ape etc = masculine. Now implement this, maybe it could work, maybe, still better than ugly looks + being nice, which is gay as fuck. But if you really want a solution that works, here it is: MONEY
  • ovixs90
    If you want your guy to tell you to shut up so i don't understand what kind of gentelman you are looking for. Because it sound you look for something else. That guy that will tell you really to shut up then don't be surprised if he hit you one time.
  • Rahdle
    Hell yes! Haha nice take. Why the hell shouldn't men be manly? And here's a secret... A lot of nice guys turn into manly men. Just takes time.
  • YourFutureEx
    I didn't understand this take, but the opinions warned me to not to reread it.
  • pooper89
    Damn, well said. I completely agree with you.

    Perfect MyTake. People should take notes from this for how a proper mytake should be written.
    • bobbyxx

      you don't half come out with some shit.

  • RedThread
    Lmao I can see why gag featured this.

    Touche gag.
    • I know that here are much of this articles but is this like 50% of the G@G because i say the feature.

    • bobbyxx

      Man bashing articles always get featured.

    • pooper89

      @bobbyxx then why don't you leave

  • Tony1974
    LOL! On the wrong side of 30 I see... I think you will be the one manning-up when the wall hit's you in the face.. Literally!
    • Great comment, Tony, I was thinking that!

  • MrOwens
    All this talk about how nice guys suck. That is interesting.

    What you really mean is. I want a man that has his life together, he has to look and maintain a certain look. He has to have his life together. Better do what I say and fill my unrealistic expectations. If you don't I will hang you in court since the system swings in my favor. If one thing slips. I am going to show you my true intention and bring on the Armageddon.

    Women scare me these days. Why can't men and women come together with out all of this socially conditioned bullshit. I am going to have to go to a museum to see what a real woman looks like.

  • UnknownXYZ

    "But frankly, if I can get a lot of those traits from my girlfriends, what do I need YOU for?"

    What traits are you talking about? You keep saying "man" but all I hear is you want stereotypical idea of what society places a man to be. Seems like it isn't a nice guy issue, seems it's just the issue that you don't like guys you don't find attractive.

    Circular reasoning incoming: 'He is a nice guy so I don't find him attractive and because I find him attractive, he definitely isn't a nice guy."
  • ProbablyTooMature
    There's a difference between nice guys and weak guys.

    And that's really all the time I'm going to spend responding to this.
  • bente2
    : Damon Salvatore of the vapire diaries is what you ask for?
  • TheLittleBuggy
    You're basically me x'D and your man sounds similar to mine, though we're both southern, so he's got that southern "try not to swear around the ladies" thing.
    He's called me a brat before though, because I think I was being a brat. Like I don't remember what I said, but I'm 100% positive it warranted being called a brat. But like the way your dude said it, he didn't say it in like some mean verbally abusive way, it was like he took a look at how irrational and bitchy I was being and kinda laughed it off and was like "You're a brat, you know that?"

    He treats me like a little princess though it's funny x'D AND I LOVE IT. But the dude I dated almost RIGHT before him, I broke things off with like RIGHT away because like you said, I DON'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND FOR A BOYFRIEND. No, I need a guy who can call me on my shit and still be willing to catch the mice, and hold my hand <3