Warning!!! To clear this is not meant to be offensive to the gays but I generally find most gay stereotypes to generally be true.
A Wingman is a guy you bring along with you on singles outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women.
Typically in these ways :
• The Wingman will always be there to “occupy” least
attractive girl of the pair so that you may engage in the “hotty”
• Often, when an attractive girl is out with an ugly friend, she often feels restricted to not leave that ugly friend alone, thus making the hot girl, un-touchable.
• When the wingman technique is used, both girls are
approached by the men, and the Wingman automatically
engages in conversation with the ugly girl.
• Now that the hot friend sees that the ugly girl has finally found a man, she is now free to start scouting.
• This is where you come in “unexpectidly” and “accidentaly”, and begin catching up on “old times” with the Wingman.
• The Wingman then offers the ugly girl to dance, (which
rarley happens to her) so she won't be able to resist.
Two situations may arise:
1.) She tells her hot friend to come along, in which you
automatically MUST be invited, since you know the
Wingman, and have already been introduced to the hotty.
2.) They go dance, leaving you and the hotty in for
some solid face time.
• At the end of the night, after you have worked your
magic, the Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers
the girls to comeback to his place for a little ‘after party’.
• Once everyone arrives, the Wingman “occupies” the
ugly girl IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself and the
sweet sweet little hotty alone so that you can bang her, bang her like a drum...
1. They are great at introducing you to single women.
For what ever reason it's rather fashionable for women in 2019 (especially white liberal women) to have a Gay best friend and they love talking to them about everything under the sun from fashion to hairstyles & even who they should be dating. A good word from a gay friend about dating you is almost as powerful an aphrodisiac to most basic ugg boot wearing pumpkin spice drinking white girl hotties as their father's disapproval of you.
2. They generally have great fashion sense.
One of the first things a woman notices is the clothes you are wearing so if you are dressed like a hobbo in a tank top and flip flops no amount witty conversation & flirting will get you anywhere. Years ago my gay wingman hooked me up with some nice treads and a decent hairstyle & I was instantly more successful at picking ladies up. Maybe. Yes, it’s a worn-out old stereotype that the gays are more stylish but a lot of them do know what looks best and can help you tone down your bad attempts at wearing those seasons fashion. "Less is usually more unless you’re a drag queen, and i know a bad haircut when we see one" as my my gay wingman has often said.
3. They are generally more focused on the Gym.
Most of the gays like to keep in shape & can give you the motivation to as well, often straight buddies will dick around creeping on hot chicks working out, your gay wingman will keep you focused. A straight buddy of mine a few years ago was spotting a bench press for me & abandoned me to hit on some hottie, he was successful so I can't fault him on that.
4. They can help you avoid undesirable women.
We've all been so thirsty that any moped will do after striking out all month (beer Google's are a real thing) & the night is over or pulling a chick you think is absolutely amazing but you've not seen the obvious red flags such as her crazy eyes or that her boyfriend is across the club glaring at you as you grind with his girl.
5. They know the kind of guy girls want.
Women tell the gays their secrets, women love to gossip to each other & rightly or wrongly often consider gay guys as just another "GIRLFRIEND" (fingersnap). They’ve heard it all, from which guys suck in bed, which guys treat them like crap, to being a drunk asswipe or only caring about themselves. They've heard the cringey hit up lines some guy's use that ensure that they won't ever get their number. Every guy who came before and where the bodies are buried they know. And they can tell you all this.
6. They can tell you how you are messing up.
From you bad attempts at hitting on a chick, to creepy stalker behaviour, bad fashion, bad grooming, boring conversation, 1950s attitude and whatever else a Gay Wingman knows what women in a man and what they don't.
7. They can take you to Gay bars.
I know what some of you straight guys are thinking but going to a Gay bar doesn't mean some bear is going to pounce on you & show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. For some reason gay bars are often filled with attractive single straight & sometimes bi chicks that are enjoying not being hit on every 5 minutes but in comes your Gay Wingman who susses out the situation, talks to the chick, & as one of the few if only one straight guy in the gay bar with a gay best friend you get instant points as open minded & progressive. Before you know she's come back to your place to tickle your pickle.
8. Gay guys can handle themselves in a fight.
A lot of the gay guys I know keep themselves in good shape & I'm not just talking about big gym muscles. Many I know have a background in some martial art or have been learning some and are actually pretty tough guys I wouldn't mess with. It can be hard growing up gay as my gay wingman would testify too you either learn to take a beating or learn to hit back. If you get jumped by a few guys a Gay Wingman maybe the one you want to have your back & vice versa.
9. They aren't competition
Even the most loyal straight wingman may cock block you if he likes the same girl as you or If tries to set it up & she likes him not you, with a Gay Wingman there's no chance of this happening as you are both hunting for different prey. Forget about lesbian wingmen as they may like the same gal and straight women wingmen tend to be a complete cluster f*ck. I mean straight women cock block their girlfriends so what will she do to you lol.
Though a Gay Wingman can be a great thing he still has to be your bro not just some queer you are using to Smash tang, you also have to be his wingman when he's looking for a nice piece of kiester or something serious. Also Gay dudes aren't this one uniformed fairy culture the media protested but varied and like everyone they are their own individuals. There's a whole culture thing such as catchers& pitchers, bears, unicorns fairies etc. Also my experience on the matter may differ from you guys.
So there you have it, if you single guys are lucky enough to find a Gay Wingman to help you pick up girls I say happy hunting.🥒😎🙈🙉🙊