How can I become a tall White guy (pics included)?

[Anonymous]

I am 5'6" and Middle Eastern unfortunately, and I really want to become a tall White guy.
My goal is to be White and at least 6'4".
Girls only like tall White guys. They all love, adore and worship tall White guys. Tall White guys are
every girl's first choice and preference. All single girls are looking for a tall White boyfriend
and all girls who already have boyfriends are in AMAZING relationships with WONDERFUL
guys who just happen to be 6'4" and White.

I want to be a tall White guy so that girls will stop spitting in my face, and so that they will
not be disgusted and offended when I approach them and ask them out.

No girl would ever sink low enough to date a guy who is 5'6" and not White.
I am as unwanted and undesirable as a barrel of fermented sewage.
Nobody gives a crap about my personality, because they never even give me a chance
let them get to know me, before they ignore and reject me on sight for my wrong race
and low height.

So how can I become a tall White guy?
It is the only way of surviving the brutality of the dating game.

Pictures if you still don't get it:

[toteslol]

DUDE. I gotta tell ya something.
First of all, not all girls are into tall, white guys. Have you seen the "tall white guys" in my class? Most of them = assholes.
Second, unfortunately, you can't really change your skin color. And, you can't really "change" your height.
When you mention that they don't care about your personality, were you really that sure? If they don't care, then let them be, they aren't worth it.
What I suggest you to stop immediately:
-STOP look at these random pictures. They will only depress you and they are total bullshit. If everyone is only attracted to white mean, how come there are so much diversiy?
-STOP thinking these thoughts. I know, it's hard to "stop thinking" but just divert your attention.
-STOP wanting to be a tall white guy. Just, love yourself. It'll take some time, but you sill get it.
-DON'T take any pills, whatsoever. They might have good reviews, but from a person with experience, these pills won't help. At all.
Here's what i DO suggest you to do:
-DO excercise. It's good for you, and it relieves stress. Who knows, maybe you'll be a super strong guy and soon girls will be attracted to your muscles!
-DO read. DO paint. DO music. DO math. Write a book, write songs, paint lots of artwork, etc. Use up your other talents!
Good luck! You DEFINETELY find a women. <3

[lostgirl_searching]

Learn to understand not all girls are the same
I'm 4'11" and I had a huge crush on this guy that was the same height as me.
You just haven't met the right one
Also you can't change your skin color or height.
Don't believe those pictures because it's not true.

[Curlybeauty17]

You can't. There's no reason to stress yourself out with something you literally have no power to change. Love yourself as you are and you'll find someone who will too.

[CapnHawk]

Your height and race aren't the issue here - it's lack of self esteem. I'm 6'4" and white and have had problems attracting women. I've got friends that are your height and women fall all over them. The reason is they are confident and self-assured, where I wasn't. They know how to dress and how to conduct themselves that makes them attractive to women. Any woman who disses you because of your height or ethnicity isn't worth your time or effort. Quit feeling sorry for yourself, pull up your big boy pants up and go out there and meet some women. There are a ton of ladies out there waiting for you.

[super147]

I'm a 6ft 4 white guy. By your reckoning I must rule the world by now. I must be drowning in lady love and running Microsoft. Awesome, if only someone had told me!

[Asker]

I really envy you. If only I could be a tall White guy, I'd thank Jesus every f*cking hour.

[God_of_Thunder]

Microsoft, huh?

When I hit 6'4", they made me the CEO of Google.

Now if only I could get all these gorgeous women off of me, so I could go make some money!

[super147]

@God_of_Thunder I feel your pain bro :'( Sometimes a guy just wants to watch TV and eat some pizza, not be wiping lady orgasm off your face all the damn day!

[God_of_Thunder]

Man, I know, right?

The challenges we face, just for being tall and white. I swear. 😓

[Nelsoen]

Bill gates is only 5'10 😂 I'm willing to bet he can have any woman he wants

[Anonymous]

Money, lots of money, you'll need to use that money to get surgery. Maybe brain surgery where they take your brain and switch it with a compatible White guy's body, one that's in a coma, and probably or possibly brain dead. And then if all goes well, you should wake up in your new White Guy body.

[Opinion Owner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71fWtJXEI0Q

[PrettyRegular]

Same doctor as Michael Jackson? ☺

[Opinion Owner]

@PrettyRegular Nope.

[Maypai]

Ugh! I am so sick and tired of these statics when it comes to what ethnicity likes what ethnicity. Everyone always says that black women stick with black men which is bull. Not all do, just not like all Asian and Hispanic women want white men. You can not change your height drastically, you can change your facial structure, straighten your hair but you'll never be white. So get over it. Be proud of who you are and be confident in it. Goodness.

[disgustingweebtrash]

as a short white guy in the UK I can confirm from what I have seen is tall white guys are the ones that are mainly in relationships. But I have also seen black guys in relationships with white girls. Although in my experience I have not seen a woman dating a short white guy.

[TripleAce]

Unfourtantely the second last picture is quite true and there is plenty of data to back it up

However, keep in mind that is a byproduct of conditioning over the years and sequence of events unfolding the way they did

You're middle eastern... you have no shortage of attractive women - you'll find her

[cheeseNwine]

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GOOD LUCK AND WELCOME TO 2016

[cheeseNwine]

by the way, i m a minority and i bet i dated and had sex with better looking chicks than the hot guys here have slept with.

stop loathing yourself man.

[cheeseNwine]

hot white guys here**

[cheeseNwine]

also, money man. get money its a great equalizer.

everyone chases the hot girl but the hot girl chases the money

[Asker]

I need money to get this procedure. But it's very hard to get money if you are non-White and short.

[cheeseNwine]

i m non white and have a white girl after me atm. I've also been picked up by attractive white girls

but i m good looking and take care of myself.

make money man. money is more powerful than this social construct. trust me

[cheeseNwine]

and your self loathing mentality won't help even if you're white or whatever

[Asker]

Non-White and short guys have to earn much more to be as attractive as tall White guys. Tall White guys also have lots of benefits when it comes to earning money.

[cheeseNwine]

Yah so? If you date your own kind, you're option number one to them.

U have to learn a lot whether you're white or not. They just get accepted easier but in a relationship as a father or life partner being white alone doesn't do shitZ

U don't understand life man or relationships

[amputeegirl]

While I do prefer tall white guys, it's not a deal breaker if you're short or non-white. As long as you have another way to impress me (kind-hearted, mature, honest, physically strong, etc.), you're fine.

You can change your race with plastic surgery, hair dye and skin bleach. But height isn't changeable no matter what you do. Be happy with who you are. I'm sure there's a girl that likes you for who you are, and not what you are.

[Anonymous]

If you listen to this album, it will be guaranteed that you will turn white https://i67.tinypic.com/11wfw9u.jpg

[PrettyRegular]

Great to here! I'm 6'5ft and white (hopefully even a bit tanned), I have nothing against it but no girl has worshiped me yet. Maybe if you're tall, you have a better chance to get to the position where you can worship a girl.

[PrettyRegular]

Rather *hear ☺

[PizzaPrincess]

Pray to the reincarnation gods? ? Like what do you want us to say, p sure there's not an app for that

[RedThread]

I'm a single tall white guy.. It isn't like women are falling over themselves to be with me.

[Asker]

Come to my town, girls only date tall White guys here.

[RedThread]

Sounds like quite a town.

[Negrodamuss]

Hm, well I'm a short black guy and women have been into me many times... so explain that :o

[babeeeone]

White guy's aren't the top of the top. I'm sure you're good the way you are, not like you can really do much to change into an entire different person

[bennyboy18320]

Am I living on a different planet? Around here white women are all obsessed with black men...

[Nelsoen]

Don't listen to the guy who posted that question lol he's clearly an idiot

[Anonymous]

Sorry, but it's true. All I want is a tall White guy.

[Rick-Lewis]

Racist count. You pretty much prove his point.

[ExperimentalMale]

You sound stupid and none of those charts are accurate.

[BertMacklinFBI]

how's the brainwashing going over there

[BruceTrails]

Its under 6ft not 5'11...

[BruceTrails]

6'1*

[rose004b]

This is really pathetic.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

Can't make this suit up 😂😂😂

[Dred1614returns]

Kill yourself and hope for reincarnation.

[reixun]

Lmao transracial

[cheeseNwine]

plot twist. middle easterners and north indians are Caucasian!

[reixun]

@cheeseNwine he said white aka european.

[cheeseNwine]

yah but white is caucasian and i guess he wants to be nordic type.