This morning I woke up but I didn’t have a lot of time to eat because I had to be at my crushes birthday pool party so for breakfast I ate beans, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, eggplant, cheese, cauliflower, and some of that Jamie Lee curtis yogurt that makes you poop. Anyway I went to the pool party my stomach was not feeling good. I still had to go swimming though cause it would have been clear that my stomach was not in Good shape otherwise, I went in the pool and felt a huge pain, then I got out and went on the diving board in front if everyone. As I bent over to dive, I farted. It was really loud and everyone heard and was laughing at me. I was so embarrassed. Then I dove and diarrhea shot out of my bathing suit. As I came up the water around me was brown and covered in poop. People were laughing and screaming and running away from the pool. My crush was in the pool and some of the diarrhea got in her hair and mouth I went to to the side of the pool to exit as that happened more diarrhea came out and ripped off my bathing suit so I was naked. i tried to get Out but someone slipped on the diarrhea and fell on top of me, my crush was furious and had her dad kick me out, he told me I ruined the pool and that it was going to take weeks to fix it and to never talk to his daughter. She agreed with him and told me to get the hell out. As I walked away naked I farted and poo got on their dog who then bit my leg. I’m so embarrassed do I still have a chance with my crush?
yeah, I think all your chances are pretty much nil.
However, if I were you I'd text her and apologise to her saying how you didn't mean whatever happened and at least get back on good terms with her. It will take some time and chances are it will spread around the school, so do not approach her in front of friends or in school, when she has calmed down see if you can meet up with her and make it back up to her, treat her. That's if you can
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You're trolling right? That didn't really happen...
Damn... Holy crap if you aren't trolling and that really happen then NOPE I don't think you have chances with her anymore. But anyways... Take care of yourself
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sorry no LOOOL
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