Why did my guy friend hug me then say "you're my wife"?

[Anonymous]

Well we were with our friend group teasing a girl we know and we were all laughing and stuff then when we got out i was alone and he was still laughing from what was happening then he came and hugged me saying you're my wife then went away. Was he joking? Or something more? I don't want to over analyze tho but still

[Anonymous]

This is a legally binding marriage know as hug-marriage. Congratulations! The only way to anull a hug-marriage is to send topless photos of yourself to a sarcastic lesbian that you've only met online. However, if you send bottomless photos to a sincere gay guy you will cement the marriage and will never be granted a divorce.

[btbc92]

He's serious. He is not joking about that. He's sending signals to make you think about him.

[Kat__Kat]

He’s probably just joking around but has some sort of feelings towards you. I have this inside joke with one of my guy friends that’s he’s my hubby and I’m his wifey but I don’t like him but he’s got a crush on me.

[magiusX26]

he wants to eat spagettios is why

[CarlosWoods]

Just WTF?

[Asker]

You're making me more confuseddddd

[CarlosWoods]

Hahaha sorry, sorry. It's just a weird phrase for a little context you have given me. I think he was joking, but if you want to confirm it, ask him tomorrow.

[Asker]

Ahah i was joking. Anyway we started off as flirting mates. Until I friendzoned him and we became just friends for like a year. Anyway thank you

[CarlosWoods]

Now i'm getting a bit sad for your friend for the friendzone Hahahaha (what a bad girl). But no problem!