Whats the best way to get a sexy stay-at-home girlfriend?

[Anonymous]

TL;DR: I want a hot girlfriend who either is house trained or can be trained to be a good wife.

Full version:
- I want her to be a virgin. I'm a virgin too, and I don't like thots.
-I want her to not have a education so she can depend on me more.
-I want her to be thicc but not be a fatass.
-I want her to be naturally beautiful.
-I want her to smell good.
-I want her to do the laundry. And cook when I don't feel like it.
-I would prefer her to be as young as legaly possible, but I would accept girls up to 20. I want her to be hot as long as possible.
-I want her to love me for the peron I am, not my wallet.

The problem is girls always say no when I ask them out

Updates

+1 y

I'm not trolling 🤷‍♂️
I would honestly like a girl who fulfills this checklist. Maybe its not extremely likely, but thats why I ask for help

[bamesjond0069]

Get some game. Practice on thots. Being a virgin isn't doing you any favors. I bet i can date more girls close to what you're looking for than you can and its because im good. I practice on thots. Plus surprisingly some girls appear to be thots but when you get to know them they actually aren't. They keep upping their makeup and clothes and sex appeal to attract a good man but they get more and more bad men so they keep doing more and more hoping to land a good man but it doesn't work because their strategy sucks. One girl i dated was like this she was a virgin. She said no to any and every man. Took me a year to hit it. Totally worth it. She looked like a barbie bimbo fuck doll because she kept thinking she was ugly because only nasty men wanted to do nasty things to her and no nice guys wanted to do nice things.

[Soremain]

I had two ideas, but that last requirement eliminated the other one, so the only way is to learn how to lucid dream. Might takes years of practice to get that good at it but it's probably the only way.

[btbc92]

This is the list of a selfish man. I'm a virgin. I wouldn't even DARE date somebody like this. Dude, your just horny and only care about yourself. You're not suitable for such women because they see you as a selfish horny pervert. And you want to know why they say no? You just want sex. Ladies move on.

[Apple1996]

With all the feminist now a days this is probably hard to find. Back in the day this would just be a normal woman.

[Orangesareyummy]

Well gee I guess it’s just awful women expect to be loved past 30 by half average at best guys. Especially when the woman herself is domesticated. I know women who are domesticated but also work because life is hard.

[Apple1996]

@Orangesareyummy I just don't agree with women working when in a relationship. Its possible to survive on one salary. It's fine for single women since they don't have anyone supporting them

[Orangesareyummy]

One salary for a family isn’t possible here. Besides, one should always be able to take care of themselves just in case
Something happens.

[Apple1996]

@Orangesareyummy I don't believe that for a minute. One salary is possible anywhere. If it's not then move somewhere that it is possible. And in case what happens? He's either gonna die and I'm get the life insurance or I'm gonna divorce and he's gonna a owe me child support and alimony. Either way I personally wouldn't ever need a job

[Apple1996]

Thanks for mho! And asker what you described is basically me so I know there are women like this since I'm one of them. I think the problem is a lot of women like me get taken fast

[johndugan11]

Lol. I'm not sure about this one. But I am sure about one thing- when you get that girlfriend, y'all need to treat her right- and that means, respecting, keeping yourself hydrated so that you and her are both feeling and doing well, that your genitals are really in the best state so that you are both going to have the best intimacy there is. the way to do this is to keep your below the belt area VERY moisturized. good luck and thank me later.

[WesBrewer]

Country girls or conservative religious girls is what you are looking for, not many will like a guy who wants to be lazy though, country girls are attracted to hard workers and religious girls are attracted to other religious guys.

[Orangesareyummy]

I said something similar.

[WesBrewer]

Great minds think alike

[wankiam]

buy a time machine and go back to the dark ages and you might be able to find all you want except ofcourse she won't love or respect you, just fear you

[boggboss]

Thats the crazy thing his comment at the end just completely throws out what he was looking for

[ashleexxcarr]

Uhm, think your in the wrong site buddy, this is not a “come buy the girl of your dreams site”. Stop looking for her, when you least expect it the people you truly learn to live, will come to you.

[boggboss]

So u post shit like this then cry and rage that u can't find a women? You are years late to wanting this the world has moved on

[Anonymous]

Be more attractive. Those women probably exist. But like every other women, they're exclusively interested in the top 10-20% of men.

You need to get fit, start dressing well, make lots of money or put yourself into a position to make lots of money in the future, and work on your personality.

5-10 years of self development, then you'll be able to choose any woman you want.

[Abtraction]

You're looking for a Unicorn, even if by some freak magic you find one, she will be polluted by other females in your circle. Move on, build yourself, get a pro or sugar baby later when you obtain wealth.

[KayleighT]

Maybe you want a little to much. I get the kind of girlfriend that you want but for her not to have an education for your own benefit sounds a little selfish to me.

[jshm2]

You want a sex robot, not a person, in other words.

What's your daddy paying you, as they are pretty expensive.

[Orangesareyummy]

Girls from rural towns like the one I’m from make damn good wives. We were raised to be more domesticated.

[Babygirl_S]

I'm shocked that you want everything so perfect yet she can't expect the same from you.

[Asker]

She can, just not my wallet. I would love her for who she is if she meets my checklist. I don't have many flaws, I'm not overweight, I'm a funny person, average personality I guess.

[Babygirl_S]

So you're average and you expect a perfect girl 😯

[Asker]

Yes, kinda I guess. And thats why I'm asking. If the girls I ask out said yes to date me I would not need to ask online for tips on how to score hot girls.

[Anonymous]

Lol. I think what you really WANT, is a piece of humble pie

[Waldoe]

I don't know why they say NO... you don't seem at all shallow and immature.

[AronWagon]

I'm short, you want a slave?

[Asker]

Not really a slave, I don't want to have to force her, and slavery is illegal. What I want is more a chick who acts like one because she herself wants too

[Zoeyyyyyyyyyy]

Trained? Really? Wow

[boggboss]

He is a loser thats been on here for ages at first he just wanted a virgin but it seems his mind had been deteriorated

[Zoeyyyyyyyyyy]

@boggboss How is he not embarrassed to post this hahaha

[boggboss]

Many get the confidence off the gods when posting online although he no longer shows his face

[boggboss]

But you not looking for help for shuts and giggles I showed this list to a couple female friends and they all pretty much said if this is what u want u will die alone

[boggboss]

Shot sorry zoey I meant to post it his on my comment 👍🏽

[Anonymous]

This is some trolling.

[COMMODOREII]

You can get a dog and train it.

[Twalli]

Your wants aren't really reasonable

[jahaims]

Be rich, smart, and good looking

[chihuahua011]

🤣🤣🤣