Why was my date such a jerk?

Question

Ok I was on a date with this nice guy. Average looking, middle of the road type guy with an everyday run of the mill job. Everything was going fine until this big guy walks in. I could tell he was the alpha male because other men wouldn't make eye contact. He spots me looking at him and walks confidently over and announces he's just got out of prison for armed robbery and wants a woman right now.

Obviously as a woman this confident bad boy immediately cranked up my whoremone levels. I also knew from reading stuff on GAG about guy code and knew I couldn't embarrass my date by not submitting to this alpha males advances.

I told my date to watch my drink and handbag and disappeared into the gents toilet to take a non stop merciless pounding, the kind where your feet barely touch the ground and the cold toilet wall scratches your back.

BUT when I got back my date was gone, he had just left my dead drink and handbag on the table for anyone to steal. That's the problem with nice guys, they're all fucking unreliable jerks.

blondfrog · Accepted Answer

Are you purposely opening up yourself on GAG for people to make fun of you? Seriously its so hard to resist pointing out all the mistakes you made. Lets start off with the biggest one. You were talking about how you like bad boys and then at the end of your sentence state IThat's the problem with nice guys, they're all fucking unreliable jerks." First he was a bad boy then you said he was a "nice guy" which I am assuming you meant in reference to a guy pretending to be a nice guy. Either I read that or I read that you ditched your date for that alpha guy and he fucked you in the bathroom. So you cheated on your "nice guy" average looking date for a "alpha guy. " Then you were surprised when he ditched you even though you really betrayed him by fucking some other date while on a date with him.

Wowie101 · Accepted Answer

Same thing happened to me... i brought a girl home from a date for sex... i went to the bathroom to clean up cause i picked her up right after i left work... i came out and she was in my brothers room fucking him... then when she was done asked me for a ride home... me brothers was always an ass... the stupid thing is she couldn't for the life accept she did something wrong... or why i was pissed off... this is a true story

Bellatris · Accepted Answer

Is this a joke? Sometimes it's hard to tell with you. I'm hoping it is, and I'm just (once again) not understanding your unconventional sense of humour. I'm hoping you're not really so woefully lacking in basic self-awarness and simple decency.

Brainsbeforebeauty · Accepted Answer

Why didn't you be a good date and bang em both in the gents toilet? I mean isn't the gents toilet the best place for a threesome or take turns sex🤣🤣

Bean2thousand · Answer

Join the club, my wife was such a you know what. On my birthday, she gave me a certificate she made for 'One Night of Great Sex.' I was so happy about the gift, that I left immediately for our babysitter's apartment to redeem it. And, then my wife left me and took everything -- even the sex toys. I said, how am I supposed to whip the housekeeper? Such a hateful woman!

SomeGuyCalledTom · Answer

I have no words for what I'm seeing here... 🤣

Tunasub · Answer

Some folks have no regards for others personal things. What an ass he was for leaving your stuff.  Enough of that though. How was the toilet🚽 pounding? Anal on the urinal? Details Purple one..

Lliam · Answer

Wow. What was his problem? You just never know about some guys.

Gwenhwyfar · Answer

😂😂😂 Guess you really needed a good pounding. Hope you came hard all over that guy’s dick. Glad no one stole your bag (especially the guy who just pounded you).

Lynx122 · Answer

I don't know what he was thinking! I always watch over the girls purse while she's getting pounded cause I'm a good boy :)

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

🤦‍♂️ To some of the comments... Americans putting the L in to literal and i in to idiot.

Anonymous · Answer

What a story.
You could have added some more, that after getting banged, that 'Alpha' man flushed you down the toilet and you came out of the sewer and your 'date' who you called jerk said ewww dirty b**tch stay away, STAY AWAY!!!
😂😂😂

goaded · Answer

Shouldn't that be spelt "whoremoan"? Obviously, he should either have taken the handbag, or joined you both in the toilet.

Lone_wolf122 · Answer

This story seems like it could only happen in the Gag-verse

KrakenAttackin · Answer

This story sounds about right. I hope you were courteous enough to by the Alpha thug a drink afterwards, it's the least you can do.

ToastyOats · Answer

I didn't even read that long post. Bottom line he wasn't me. You can search around for sorts of fancy answers to you conundrum but that guy you went out with... he wasn't me, that's where you fucked up.

iseekpinetrees · Answer

I'd say he was smart to get the fuck outa there because you aren't dating material.

Susjsm · Answer

I would have stolen any money that was in your bag.

Avicenna · Answer

Lmao... what did you expect, him to ask for sloppy seconds?

Tonytoutouni123 · Answer

Mhm. Is this a joke, a sex fantasy of yours or reality 🤔 I don't think the story is real. My money is on sex fantasy. Right?

Leavesbound · Answer

Sorry but the guy who took off isn't the one who's the jerk.

ohshee · Answer

No shit huh I would at least taking you home stupid guy

BADballie1 · Answer

You are the JERK, do you think that being pounded and bullied is a nice feeling in front of his date. You should just have said to your date "it's time to leave"

Pete671 · Answer

You should have, imho, taken them both home so your date could watch you get pounded, then enjoy sloppy seconds,,,

lycanthrope3 · Answer

Really, can't trust anyone these days, at least he didn't take your purse

Andres77 · Answer

Maybe he was still in the stall next to you in the bathroom jerking off and was still cleaning up.

RCLJT · Answer

🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU … need to stay off PornHub young lady.

Alpha4U · Answer

You're welcome. i needed to fuck so hard and you did the job right. Good girl

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

Well, you did also leave him... but the Ahoy is a powerful force so... I guess you could use that as an excuse

princeofromance · Answer

He knows that a lot of women like bad guys. That was his strategy going into the date. Apparently, It did not impress you much.

Anonymous · Answer

Girl, you need to write a book on your adventures. This one is good.

Anonymous · Answer

Your date wasn't the one who was a jerk. Your date acted reasonably, under the circumstances.

DaMack999 · Answer

Great story. Lol when is it coming out on Amazon audiobook.

fred_durst · Answer

lmao , he is probably plan to kill himself if he get cucked once again

Anonymous · Answer

Haha! You WISH that would happened to you. I didn't know you liked criminals.

Browneye57 · Answer

:) Like it. At least you know your place. LOL

Nobodyherebutme · Answer

Lmao. That's the best laugh I've had all day kid.

Anonymous · Answer

You should lock him in chastity and let him watch you

nevernevernever · Answer

troll, but a funny one

TonyV · Answer

What a dick lol

karaspara · Answer

😂😂😂

COMMODOREII · Answer

Rol. 😂😂😂😂😂

Wiredone · Answer

You didn't really do that

msc545 · Answer

This is unamusing and not even funny.

kingjulienstoe · Answer

Is this a joke

eagle1951 · Answer

and like you did nothing wrong here Right

Anonymous · Answer

Or the fact the you were an unreliable slut?

Twalli · Answer

You're joking.

Anonymous · Answer

Apply for a porn script writer 😅

ChiTown33 · Answer

Cool story bro.

ItsMeItsMe1989 · Answer

I'm glad he was

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