On our second date he stayed the night and the next morning farted like an animal for 10 seconds in my bathroom?

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We didn't have sex, just making out. For me everything was perfect until the moment I heard his farts. I'm so turned off and don't know what to do?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

So let me get this straight, you’re dating a man and you expect him not to fart? Have you ever met a man before? Men are gassy. Men fart loudly and near constantly, it’s just what they do. Testosterone makes men fart and belch more than women, so they can’t control it. If you want to be in a relationship with a man, you’ll have to deal with his gas and farting.

FlutteringFeelings · Accepted Answer

Fart and he’s not your boyfriend? He was only looking for a place to release his boo boo from the food he had the same night. That will be the last time you hear from him.

Mangospacho · Accepted Answer

This is so wrong. You’re not supposed to eavesdrop on him during his bathroom time. Not only did you invade his privacy but you penalized him for the way he used the bathroom.

genericname85 · Accepted Answer

well you don't need to be attracted to him farting. i think it's rather normal to be turned off by that. you don't need to be attracted to your boyfriend 24/7.

sheikalana · Answer

LOL I'm sorry but this really made me laugh. I would be turned off too. Did you say something? Maybe he was just pranking you.

Baredog69 · Answer

Oh come on it's not like you haven't let out a window rattling Boomer at some point in your life. Everybody does it, I wouldn't make it a habit of farting in front of my wife girlfriend date whatever but sometimes you got to do what you got to do.

Gochogirl · Answer

Get over it? These things happen its not exactly within his control.

Anonymous · Answer

This is the point of dating... to fart out compatibility.

exitseven · Answer

The poor guy was holding in that fart the whole night. I bet he was pretty uncomfortable so you should give him a break.

MJtheCoach · Answer

Yah that’s a turn off for me too.  Just cut him off.  The guy has gas issues  I’m on a whole plant based diet for almost 15 years.  There is no sound no Smell

888theGreat · Answer

You tried to kill the guy with your cooking and you blame him?

Still-alive · Answer

He probably held it in the ENTIRE time while he was near you. Let hom be jesus lol

Anonymous · Answer

He went to the bathroom to fart and that turns you off? Would you have preferred him to give you a dutch oven?

Anonymous · Answer

You're going to live a very lonely life if you won't date people who fart. Maybe it's time for you to grow the fuck up?

noohair · Answer

OMG, humans fart, thanks for the info.  And how do you know it was a fart and not a belch.

TaleTeller · Answer

Hey! He didn't balloon the covers did he? As least he shielded you somewhat.

Daniela1982 · Answer

Next time break out the Febreze. Then carry on.

Anonymous · Answer

Maybe grow up? Until then don’t date.

jahaims · Answer

Grow up. Everyone shits and farts.

Wise4myage · Answer

Hey, at least he didn't fart on you, right?

jimmy2 · Answer

Lol send him outside to fart lol

laura123iu · Answer

lmao keep him

DarkWinterNights · Answer

He’s a keeper.

Anonymous · Answer

Nothing, there's nothing to do. He's human.

legalboxers · Answer

smdh...

Waldoe · Answer

Sad...

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