I would just excuse myself and take care of business. If it takes an unusual amount of time, or is date ending, I would let the date know that something didn't agree with my tummy, grab an uber if needed, and reschedule. I think planning another date would be key, to let them know that this isn't just a scheme to escape a bad date.
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Where do such questions pop in your mind? Why this only? Lol
Anyways I will just say, "Excuse me, I need to use the restroom". But in the first place I won't eat something bad before a date!
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Here's a guy who tells us a story about how he got diarrhea while out at a restaurant with his girlfriend:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/a_JttzT2uyABased on this I'd: Excuse myself to the bathroom & if it takes to long I'll go back to the table & tell her: "I've sh*t myself, we've gotta leave immediately" xD -Gavin (3:37)
Well... I must have known I had it because I'm already in the bathroom, right?
So then, I don't think I'd be able to leave until I am settled so I would text the date saying I got ""sick"", apologize and say they can go home,. if they worry, I'll tell them I'm informing someone I know... hopefully I have someone I know LOL... meaning, what if I'm in a foreign country, just got to stay there a while.Why would I lie? Maybe there’s a bad smell! Or something! I’m sure he would know or at least say I got food poisoning and I need to go to the bathroom!
Well never happened to me tho!
I live in a very dirty country so my body got used to it ahahaI touch wood never get that in public lol. For some reason my body mentally rejects going to the toilet when I’m not in the comfort of my own home. Although having pains etc is common and has happened to me on a date before because I have IBS. I live with it now. It is what it is.
Be honest and tell her something you ate didn't agree with your system and you will be back as soon as you can. If it continues to be an issue, take her home and reschedule the date.
I think most women would appreciate a guy being honest as that is a quality they are looking for. If they don't appreciate it then they were not worthy of a second date anyway.- u
I'll excuse myself for the moment... and leave my phone while it plays this
https://www.youtube.com/embed/_7ZyRB3-X7A I've never had diarrhea so bad it made me take a long time in the bathroom... I would just assume it'll take about the same amount of time as normal and so there's no reason to bring it up specifically, just excuse myself to the bathroom.
There are many, many things you can do in that situation... If the waiter was a jerk and the woman turned out to be an uptight bitch, I'd drop the draws and take a dump on the plate. I'd put the platter o' poo on the table and send it back to the kitchen and sue right after I offered it to her as an entre-
If I did like the joint, the waiter and the woman I'd probably just get up like any normal person with the shits and pinch my ass as I walked quickly to the bathroom.Depends on the situation such as how well you know them and how casual. If first date and or fancy dinner I would excuse myself to the bathroom but explain "I am very sorry but, something I ate seems to be disagreeing with me"
Embarrassing but it is what it is. I'd tell her the truth, I don't want her having to sit alone waiting on me and I'm not gonna lie and have her thinking either A. There's something wrong with her. Or B. That I'm a dishonest person.
Seeing as I experiment with my lactose intolerance on a monthly basis, gonna tell how it is and if they still like me and wanna date me after... oh shi, is she the one?
Truth. “I must have eaten something that disagreed with me.” And excuse myself.
I'd descreetly set someone on fire, then use the confusion and panic to sneek to the bathroom!
Just say I've got an upset stomach and need to use the bathroom, everybody gets them no reason to be ashamed of it.
I'm sure it happens and would guess in most cases (A) would be the choice used as the first thing with the hope it is quick and over in session.
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Voted B. There's no way that I would tell him that I was having diarrhea. That would be the end of everything...
Hey, I'm about to shit my pants right now! Actually, this restaurant sucks. Let's bounce. But first I need to a shit.
This DID happen to me. I was already late for the date due to having to work late (for the first time in MONTHS) and I spent twenty minutes the can after a 10 minute conversation. When I got out she had left.
The emergency excuse.
If after the first bathroom excuse you gotta go again, I’d definitely explain and try to reschedule.
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