You’re on a date with someone at a restaurant when suddenly you get a bad case of diarrhea. What would you do? (Page 2)

[TransAm85]

Go to the bathroom! If he's gna laugh at me, oh well! It's human nature..

[megabamse]

Run to the Cheff and shitt on the kitchen floor since they gave me food poison

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I would take 2 Immodium before the date to be on the safe side

[Razp_Sorbet]

Excuse myself to the bathroom. This is normal for me, just IBS things

[InvoluntaryCelibate9]

get naked and squat in the dinner table and let loose right there and then in the middle of the restraunt with everyone looking, I don't give a fuck

[InvoluntaryCelibate9]

Lol joke, go to the bathroom of ofcourse.. it's common sense

[Nagatoro]

I'd run to the toilet and embarrassingly shit in a public bathroom 😞

[Charliefretz329]

I would tell them I need to use the restroom. Unless this isn’t one of the first dates, in which case I would give detail

[Andro36]

i excuse saying I really have to pee. It is a good idea to always carry some pills. ALso, I would ask for glass of water with lemon

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Use the bathroom hoping someone else didn’t leave their load in the toilet or on it and actually flushed and that it doesn’t ruin the date

[llorando]

Tell them the truth, and if they can't handle it, then they are not getting a second date.

[EnglishEuropean]

Make my excuses and try to get to the bathroom before I shit my pants. lol

[cookiecrusher]

💩 myself to show that i'm vulnerable, women love this shit 🙃

[Foteini1985]

Tell the truth. Lie they think you don’t like them.

[Pink2000]

I’m gonna go to the bathroom.

[Still-alive]

How would you tell your date though?

[Pink2000]

I would say “would you excuse me , I’m feeling a bit nauseous”

[Redhead999]

Use the bathroom and explain I am feeling unwell

[skyeee_]

"ah SHIT, here we go again"

[CrazyGirl2]

Ewww gross, Doug! 🤮

[Still-alive]

hey its a legit question.. I've heard of it happening too

[CrazyGirl2]

It’s still gross. I mean what do you think anyone would do? You excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. If if doesn't stop, you politely tell your date that you feel sick and end the date with apologies.

[douride2]

The truth would be the best route.

[michael1469]

Well, dont have her pull my finger...

[moonpie89]

I'll just tell them