Will she think it's weird if I write her a love song?

[Anonymous]

I have spring fever, so I'm writing my crush a love song in the key of E minor, then it goes into this D - A - E riff at the chorus.

It goes like this:

Ketchup is red,
Skies are blue,
I love America,
But not as much as I love you

You're like the most exciting queen to walk the pub.
Now get over here and grab yourself some grub
Together, we are like bread rolls and butter
You are good with breakfast and supper

My love for you is like a curry sauce
Spicy and sweet before a salad toss
Together, we are like bread rolls and butter
You are good with breakfast and supper

Oh darling you know who,
My loving ginger,
My terrific cumin too
The perfect companion to my fried potato cock

Updates

+1 y

I went ahead and recorded the song anyway though I had to disguise my voice:
https://soundcloud.com/djnastyyy/ketchup-is-red

[DJaQueef]

I would change it up a bit. Am, C, G, D. Then follow the song up with an upper decker and reverse kanga. This will get your point across and insert dominance at the same time.

[Asker]

What about B, E, B, E and a nut slap in her eyeballs?

[DJaQueef]

Whatever works for you. You know your vocal range, but I was just trying to spice it up a bit. We are all unique in the way that we assert dominance. You like the more hands-on approach like nut slaps to the facial area, I like the phantom upper decker and reverse kanga approach, then escape like Houdini skipping out on a bar tab.

[DJaQueef]

I listened to your recorded song. That's deep man, very moving. I can hear the passion and pain in your voice. Thank you for that, now I have to go buy a new box of kleenex.

[Asker]

I'm pretty sure it's the same voice changer that 'Anonymous' uses when they are about to hack somebody. I was also moved how this adds a dystopian vibe to what would otherwise be a heartfelt testament of love.

[Randy888]

I think its sweet but their are those who would say it is weird.

[Anonymous]

Yes, but she'll want you to do it anyhow just so she can mock you.

[Anonymous]

Yes. Weird.

[Asker]

But I love you