I never dated anyone but I had dates canceled on me before it happened. I had one long distance relationship but it’s didn’t work out. For years I just keep on running into wrong girls. After while I thought I was good luck chuck but turns out I wasn’t. Recently I ran into two married women. They want me but they can’t have me lol. Also I don’t drive right now but someone is going to teach me how to drive someday soon and there also gonna help me get my shit back together. While I’m trying to improve myself, stay positive and stay out of trouble maybe I’ll run into someone special down the road but in the meantime I want to hear your craziness dating stories.
Did you fart, fell asleep on your date, did he/she or someone ate your engagement rings. Etc
There are many but the one that stands out right now is a lady who I originally met at a wine event. We kept in touch and then decided to meet up for a casual date. She showed up with a long face and grumpy and she kept checking her cell phone. Then she answered a phone call and told her friend where we were. This friend was with her when I originally met her, so I already knew her. So her friend shows up and I was kind of glad because she was more pleasant to talk to anyway. They eventually left together. How odd all that was.
I had a guy take me to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. We walk into a room with a nude sculpture there. He yells out loud for the entire museum to hear: “that is a butt!”
Every room we went into with a chair he would point out the chairs out loud as “torture devices”.
We were in the Byzantine art section and there were engravings of biblical scenes from the Old Testament. He took it as an opportunity to point out that they are all circumcised because they are Jewish.
He made jokes about child labor and ceramics being made in China…
He made inappropriate comments the entire time we were at the museum there is not enough space here to repeat everything he said…
I went on a second date. And where we went there happen to be her friend there. I live close to this place<1 mile. They both insisted to come over and enjoy the screened porch etc…martinis etc. exactly what you are thinking happened to a degree. That was fun 23. The one I was with her nickname among my friends was Mummie 🙃
It’s real interesting actually as Mummie worked at step down hospital-nursing home with me. Tossed me in the equipment room at 21 years of age. It was one of those pre-during graduate school things. Nothing like that 2.5 year relationship again…
