I went to a beach gathering with friends and there was this guy there. He was tall, strong, great physique, brave and the most manly man there. We flirted a bit and he said he wanted to do a body shot on me and I said yes, and he put me on a table, pushed up my shirt and drank a shot off my belly, giving my belly a few kisses too. But I actually didn't mind, because he is so tall, strong and brave and manly. He asked me out on a date and I said yes.
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This is so fresh out of a fiction novel type of thing which is cringey
still better than those kidnapped by one direction stories
And the mafia gangs fighting to get that one beautiful but poor village girl story
HA or the.. girl named hailey or skylar.. and every other over the top white name ever.. finds out she has new rich older brothers who take her in after her mom dies
And the guys name are usually kinda off but trying so hard to sound edgy like.. “Night” “Legolas” “Faust”
“hunter, tony, alexander”
OR XAVIER… especially xavier
Xavier is usually the older brother name of Alexander too✋😶
the beginning usually starts with “i wrote this fanfic when i was like 10 so please no hate 😫”. same
tho.
Spot on
Also dont forget the ole “pls apologize for any grammatical errors” when actually the readers just dont give a fuck about it because they just wanna bust some nut already 😤😤
the only time i care about “ grammar” is when they add them over the top stuttering 💀 “n-n-n-no s-st-stay away fr-from m-me x-x-xavier”
I swear those stuttering mf be annoying. It feels exhausting to read. They be like b-b-but im a v-v-virgin. But once a xavier gets it in, all the stuttering be gone GONE
or them bitches that give into everything so fast especially when they said they wouldn’t.
“i will escape, i hate him, im going 2 fight”
* him does the bare minimum*
them: “he kidnapped me but i feel safe and loved with him.. maybe it’s not so bad with them”
MAD FACTSS.
And the first night they got kidnapped, they sleep in a dark basement, they be like “he caresses my soft face with his strong and veiny hands in my sleep.. warmth at night.”
Like girl how do u even know if a mf caressing your face if you're asleep💀
and you already know xavier is mad chiseled.. sculpted by god himself.. has rock hard abs.. tatts, and a v line.. maybe a lip ring and only one ear ring
That’s painful and basically a Chad if you ask me fr ✋😭
just happy we don’t see as many edgar’s.. i’ll take a chad anyday
Word😭
anyways i need 2 get you away from me since you being out the part of me that i buried with my harry styles addiction. goodnight lol
bring*
damn.
Gn... whorable styles
ur FERAL
rabid
Only to u
and animal control
Awesome!