What’s something nice I can do for our dating anniversary?

[Anonymous]

I’ve been dating a guy for your years. I have to get him a dating anniversary gift and I’m not very romantic. I’m the sort of person who thinks candlelit dinners are a waste of time, as candles can burn the house down and are bad for your lungs and walks along the beach aren’t fun because my shoes fill up with sand and I don’t like sand. My guy is a very romantic guy at heart and reminds me of anniversaries and Valentine’s Day.

[Anonymous]

Go to the place where you two first hung out and give him a blowjob in the car on the way there

[Asker]

Uhmm, I don’t quite know what to say to that..

[Opinion Owner]

Say yes

[Opinion Owner]

Ok ok, you don't have to do the second part, but the first part's pretty romantic

[Asker]

Lol I smiled

[Opinion Owner]

Good ;) that's all that matters

[Heterosketero]

The first is good though, thats romantic as fuck. Make a mix cd and drink some bubbly after, the drive.

[Opinion Owner]

Hell yeah man!

[Guy13]

He must be a very patient guy too. You seem to take the fun out of everything.

[Asker]

Thanks Ben, but you can’t say things like that to me anymore. I’m not trying to seek you out or date you anymore.

[Heterosketero]

The theatre? Really open question