Im going on my first date ever today, how do I flirt?

[Anonymous]

I was thinking of complimenting her, telling her she's cute, has nice eyes, eye brows, has a nice body.

Im wondering if i should attempt to go for first kiss on first date. 2 or 3 dates is when most people have sex, but its up to the girl, it can be anytime.

[Anonymous]

First, when you see your date, make sure to comment on their physical appearance in the most degrading and objectifying way possible. Nothing screams "I'm interested in you as a person" like reducing someone to their body parts. And don't forget to throw in some creative random fucking unholy graphics to really set the mood!

Next, proceed to make sexually explicit and inappropriate jokes. Remember, nothing says "romance" like offending and disgusting the person you're trying to impress. Who needs charm and wit when you can rely on crude humor?

Finally, end the date by suggesting activities that may involve danger or potential harm. Nothing bonds two people together like engaging in reckless behavior and risking life and limb. Perhaps you can recommend trying out explosive-making or going on a shooting spree? That's sure to leave a lasting impression better than summoning a horde of orgiastic horror cocks that'll rape both of you to death!

[MrHappy99]

Just be relaxed with it, pay her compliments about her appearance and the small details.