"Mystery Solved" The real reasons people are hoarding all the toilet paper.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Solving the mass shopping mystery

Disclaimer: Another take meant in fun.

So, the first thing people thought to do when they heard of a horrible pandemic that was spreading through the nation killing thousands was to run out and hoard toilet paper??🤷🏼‍♀️

Aha that's why

It baffled me, and countless others but I think I figured out why.

Game on

Toilet Paper Crafts and Games:

Now me personally, I old school game it with board games or a deck of cards but others may not have these or were just looking for new things to do.

That's puzzling

I guess people didn't realize you can actually buy puzzles. But I guess taking the time to actually cut toilet paper into the shape of puzzle pieces helps them pass the time. At least add some color to it, but I'd suggest not to use brown...🤔

Social distancing with TP

Is this a relay race? Or a new way to social distance using toilet paper?

"You must stay 4-5 squares away from your opponent at all times.

what's the point

A cute craft to do I guess, but isn't the whole point of making a cake, that you get to eat it afterwards? But, I guess it's a good way to show off your toilet paper hoarding skills. 🤷🏼‍♀️

New way of dressing

Fashion:

Don't be surprised to see a new fad in clothing. What else are they going to do with the 5000 rolls of TP they hoarded?

Monkey see monkey do 🙉

And if one person does it, you know there'll be a lot of copying.

"Suzy has a toilet paper dress, I want a toilet paper dress too".

And for the guys?:

Cool? Or "shitty" shades

How cool will guys look with these muti-purpose shades? Only you'll know for sure who bombed the bathroom when their shades disappear.(please poo poo potpourri spray )

Bouquet then spray

And lastly, showing your love by sharing your toilet paper with loved ones takes new meaning with this beautiful TP bouquet.

Thanks for reading 😘

"Brainsbeforebeauty"♥️

[MannMitAntworten]

Iremember a few of us pooling our money to buy a shipping box’s worth of TP as a kid to TP a friend’s house - more than a 100 rolls. I also remember there being so much TP that the house was essentially blanketed and left us with a lot of extra rolls which one of us took home... if only to have that box today!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right? Lol or if the person's house you tp'd saved all that 😁😂

[MannMitAntworten]

We literally cocooned the house to like like a spider’s egg sack then built this old kids’ park toy that was a spider on their front lawn with a TP webbing coming from its ass (spinneret) to their their house (the now egg sack) for added effect. The lawn we laid a web pattern on. Then to cap stone this thing, we filled a condom with shaving cream and stretched around their front door knob. The best part was their youngest son woke up and helped us create our masterpiece! Now that’s friendship! :p

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol too funny 😂😂

[MannMitAntworten]

We were creative kids with easy access to too many things to make mischief with. After all, who else has ever built a spider on the lawn of the home they are TPing, too? We were so damn quiet and with the son helping we were able to toss TP to him over their home into their back yard where he would toss it back to us out front. The hardest part was holding our laughter in. That was a real son of a bitch trying not to laugh out loud. All you could hear was the sound of TP flying in the air and several muffled laughs. We even took pictures with my mothers 35mm camera. That TP art was legendary!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

That's an awesome story and memory. Bet those people wish you'd do that now lol

[MannMitAntworten]

To rainy for that now :p

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂 lol

[MannMitAntworten]

Yeah, a real bastard trying to clean wet TP from plants. It’s like a bad money shot that lands in your hair... not easy to get out.

[TCredo]

Outstanding My Take Toots! This is some funny "shit" for sure! lol

And Velma has a sexy cuteness about her plus... did you see the latest Scooby Doo episode? Per usual, they solved it! :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 that's really funny "shit"
Wanted every booty to be Charmin clean 😁😂

[TCredo]

lol yes... we should ask all government officials as they issue restrictions and rules etc... they should include something like:

"And finally, please - for your loved ones and everyone within 10 miles of you, social distancing does not mean you can start having stinky ass. Keep it clean! This is going to be a long and trying time already - we don't need lots of stinky asses all over the place. Thank you" :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂😷🤢🤮 right?

[TCredo]

Well good news... here is the CDC campaign for avoiding stinky ass... believe they are creating one for bidet, showeridet and hydridet too



P. S. My fav is the lower left part lol :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[TCredo]

Covering my bases here:
Thanks for the MHO Toots! or Thanks for the MHO GaG auto-MHO-selection ghost :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol It was me this time 😊

[TCredo]

Cool cool cool! Thanks Toots! lol :)

[laurieluvsit]

Certainly when you're low on funds, you have to improvise! ... lol

Of course, I am big into pink myself...

... and let's not talk about the times I get into one of those erotic moods... lol...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lmao luv it 👍👍♥️😂

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Woot woot😍

[Lliam]

Ever hear of the toilet papering a house prank? I think these hoarders are taking it to a new level and wrapping their entire houses in TP in order to insulate them from coronagerms. They may even wrap themselves like mummies for the same purpose.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂 ha ha ha that's so funny. I almost used a pic of kids tp wrapped as mummies 😂

[Peanut127]

Lol I made a girls engagement ring outta tp at her bridal shower. Years ago ha but still, made a ring with big ball on top and colored a heart on it with red marker :p

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol bet you wish you had that toilet paper now 😅😂

[Peanut127]

Haha nah I'm stocked up

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well, now I know who to hit up if I run out 😁😂

[DeeDeeDeVour]

It's a conspiracy, I say !

Conspiracy ! !

"TP Conspirators unite ! ! !"

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂ha ha ha funny

[CubsterShura]

Only if people used all that money they used to buy toilet paper into investing for a BIDET 🤦🏽‍♀️ when will people learn to wash their asses?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right? Or just get in the damn shower or bidower as I now call it 😁😂😂

[CubsterShura]

Omg I totally did that once when traveling abroad and not having any access to a bidet in the hotel bathrooms. 😂 Hotels should totally have a bidet in their washrooms because so many people can't live without it.

[TahoeHiker]

Too cute. Thank you.
I thought they were buying so much toilet paper was because they were also buying so much chili, hot dogs, and Top Ramen. Kind of goes hand and... ass?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 Right?😅

[MysteriousDarkness]

The cheap packaged ramen noodles are horrible since they stay in a persons system for 48 hours before being digested.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@MysteriousDarkness not to mention how loaded with message they are

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

* message

[TahoeHiker]

@MysteriousDarkness thanks for the info. Take care

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Stupid auto correct m s g

[MysteriousDarkness]

@Brainsbeforebeautythe ramen noodles ate loaded with message. Hiw is that even possible?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@MysteriousDarkness ha ha was trying to say m s g but it kept correcting it to message lol

[Flower7]

Those dresses are stunning! I find it hard to believe that they're actually made of toilet paper.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol right? But might not be the best thing to wear if it's raining 😂😂

[Flower7]

Yeah, you're right about that!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😊😁😂

[coffeewithcream]

The real reason people hoard toilet paper during the caronavirus crisis: In a crowd, if one person coughs or sneezes, 10 people shit themselves.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😁🤣

[Anonymous]

We're getting ready for all the crap that'll come out of Trump's mouth! rofl

[Liam_Hayden]

Good grief you are one stupid person. Please do not ever breed.

[FýrdracaDócincel]

The only mystery I want solved is why men aren't constantly flocking to Velma.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol right? She was smart and cute!
Win, win 👍😊

[the_sinner]

Cus Daphne was hotter.

[FýrdracaDócincel]

@the_sinner
Velma thicc tho

[the_sinner]

Imma go find some Velma porn rn
😁

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Isn't thick in now? 🤷🏼‍♀️😁

[FýrdracaDócincel]

@the_sinner
Very good

[FýrdracaDócincel]

It's always been in. Just women are constantly telling each other it's not!

Meanwhile we're over here like "yes it is!" 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂 and, Velma porn? 😂😂

[the_sinner]

@Brainsbeforebeauty sinners' gotta do his job 😆

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@the_sinner 😂😂😂 have fun 😊

[jack_meoff]

I work in a grocery store and the stupidity we witness every day is unbelievable. They are buying literally everything like they think they are going to lose power. 🙄🙄🙄

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah it's more later and the effects on the economy they need to be worrying about

[NatalieKeller95]

they should be shot, fucking barbarians

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@NatalieKeller95
Yeah. Trying to be prepared is one thing. But the pure disregard for anyone else other than themselves is what sickened me. And it was with everything not just toilet paper, food, and hand sanitizer. In my city, people having trouble getting diapers and baby wipes. They bought out all the vitamins. What about the people (like myself) that may have a Vitamin deficiency? That's just more be proof the that society becoming too of a me me me culture.

[ChiTown33]

Whenever i see someone hoarding i tell them " keep stockpiling TP i'm stocking ammo. And when i need TP i'll pay you a visit".
Obviously i'm joking, but i think their brain short circuits for a few seconds and then they realize if it hits the fan there's no amount of TP that's going to save them. So stop being a dunce and just buy what you need. Lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@ChiTown33
😂😂😂 Would love to go shopping with you to see that lmao 😂

[NatalieKeller95]

tell them, Social Darwinism doesn't favor them they aren't fit, and they aren't supposed to survive, and should just accept their fate as a pollutant in this world, all the people who are hoarding aren't necessary for the chain of survival

[the_sinner]

I'm lucky bc in my country we use water instead of toilet paper LoL.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

So no TP games for you, then lmao 😊

[the_sinner]

*sad face*

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww lol

[Elgabri]

And I thought the reason was 42... learn something every day. Hmm

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol 😅

[arabgoddess]

Lololol so practical and useful! Awesome take

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thanks 😁 lol ♥️

[ShadowofRegret]

To design toilet paper hazmat suits.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ha ha ha 😂 right?

[Likes2drive]

I won’t run out 😊

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Damn lmao I know who to hit up for TP if I run out 😂😂😂 jk or 🤔 lol

[Likes2drive]

Industrial size , lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I see that lol that should last three year at least lmao

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thanks for sharing your MyTake with us :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Welcome, and thank you 😊

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

:D :-P :-D :)

[rickle]

No it's the currency of the apocalypse

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😁 damn cuz gave most of mine to my daughter🤷🏼‍♀️

[rickle]

At least you're not Japanese and have one of those toilets that squirts up your butt, cuz they don't have any toilet paper.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lmao no it's called take a freaking shower people 😂😂

[Aakash_Hangargi]

But Velma loved Daphne 👰

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol 😁

[Aakash_Hangargi]

I posted this in comment section how it ended up here Gag is going Crazy😜

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Going? Think that ship sailed a while ago 🤪🤪😂

[Aakash_Hangargi]

😎😂😂

[Aakash_Hangargi]

I Was reading adult humor today from Ms. Laurie posted my phone couldnt handle it and it rebooted😂😉

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂 lol too funny

[Aakash_Hangargi]

I am serious my phone battery discharged from 50% to 40%🔋😅🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

It was so smoking hot material it burned up your battery 😁😂

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Yeah my phone had an orgasm😂😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂fuunnyy lmao

[monkeynutts]

I like the sunglasses, very fashionable.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right? And practical cuz you always have tp available in a pinch 😊😂

[monkeynutts]

Actually I don't have any atm.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Toilet Paper? Well, hopefully you get soon. Or shower it 😊

[monkeynutts]

Ok, thanks, will do.