Cards against humanity? Money can’t buy me love, but it can buy me ___________?

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Cards against humanity? Money can’t buy me love, but it can buy me ___________?

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Genie23 Follow
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Money cab't buy me love, but it can buy me lovely dresses that guy will go crazy if they see me in those dresses ;p LOL. Jk.

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- Genie23
  
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  Money can't buy me love*
  
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- Genie23
  
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  Thank yoi for MHO 😁
  
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Tomblebee Follow
Yoda Age: 22 , mho 34%

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Tissues to wipe away the sadness.

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- Philyouup
  
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  🙁. Don’t be sad
  
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- Tomblebee
  
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  Okay then. I did say your but whatevz 😉
  
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- Philyouup
  
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  Lol. Happy Thanksgiving if you celibate, or even if you don’t.
  
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- StingRayxoxo
  
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  😂😂😂 Celibate or celebrate?
  
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- Philyouup
  
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  Doh. iPhone autocorrect. Hate it.
  
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- Tomblebee
  
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  Oh fudgestickles.. I said the sadness. It your sadness now I just sound crazy..
  
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- Philyouup
  
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  We are all nucking futz
  
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- StingRayxoxo
  
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  Let’s get it together, people!! (Self included!)
  
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- Tomblebee
  
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  If you are nutting fuzz I am very concerned
  
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numerouno85 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 38

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A string ray to attract sting ray lovers.

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- StingRayxoxo
  
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  *Steve Irwin swims up
  
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- StingRayxoxo
  
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  Damn, it hurt me to make that joke.
  
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- numerouno85
  
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  Crikey! look at this little beauty!
  
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- StingRayxoxo
  
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  Ouch ouch ouch ouch
  
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- numerouno85
  
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  You play with fire
  
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- StingRayxoxo
  
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  I walk a hard line
  
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Logorithim Follow
Master Age: 52 , mho 47%

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Tickets to a ballgame

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- Logorithim
  
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  Thanks for the MHO
  
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Titanic1912 Follow
Guru Age: 28

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It can buy me a boat.
It can buy me a truck to pull it
It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
Yeah, and I know what they say
Money can’t buy everything
Well, maybe so,
But it could buy me a boat.

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- StingRayxoxo
  
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  Hey!! Good choice
  
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- Titanic1912
  
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  Have you heard the song?
  
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- StingRayxoxo
  
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  Yes of course!
  
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- Titanic1912
  
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  This is the first thing I thought of when I read the question. Lol.
  
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Jjpayne Follow
Master Age: 40 , mho 33%

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Oh please do more of these!! Cheap hookers and cheap wine (sorry, terrible... Bad jj bad jj :)

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- Wowgirl10q
  
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  @Jjpayne hookers was the first thing I thought of
  
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- Wowgirl10q
  
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  Your a good dude jj
  
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- StingRayxoxo
  
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  I couldn’t find many pictures but I’ll dig out the game and find some good questions.
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  That will be fun!! Go crazy and make your own!!
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  Thanks wowgirl :)
  
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- Wowgirl10q
  
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  You got really excited man😊
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  @Wowgirl10q It's going to be a great question series!!! I can feel it!!
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  @wowgirl10q I might even do some apples to apples with gag sounds like fun
  
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- StingRayxoxo
  
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  @Jjpayne: Take the lead, sir!! I’ll add some where I can
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  I will!! Thanks!!!
  
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JoeSchmo123 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 36 , mho 50%

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My manservant, Claude.

Alternatively, one of the best create-a-cards I've seen for this:

13 Taiwanese ladyboys.

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AbdKilani Follow
Guru Age: 32

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Haha I love this game, I won it the last time I played it... Not many options I will see online

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SilverRain92 Follow
Yoda Age: 32

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I am not sure that dress can make guys fall in love with you

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- StingRayxoxo
  
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  I’m confused... what?
  
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- SilverRain92
  
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  Sorry I wanted to write a comment, not to post an opinion
  
  Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me education
  
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NYCQuestions1976 Follow
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A comfortable living that will attract "love".

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- StingRayxoxo
  
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  “Love” ?
  
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- NYCQuestions1976
  
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  I was being humorous. Or attempting humor, anyway... lol
  
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- StingRayxoxo
  
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  LOL I was thinking about the kind of “love” that can be bought. Haha
  
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- NYCQuestions1976
  
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  😂😂
  
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- NYCQuestions1976
  
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  While it's true that I am single, I am not desperate. Yet. 😂😂😂😂😂
  
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QueenofCups Follow
Master Age: 36 , mho 34%

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An alpha Black Lotus.

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- Tomblebee
  
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  What is that?
  
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- QueenofCups
  
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  @Tomblebee a rare collectible fantasy trading card.
  
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Northern_star Follow
Xper 7 Age: 37

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it can buy me a fourth guitar
it can buy me a 62' impala
it can buy me ch-less cheesecake

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11dog22 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 47

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It can but me ice cream!

A car!

A blow up doll!!

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SamtheDnDgirl Follow
Yoda Age: 29

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My collection of high-tech sex toys.

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Anonymous
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... a good car
... a good house
... distraction osteogenesis
... hair implants

all of which will help me find love

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TaureanBull81 Follow
Guru Age: 43

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A good lap dance! 😉😂

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- TaureanBull81
  
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  Thanks for the upvote 😘
  
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Cookie8888 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 22

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A vietnamese crack whore

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Lovethecountry Follow
Yoda Age: 42

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A yeti 110 iced down with silver bullets

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lucas2323 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 28

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Sex toys, cheese, coffee and chocolate milk?

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- lucas2323
  
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  And regular chocolate thanks
  
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Cammy137 Follow
Guru Age: 30 , mho 33%

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Cocaine and hookers!

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- Wowgirl10q
  
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  @Cammy137
  I really thought drugs and hooker's
  But I'm a lady
  
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Eryxx Follow
Guru Age: 23

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Anything that money can.

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Slim57 Follow
Master Age: 30

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862 opinions shared on Entertainment & Arts topic.

People to make love with

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tertater Follow
Xper 6 Age: 30

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A big black dildo.

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- Wowgirl10q
  
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  Haaaaaa
  
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aa180 Follow
Guru Age: 29

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Prostitutes.

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