If you won the Oscars one day, who would be the person you would like to thank?

[gayesblog]

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I want to thank the people who voted for me and gave me the reward. Like, "Thanks for the award and voting for me as better than all these other people who didn't get the reward. I don't think the other people are worse than me but most of you guys did, obviously, since you voted for me and I won the popularity vote. But that doesn't make me better or anything, it just means most of you think I'm better."

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

Also only the people who voted for me. "To be clear, I'm only thanking the people who voted for me. The rest of you didn't help me win this award at all. But that's okay."

[AaronKrieger]

I would list the people who behind the scenes put a lot of effort into the film, since they usually do not get any recognition.

[IslaTheWitch]

all my people... without them, I wouldn't be the person I am today

[Pinay_ako]

My parents and the person who gave me that opportunity and chance.

[SolitarySolace]

How such a terribly disgusting film won an Oscar I have no idea. Is t that the one about a woman who has the brain of her child swapped with her own and starts having sex? Who the hell would give that kind of film an Oscar? Isn’t it considered a sexual comedy?

[Wallythewalrus2]

I would have no one to thank but myself! “Thank you, Wally, for being so amazingly talented and sexy. You are the best and made all this possible……”

[patois]

If they wanted to give me an award I wouldn't show up. If they claimed they awarded me something, I would formally rejected the award.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Batman.

I have no reason for this (other than "because I can").

I'd also thank my toes, and pizza, and a box of hubcaps.

[Starrrboy]

Basically...

https://youtu.be/wGRF3GQ4Wdk?si=iBDXOzU4LtLzLHwm

[blueonblack22]

Any person who believed in me when nobody else did.

[captain_voidwalker]

If I ever won an Oscar I'd throw that shit on the ground. Flip the crowd the bird. And remind them that thier boos mean nothing to me I've seen ehat makes them cheer

[Anonymous]

Probably my mom because she raised me kind of by herself own my whole life and just to clear up any possible confusion my dad is in my life its just he and my mom aren't together

[Mangospacho]

The runner up that I beat because, without him or her doing a less good job at acting, I wouldn’t have won.

[DextroShade]

The faceless working people on the set who made the movie possible like PA's, grips, extras, etc.

[BCRanger10]

God first, then my wife.

[Jennz6]

Everyone that helped make it happen

[nawtee_me]

I would like to thank gag and all the little bots, Brad and Amy for making this possible…. Oh and everyone one else on here….

[whistlingwh0res]

I would thank drug that made me realize my potential and makes me strong.

[MrShaun]

Is like to thank all the "little people" who got me there 😁

[Paris13]

God and Everyone Possible. xxoo

[strateguy632]

my wife for cooperated in my act career.

[slatyb]

The people who worked with me.

[Phoenix98]

Probably wouldn't give a shit to be honest.

[laly520]

myself n close people who helped me