Is it true that you should match your lipstick to the color of your butthole?

[Anonymous]

Yes, you should

No, you shouldn't

Not sure

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+1 y

Is it true or not?

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+1 y

Thanks.

[Shaft50]

Hahahahaaha... I'm just laughing, picturing how a lady would buy lipstick at the store... bending over, looking between her legs in the mirror and holding the lipstick up to compare shades...

[Shaft50]

Thanks for the mhg

[Intraluminal]

OOOOOO! I know the color of your butthole! I know the color of your butthole.

[BaileyisDarcy]

And if you turn to your right, ladies andgentlemen, you will see scrapings from the bottom of the barrel. Don't look too hard, it'll infect you.

[BaileyisDarcy]

No. It's not fucking true. Who even knows what shade their anus even IS?

[JonJames]

More girls than you think...

[PrincessPanda]

Oh god! 🤔So does that mean that chicks that wear bright red lipstick have bloody...😧😷

[akadatank44]

Lmao yesss 😂😂

[MindYourEyes]

I wear red XD does that mean my asshole is a bloody massacre? XD

[rgb008]

Totally.
What other purpose is lipstick for, anyways?

[JonJames]

I've put lipstick around a butthole. Give you something to aim for. You can even make a target! Lotta fun, but not for anal newbies.

[rgb008]

@JonJames I am amazed

[JonJames]

You just have to be willing to try something new. A woman's entire body is a playground. Why not get the most out of it?

[JonJames]

Just about everyone missed the point. Don't you see the shade of her lipstick? She is TRYING to tell you -- she has a really pretty butt hole!

As far as all the "brown" or "red" comments go -- this is not the point. You have heard -- we are all pink inside? Ever girls with very dark vag lips are pink in the canal. It's the same with anal. It's not the outside color, but the inside color. Did you know some girls have buttholes that are so pink -- they are called bubble gum butt holes? You can't just spread and look. You have to take a little time to open it up. But yes, the colors there are much prettier than you might imagine. From a light lavender to a rose-petal-red. And -- it's not that hard to see. Get one of those over-size hand mirrors -- put it on your chair -- and you have both hands free. Not hard at all.

I -- for one -- LOVE the color of your lipstick (and if I am correct, your butthole).

[That1tallguy]

So every girl would wear brown lipstick from now on

[USA2016]

😂😂😂Sounds like you pulled this question outta your butthole

[Eugene]

Yeap, and the brain should be the same color as a poop.

[This_is_my_username]

I swear this site is crazy

[Toad-1]

lol yup

[Anonymous]

Never heard that one perhaps you can have them
Surgically switched to save on the cost of lipstick.

[Anonymous]

you are ugly and stupid as fuck, I would cut my dick and not stick it into you

[AleDeEurope]

Yes, so that he knows what he'll be kissing next.

[Drooogie4]

Never heard that one before

[akadatank44]

NO MLA!!! Dont even wear a shade close to it.

[MrShinyPants]

Only unless you plan on kissing a bosses butt

[tightpusy451]

no, it should match the color of pussy lips

[ElissaDido]

What the hell...

[Anonymous]

hmm and how do we know this is true?

[foesmoes]

we need a pic!:)

[ToruMatsuda]

See I've been doing it right this whole time

[foesmoes]

If thats the color of your butthole, I want some:)

[Sara413]

Hahaha what?

[archiz]

good to know :P

[Toad-1]

So you gonna do this? lol

[archiz]

@Toad-1 nahhhh

[Toad-1]

Seems like a legit fashion tip though :P

[reixun]

Oh gawd

[ChromAzonyx108]

So... brown?