I'm off to the chippy, what do you want?

[purplepoppy]

I can't be bothered to cook so I'm off to the chip shop. From the menu what do you want?

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I had a jumbo battered sausage, chips and curry.

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All they do is dip it in a basic batter mix then deep fry it the same way you'd do a fish.

[horatiohornblower]

Those are some unappetizing names for foods. They actually have to clarify the burger is beef. "No, we swear. There's no donkey in this burger. Well, maybe a little."

Guess I'll try the faggot. Not sure what that is. Sounds highly politically incorrect. So, I'd have to order. Just because it would be funny.

[horatiohornblower]

Just realized I could get a faggot with a jumbo sausage. That sounds even better.

[purplepoppy]

Actually there was a little problem with horse meat in burgers a few years ago. People were more concerned about being scammed than eating donkey

[horatiohornblower]

I guess you can say when they ate them. Their throats felt a little horse. I wonder if they had the trots afterward?

Did the stores have to pony up a lot of hay after the lawsuit?

[purplepoppy]

It was the slaughter houses and meat packing plants that got the blame. I don't think anyone was charged

[molonski2]

We dont really have pies here , the first thing that stuck me was how dam expensive " Fish and Chips " are in the UK..
Bcoz , Id struggle to get here ( Thailand ) Id take the beef and gravy pie , not much of that menu appears too healthy. What I would have in Aussie is grilled flake ( no batter ) with lettuce , tomato and onion.

[loves2learn]

Ummmm, quick question: what is a “faggot” in this sense?
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We will take 2 orders of breaded cod with chips and 2 orders of kids nuggets & chips with a froot shoot.

[Red_Arrow]

More than one possible answer to that.

[purplepoppy]

It's a big pork meatball made with meat and offal

[loves2learn]

Huh. Ok. Sounds nasty. My order stays. Thanks! 😇

[loves2learn]

Is a battered sausage like a corndog? 🤔

[purplepoppy]

No it's a sausage that's battered. No breadcrumbs or corn involved.

[loves2learn]

Never had a battered sausage.

[SweetDumplings]

I would have the same thing as you but I don't eat pork, so I'll have chicken nuggets with ketchup

[ohshee]

What year is that menu from like the 50s you buy a hamburger here that's going to cost you 12:15 bucks

[purplepoppy]

It's not a beefburger in a bun like MacDonalds. It's battered and deep fried.

[ohshee]

Anything tastes better than McDonald's I stopped and got a vanilla milkshake last night and I was finished and I went to watch out my cup I was going to throw it away and when I lifted the straw out of the top about 5 splashes a vanilla went on to the kitchen sink something happened I walked away this morning I get up and those five drops are still on the kitchen sink now vanilla ice cream you can turn on the water and it was washed away this look like petrified Crystal and I mean I had to scrub and scrub and scrub to get it up I don't think anything McDonald mix is real but I would want to try you yours can you tell me how to make it cuz I want to make one please

[ChrisMaster69]

Would go for Haddock

we don’t tend to get Faggots this far north.


This is my sort of local one
https://en-gb.facebook.com/pg/Carlos-Fish-and-Chips-192588407451673/photos/?ref=page_internal

[t-8900]

I thought you people referred to smokes as faggots or something. Anyways whatever isn't breaded or has a side of carbs will do.

[t-8900]

next time pictures for your foreign buddies? I would very much like to see what your food looks like. Especially all this curry stuff which I have an interest in. I dont really have access to Indian food where I live so I just try my best with the spices on pork because mutton isn't even a thing here... and these days I dont really even like pork that much except pork sausages, scrapple, and bacon.

[Lliam]

I'd go for the battered cod and a large chips if they have tartar sauce.
No faggots, thank you.

[goaded]

Ah, I was wondering what the @purplepoppy angle was! Faggots are tasty, and you'll have salt and vinegar with your fish and chips, and damn well like it! :)

Now I want fish and chips (small, because a fish and large chips from my local can feed a family of three). :(

[FreyaRed]

COD or whatever that is for 4,50 and white wine for me.

[AviatorTom]

I'm a KID at heart. May I have Sausage & Chips Kid's Meal please, with a fruit shoot..

[bean2k21]

Woah woah.. you guys put curry on your french fries? Mind blowing.

[bean2k21]

I've actually got all these ingredients. I'm stoked. www.irishamericanmom.com/chips-and-curry-sauce/

[Pete671]

It's curry sauce, and deep fried potatoes, not French fries, very tasty actually, you'd have to visit to try some, not something I've ever seen in USA,

[bean2k21]

@Pete671 Please dude, I don't need to go to your depressing country. When I visited France they said my coq au vin was better than anything they've ever had in Paris.

[Pete671]

lol, well nobody ever crossed the pond in pursuit of a good meal, unless it was towards north America,,,
I rarely eat out here, unless Bangladeshi or McD for a quick hunger fix,,,
Last time I was in USA, had steak and eggs for breakfast, big bowl of salad and bowl of fries, I was completely stuffed, waitress came over and asked what we would like for the main course!, we said we were fine, she asked if there was something wrong with the food!,,,
What a country!,,,

[bean2k21]

@Pete671 Well I don't know what fuckwits you came over here with, but it sounds like they should have stuffed your face with their fists, not a steak and eggs. Rest assured, if you go to eat with my family it's going to the likes great chefs like Thomas Keller. That's why European food tastes like shit until I put my spin on it. You've been making it the same way for centuries and you think butter is a fucking food group. And that curry sauce you love probably comes from a mix.

[Iron_Man]

lol at Faggot food. They have some pretty cheap prices On that menu

[MCheetah]

Breasts and thighs, please.
You can hold the bundle of sticks.

[Anonymous]

What in the world is Faggot food? I’ve ever known Faggot as another term for being Gay

You guys need hot chips with chicken salt it’s the bomb so yum especially when it is pure chicken salt

[Pillarofhell]

Whys the kids meals the most premium food on the menu?

[loves2learn]

Comes with the chips and a fruit shoot

[Pillarofhell]

I wanted a kids meals anyway, Im glad they care about the kids.

[loves2learn]

I frequently order kids meals. They are usually a decent portion and a better deal and you usually get a treat.

[Pillarofhell]

@loves2learn Yeah. Plus the adult meals are too fattening.

[jennifer_bloom]

I would go traditional and get a burger or haddock

[MTC29]

I'll try the chicken curry with rice.

[Anonymous]

Not surprising you had the jumbo sausage. If I was dining with you, I would have fish fingers. Lol

[Anonymous]

Well, I definitely don't want a homosexual (faggot)

[OlderAndWiser]

What in the hell is a fried faggot?

[FunkyMonkee]

Get me 3 beef burgers and a couple of faggots.

[DJB72]

Batter my jumbo sausage please...

[DaveToo]

Jumbo Sausage & large chips.

[ChiTown33]

What is faggot? I thought that was a cigarette.

[ChiTown33]

You Limey's have a weird idea of what is considered edible.

[Anonymous]

I'll a Faggot with Jumbo Sausage

[Julious0202]

Chicken

[Anonymous]

You!