First college party and what to expect, from a girl’s point of view

[theinternet]

College is very hyped up. People always talk about how much fun college is and all of the crazy things they did in college. So, today I would like to share with you my first college party experience and give you girls an idea of what to expect.

I went to a major state University, my school had around 18,000 to 25,000 students, to give you an idea of the size. The first party I went to was exactly like the movies, horny/drunk frat guys everywhere, and girls dressed to impress. The music was loud and there was enough natty light to make a whole herd of elephants black out. The party was at the hockey house, so of course there were drunk hockey guys every where. Girls were making out with girls, beer pong literally everywhere, people were writing on passed out people with sharpies, and I even saw a guy dressed in a gorilla costume doing a keg stand? A fight eventually broke out and the party was over, at least for me anyways. On the walk back to the dorms I took a bite of some random guy’s taco (from taco bell) and successfully made it home.

College parties can be very “clicky” depending on what party and what school you go to. Being a girl it makes things easier, sadly. Girls can get in to pretty much any party they want, without any problems. Guys on the other hand have to be a part of a fraternity or sports team, otherwise there may be drama. My girl friends and I had no problem getting in anywhere we went. The cops occasionally show up, and fights between beefed up athletes and drunk guys usually break out.

College parties are fun and exciting at first, but eventually get old. Now, I would much rather have a night in and watch movies with my cats, but we all have to experience it at least once, right!?

My best advice for girls:

Don't get too drunk. Always watch your drinks. Stay with your friends. You will ruin your shoes, choose wisely.

[Anonymous]

What you've said is true but as a guy in a fraternity at a smaller school with a less douchey clique I had a totally different experience. Parties don't get good in my opinion until it's over. When the partierers leave and all that's left are the lingered a a whole new party begins. At this party people break down and start sharing extremely emotional stories or asking for advice on a number of subjects. You get to hear wasted people give history lessons or try to break down aspects of society or the universe. Drunken video games and board games get played and you see drunk people turn into freakin superheroes trying to help other drunk people out. You see your friends straight up embarrass themselves and they tell you exactly how they feel about you as a person. Of course other stuff like sex and illegal substances sometimes come out but only if you choose to hang with that crowd. You get to see the toughest guys and the sweetest girl bond over cute animals. It just doesn't end. Every party is usually the same. But to me it's always just a pregame for the real fun. The party gets you drunk and relaxed and happy so you let your guard down without worry and if you're with the right kind of people you end up with some of the best friends and the most awesome stories.

[Anonymous]

Don't drive, don't fight, don't eat anything laying out on the counter unless it's before 8 p. m.

[DarkHumorRUs]

My first (and only so far) college party:
First Saturday of the school year, still orientation weekend.
Went to rugby house with some guys I'd just met, it was like 7pm
For about two hours it was just us and the rugby team and a few other guys. We did drinking games and I drank at least 15 servings of alcohol and I was drunker than I'd ever been before.
It was fun as fuck.
Then my friend got too drunk and we walked him back to campus.

Apparently about 200 people were there later in the night and it got shut down by the cops, but OF COURSE I missed out on that.

[Jersey2]

I ran the bar at my Frat. OP is right, don't drink too much. We always had fruit punch with Grain Alcohol and real fruit. It was in a 50 gallon trash can (with a new trash bag) and it was full. We knew the girls liked it and it was potent but did not taste like it had a lot of alcohol in it. It is very easy to get drunk on it FAST. I warned my daughter about it when she went to college, and I told her not to eat the fruit as the alcohol gets absorbed into it. We always had 7 kegs of beer (good beer at first and then cheap beer late in the night), and kamikazes at the upstairs bar. Most guys will be good but there are always some bad ones. Stay out of the private rooms if you aren't ready for sex.

[Bandit74]

I've never been to one but thats pretty much how I imagined them.

[Anonymous]

Is it true that one sorority had their pledges give guys a good time to decide who got in?

As in lapdances, bj's, threesomes?

[manjeetK]

enjoy drink and go home, if you are heavy after drink then talk to a good guy to drop you

[Anonymous]

Girls making out with girls since there is no such thing as a straight girl, in a purely sexual sense (which is all that counts towards sexual orientation by very definition) women are probably closer to being lesbian than straight.

[Anonymous]

All I want to know is will it be the same at England universities?

[Anonymous]

only societal retards that waste their fathers money instead of studying go to parties... .

[AngusG]

yes, well looking at your grammar I would say your father's money was wasted anyway...

[Opinion Owner]

@AngusG whatever you say agnus with no g's

[RandomPerson1324]

Why can't you do both?

[Opinion Owner]

@RandomPerson1324 if you are 28 and i have to explain it to you, then i'll better not waste my time. in my circles, we consider dumb and inhuman to participate in these kinds of parties. kids drink alcohol which is lethal for our health and brain. many cruel events like rapes take place there. its a waste of time and money. it's usually acompanied by horribe noise that some people dare to call music. it screws up the sleep cycle of the students because of the hours in which it occurs. its a breeding ground for quarrels and misunderstandings. it is a celebration of idiocy and games are played where the most stupid wins. they are cruel since these money could be given as food for homeless people or for a nice educational trip.

[FallOutBoy2001]

Outside of your circle, we consider it fun, and some of us can balance both

[Opinion Owner]

@FallOutBoy2001 said the 15 year old with the brain of a 9 years old. there is no balance in partying. there is no "a little partying a day makes the doctor go away" as there isn't "a little good alcohol" or "some good cigarettes"... . i would get in deeper philosophical and spiritual implications of why it is messed up but i won't be understood.

[Anonymous]

Avoid every woman there, get drunk, go home.

[Anonymous]

Well said.

[Anonymous]

Or you could just avoid them and not get raped.