The 5 Best Types of Women Ever!

[esotericstory]

Cycling girls

Cycling = thick thighs. Good cardiovascular health, very feminine women. Calves, OMG calves. Super hot!

Gymnastic girls

Very high discipline. Attractive body and quite the contortionist.

Loves showing off her skills. Knows how to put up a show.

Swimmer girls

Good blood flow, good fitness. Strong pelvic floor muscles. Also strong arms (some men are into that). Competitive.

Farm girls

Knows all the traditional dishes and how too cook them. Modest in public but an animal in the bedroom.

Historical reenactment girl

She wants you to be an actual knight in shining armor.
Will be your servant maid or princess at historical reenactment events and in the bedroom. Your choice.

[ChronicThinker]

1) Inconvenient in traffic girl.
2) Can suck my cock with her legs behind her head girl.
3) Can save my ass when men can't get off the Titanic before the women and children girl.
4) Can hog tie, castrate, and butcher an entire cow for dinner girl.
5) 100 per cent down for sexy roleplay girl.

[MajesticTwelve]

Going to ruin Cycling girls for you.
Looks like a lot of research shows they have very wide vaginal canals from all the time spent on that bike seat, sometimes resulting in cervical prolapse.

[OfDeath]

Did that happen to you?

[MoscowMitch]

Cycling is a great therapy for cervical prolapse. Guess again Einstein.

[Wowgirl30q]

Awesome 🤣

[MajesticTwelve]

@MoscowMitch Oh gosh, well I guess the mayo clinic got it wrong. Bunch of hack amateurs over there.

[exhausted23kitten]

🤣😂🤣

[pizzalovershouse]

sounds painful

[Gooseylovesu]

Does it affect girls of all ages?
If it does stuff me!

[Kiran_Yagami]

First 3 are more or less the same, athletic girls. No go on farm girls. I don't like armpit hair and lack of hygiene. "Historical reenactment" girls tend to be on the emo/liberal side, which is another no go. I've spent plenty of time in that crowd.

[esotericstory]

Historical reenactment girls liberal? yeah right.

[Anonymous]

It's really a matter of personal preference. For example, my two favorite types of women ever are anal women and oral women. In fact, women who display both of those qualities at the same time are the very best women of all.

[Joy_Chatterjee]

Being a swimmer and a cyclist, I'll choose the historical reenactment girl. She's has so much to talk about and what's more sexy than a girl who knows her stuff.

[LoU_Hades]

Do you like calves on females?
classic dancer... calves are like steel, sexy body and a girl who dances like a goddess in nightclubs with you is the addition.

[Keith469]

Theoretical physicist girls are the hottest, sorry.

[Wowgirl30q]

They are all kinda basic and nothing and not super talented except the gymnast who is very talented but resembles a young boy usually for her sport. But very interesting

[molonski2]

Oh yeah , Im picking cycling , that picture here is incredible , but cycling girls in general are great.

[Ally247]

I'm sorry, I'm missing from this list so can't be that true

[Clarke498]

What would that lsat point be then?

[Ally247]

Just me

[Fuentes]

Your to young calm. down

[Clarke498]

@Fuentes Yeah, but i meant what will "just me" mean, what kind of woman did he forget?

[winterfox10]

I like the first 3 and last 1, but you lost me with "farm girl." That's probably just my inner intellectual, artsy-jock talking, but I don't really know that a country girl is quite right for me.

[Kayla45]

Interesting take, lots of different women with different personalities.

[Avicenna]

All of them are great. I was sad to see dustance runners left out, though.

[Anonymous]

What about ice skating girls? Rip to the gratuitous crotch shot.
Or Volleyball girls with the firm tight butts crammed into shorts a size to small? Then kind of butt you'd just love to play the bongos on.

[Piteka5]

My kind it's only the two last, you can add the politically active one, the bookish one and the Christian one, those would be my 5 types

[Rocket99]

I don't really like at all Olympic swimmers. They tend to become too pumped. But i love gymnasts so much. That is my favourite type

[MoneyBeets]

Honestly who dafaq thinks the women in the farm and swimming pics are actually women. They look transgender. HARD TO TELL!

[Xavier1954]

Definitely personal preference there are also so very sexy body builders, pole vaulters (no rude remarks thanks), Triathlon women, there are a lot more than 5 sexy types.

[Therisinghero12]

I've always been a fan of women that breath, they're the best :P

[Holy_Ghost_Fire]

I basically agree with that. I'd also think women who love Jesus are amazing.

[Keith469]

How many lovers does that dude have?

[missyme3]

All women are the best we r all hard workers we bare the whole world. If it where not for us their be no u!

[Smegskull]

Shame they are too busy doing those things to have a relationship.

[Anonymous]

Bicycling girls because they are super sexy and Historical reenactment girl because I don’t know why I just like them

[Anonymous]

Some day you will be able to date an actual girl and you will be able to put this nonsense behind you.