Why are women so crazy👩😬?

[Unit1]

This is kinda an average woman in just one picture for me.
😆😅 Relax! I was just having fun. No need to call me a misogynist.
First let's see what I mean when I say (most) women are crazy:
Hey Cortana, ya lady! What does crazy mean?

In my case I use the definition number 2.
And keep in mind, that there are at least 3 kinds of crazy: The good crazy, the neutral crazy and the bad crazy.

Most women in my opinion are to some degree crazy in any of those 3 sorts and some are more crazy than the others.

The good crazy:

- Calls you a few times when you can't pick up. When you (finally) pick up she mentions, that she was worried, that something might have happened to you and asks you if everything is alright. That shows she cares about you like crazy.
- Tickles you because she's "playing evil".
- Kinda clings to you a lot
- Likes being just silly (like in the picture above)

The neutral crazy:

- Can get mad and temporarily mentally unstable like for example having mood swings (like saying all men being pigs but not actually meaning it or taking it back later)

The bad bitch crazy:

- Smashes boyfriends electronic devices and bombs his phone with 100 SMS and missed phone calls. Gets mad if he doesn't reply on her texts within 10 minutes.
- Freaks out and yells like a siren
- Physically abuses people and her boyfriend

But I do like my women crazy like the good sort of crazy.
So...
Why are most women crazy like that?

Because Estrogen

Because the men made the women crazy

Even science can't explain

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Oh and one more thing: Women drive me crazy!!! Ahhh! 😬😬😬🦄😍😍😍
But it's alright. 😅😀😝👍

[Goochbreaker]

I fking love george carlin and that quote is true in many ways but I think it has to do more with the chemistry of the brain. Women are more right brained, which is why us left brained men perceive them as crazy. I have a more balanced brain than most men and people think I'm crazy, but they also know I can be extremely logical when pedal meets the metal. Men are not 'stupid' even though there are statistically more really stupid men than really stupid women, there are also more really smart men than really smart women. Men are nature's experiment, women are nature's sure thing.

Emotional intelligence comes across as crazy to logical intelligence, logical intelligence comes across as blunt and ignorant to emotional intelligence.

[FýrdracaDócincel]

Dude this is fucking messed up and closed-minded as all hell. I'm very disappointed in you. 😑

I mean, I just read through this whole thing..
.. I'm seeing "good crazy," "neutral crazy," and "bad bitch crazy."

Where in God's name is the "lawful crazy" and "chaotic crazy?"

So uneducated... 😒

[Unit1]

Are you being serious or sarcastic or what am i missing?

[lizziepooh03]

The really great thing about women is that we see what we want to see.

And at its best, that means that when we look at our man, we see a superhero. And that makes him a superhero. Whether that is because we believe him to be that man or from whether our man wants to be the man we see him as... regardless, it can make it true and that is epic!

Just like we can believe things not proven true, we can believe things that are true not to be true.

And that is why women are crazy. It is also what can make us wonderful. Or evil.

Fine line... lol! :)

[Unit1]

Hahaha 😆 i suppose.
But what about their behavior patterns, that they are crazy? How is women's perspective of their lover related to women being crazy?

[lizziepooh03]

I am not sure I would trust the perspective of a person that is crazy. I imagine one moment they are so into their boyfriend and the next moment, they could be kicking them to the curb and it could be over something that is completely in their heads. Who knows? lol!

I believe there is actually a thing called the hot/crazy ratio so I think there is an equation for how much crazy vs hot a man will put up with. lol!

I also think there is a rational/irrational equation. Depending on how rational and stable you are will determine how much irrational/unstable behavior you will put up with from someone else - whether friend or lover.

And then there are just desperate people who are a league onto themselves... they will take whatever they can get. lol!

[Unit1]

I like women and their craziness over men ☺
I really like it.
That they go so into their private lives and want to know many things about us ☺ What we like, what we don't like, where we are ticklish, our weaknesses, our hobbies, our favorite meal/color, our history...
It's like they won't let go of us. They want us "clawed in" to their nails and fingers and hands.

Unfortunately I haven't met my crazy lady yet :( It would be nice to experience that.

[lizziepooh03]

You will one day, Unit1. Of that, I have no doubt. :)

[Unit1]

I'm sending you hugs because you are one very nice lady ☺

https://i.imgur.com/CX4J1cu.png

So do you drive YOUR man crazy? ☺☺☺ Are you crazy about your man?

[lizziepooh03]

My boyfriend drives me crazy. He is the "girl" and I am the "boy" in our relationship.

And I am still crazy about him even though he drives me crazy.

I guess that proves that I have a little crazy in me too. lol!

[Unit1]

Because most women are CRAZY 😍😍😍🦄☺

And women drive me crazy!

We are probably meant to be crazy together ☺

My lady. I can't wait until I find her ☺☺☺💕 *grabs a pillow and squishes pillow*

[Hyped_up_on_coffee]

What a douche thing to say , not all women are cray only some of them are. Some men are crazy too.

[Unit1]

No offense was meant.

[Hyped_up_on_coffee]

Dude you need to know that’s not funny

[Unit1]

Girl, you need to know what sense of humor means.

Just saying.

[linds34]

It sounds like you have a type, so that just happens to be who you attract :)

[Unit1]

Ohhh ja 😍😍😍

[CT_CD]

cf.girlsaskguys.com/.../...5-9f68-b3fc119aaddd.jpg Even science can't explain

[Gedaria]

That is what I love about them. It makes me feel so great to know they are like this.. Pity men cannot be like it the world would be a lot nicer and more peaceful !!!

[Anonymous]

Because guys like itneven if they complain about it.. otherwise all men would be single or gay.

[MintyWolf]

Emotions, monthly period.. etc. They're just overall crazy. all of them

[Kayla45]

I choose to be because being normal is overrated.

[Unit1]

That's very nice 😊

[Nahliability]

I must be fucking bland then

[Asianguy123]

Women are crazy about sex and money

[Flower-petal]

Women hater

[Anonymous]

Ooh.