What if I shrunk?

[Anonymous]

If I shrunk to the size of a bug would you mistake me for one and step on me? If you saw I was human would you consider sparing me? How would you step on me, and what would happen to me?

[TurboKid]

I don't deliberately step on even bugs if I can help it and if I noticed you that way, I'd probably wanna help you out. I don't really know how to be so helpful though. Like maybe scientists would wanna examine you all day long so maybe you can just hang out at my place until I come up with a better idea. I can make like a cool little house and you can watch movies. Maybe I can make something where you can control the TV or computer like with a string or something even though you're so teeny.

[TurboKid]

I got two cats and that's probably gonna be a problem because they might wanna eat you or maim you. I try to find a way to make miniature lemon/lime spray to defend yourself in emergencies and also a very fortified little house that they can't break into.

[TurboKid]

I can make like a little piece of steak but that would be epic for your size. I wonder if it would taste as good because so small though because the texture compared to such a teeny mouth would probably be different. I've tried some gigantic animal meat like whale and it didn't taste so good to me.

[TurboKid]

[...] as good [being] so small though [...]

[Asker]

Scientiste will kill me to have some answer... I préfère the steak 😂

[ChrisMaster69]

Hmmm thinks, a Blue Anon Virgin shrunk to the size of a bug...

what amazing tortures could everyone think up.

tied to a stick and floated down the river, among the poo.

put in to micro wave on really low power for an hour

in the over on low

freezer.. an Anon pop

[Asker]

That's relay rude...

[ChrisMaster69]

Yes very but is just like an amazing question.

Cruel and unusual tortures for Blue Anon Virgins

[Asker]

It's so hard to be a bug sized...

[ChrisMaster69]

But a mini Blue Anon Virgin is a gift that just keeps on giving

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Oooh ok I wanna play this game too. I see my friend @ChrisMaster69 already got to have fun with this and I am jealous now.

Ok if you were a bug I totally wouldn't step on you because that would be murder and I am not a murderer. I would however place you in a jar and then put an endless rotation of the same episode of Sesame Street in front of you until all that is left of you is the broken husk of what was once a man, rocking back and forth mumbling B is for Bug, over and over again.