Why do people (humans) make a big deal when their child takes a shit in the toilet for the first time or walking?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Animals teach themselves to walk, no one congratulates them for that. This is like if a woman gave their child $50 just because they took out the garbage like they’re supposed to. It’s nothing special or fantastic, you were supposed to do it. This is also like when you’re folding clothes but then your siblings comes and punches all your clothes resulting in you having to start all over. It’s basic life skills, you shouldn’t be praised for learning it. Like yeah, a little pat on the back or a “good job” is fine but I think it’s just over exaggerated. This is like when Frontier said in Jurassic World Evolution 2 that the dinosaurs would have different customizable skin pattterns and got everyone super excited but then recently said only their colors can be changed. Like, wtf?

[Misssunshinex]

Because life is boring as fuck for humans... Animals smaller brains means they don't need as much mental stimulation so they don't get as bored as us... But in our boring as human life.. a baby taking a shit at least gives us something to look forward to or get excited about, cos why not?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Actually it’s super easy, barley an inconvenience

[Misssunshinex]

Yeah but my point is life is pretty dull and boring anyway... If we can take a few mins out of our day to congratulate something so stupid like a baby shitting... Hey... Let's make life more fun by doing that... You get what I mean?

[Misssunshinex]

It like gives us something to do

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Yeah. Why you bored though?

[Misssunshinex]

I dunno. No dicks to suck. No guys want to bang me

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Oh, that’s why? I thought you just actually were done with life. So you’re horny and not board. Wait, are you even real?

[Misssunshinex]

I'm both horny and bored lol

[Misssunshinex]

And nope. I'm. A figment of your imagination lol

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Okay, that makes more sense. Because if you were real then either something about my hypothesis is wrong or life found a way.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

When you said you’re only a figment of my imagination, I thought you meant your levels of horniness is beyond my understanding.
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[SaoirseS]

Like wtf is what I said when I read this post. Milestones in a child's growing up are precious memories for parents. You've never seen a baby book before?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Yeah, I can kind of understand it but that’s like if I said dinosaurs don’t exist

[SaoirseS]

Or that Naruto can't run lol.

[Still-alive]

[SaoirseS]

@Still-alive Lol

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I mean, what kind of Military Force goes into the battle field Unarmed and Harmless?

[SaoirseS]

Cartoons.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

But then it wouldn’t even be a war. Well I guess that’s be better. War isn’t good. But I mean, if you were a Megalodon who was really hungry and you suddenly come across and nice, THICC tasty ass whale, would you leave them alone or eat them?

[SaoirseS]

Leave them alone.

[iWantToCry]

Parents think their job is way more important than it is. Like a kid couldnt figure out how to shit if they didn't praise them

[J_12_L]

Bc they’re glad to know they won’t shit or pee anywhere else in the house

[Lillie_xo]

i guess its exciting for them
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