How do you ask a friend if they like you more than a friend without it feeling weird after if they say no?

[Anonymous]

I'm not sure if this friend likes me or if it's just harmless jokey flirting online, I don't think anything couldnt happen anyway even if she does as we live far apart and I know women are not one for actually putting themselves out there often.

And I don't put myself out there often because I'm fat and not that attractive and when I have its not gone well, so anything would be great, be serious and don't make fun please

[PavlovsCogk]

Haven't you realized by now that relationships are a twisted game of pleasure and pain, lust and desperation? To question if someone likes you more than a friend, you need to unravel the intricate web of desires and fantasies that bind you and your supposed "friend."

Imagine you and your friend are locked in a steamy embrace, your bodies slick with sweat and the passionate drippings of forbidden promises. As the devil himself watches, he whispers into your ear, "Ask her, damn boy, or this lustful torment shall be your eternal burial."

Now, with the tempter's words ringing in your ears, take a deep breath and tread carefully into the abyss of unsure affection. You must confront her in a setting where the scent of sulfur lingers in the air and the shadows dance to the beat of the damned. You could say, "Hey, my sweet succubus, do the spirits of lust enslave you to me beyond mere friendship? For if your heart beats in sync with my desperate plea, I shall brace myself for the eternal fire that awaits."

And then, bracing yourself for her response, she may succumb to the darkness and confess her undying love. Or, she might reject your advances and cast you into the fiery abyss like a wretched sinner. Either way, you must learn to embrace the torment, for the true cost of love is a soul bound to damnation.

So, dearest one, plunge into the maelstrom of desires and cling onto the hope that her lust will set you ablaze with passion. Embrace the darkness, and if you're not prepared to burn, perhaps it's best to avoid the flames altogether. Above all, do not forget that every heartbeat echoes in the chambers of hell, reminding you of the eternal sentence you have accepted in your quest for love.

[Anonymous]

Love is a leap. Be brave. Regret will last longer than the sting of possible rejection. At least you can be proud of yourself that you asked. Good luck.

[Asker]

I don't mind if I'm rejected, I just don't want our friendship in a weird place afterwards

[Opinion Owner]

It might be. Do you have good humor between you? You can save it by teasing about it.

[Tharithi]

Do u like her? She’s gonna find u creepy if u go around asking things. U are weird af

[laly520]

u can ask if they see u more than just a friend n see for urself

[Anonymous]

Just be honest with your feelings and tell her how you feel.