Attn: Goldiggers! How much does a guy have to have to be a worthwhile target to you?

[Anonymous]

Is it a certain net worth? Does it depend on how things are running for you at that time? How do you determine which guy to target?

[patois]

Ha! they start early for next to nothing... Just go and look at high school girls to see the behavior. A nineth grader will date a 12th grader because they have a car. I remember a 15 year old girl bragged to me that her boyfriend had a tree house before.

[patois]

*ninth

[patois]

They have no shame. As they grow older their thirst gets larger.

[patois]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3TVrZdUtrA

[Asker]

A tree house.😆

[patois]

Yep, I guess she thought she was moving up in the world... one limb at a time...

[Anonymous]

Arr we go after any ship that looks like it be transportin rum, sugar or gold as they be fetchin the highest price on the pirate market!!

First me lookout spots the trader's caravel using their trusty telescope. Then we fire a warning shot with our 8-inch canon and raise our Jolly Roger. Then we ram em, and board! Arrrr that be the best part! We send those unlucky sailors to Davey Jones' locker, make the captain walk the plank and loot the booty from their ship!

[Ani_Axiom]

How much do you have to offer?

[Asker]

About 3 fitty

[Anonymous]

A few trillion would be a good start.

[Asker]

No one, literally no one has a trillion. Let alone multiples of trillion.

[Asker]

Maybe pesos