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OHH NOO! Quick, grab something and stick it inside the mouth before she tries to mouth share that orange with me!
No more dentures hanging on my tongue !
(GaG i want to change it slightly):
OHH NOO! ... She's trying the weird sexy face again... Quick, grab something and stick it inside the mouth before she tries to mouth share that orange with me!
No more dentures hanging on my tongue !
I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She replied, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 6663629." :D
It's actually not my birthday. But cake is always good though.
Now that we're done, do you want to Netflix and chill?
Why does she let have the remote control and all I get is a little party favour.
"I wonder how many of those cookies she's gonna eat!"
Dear, don't eat anymore of that, your complexion is looking as bad as mine.
Maybe if I keep smiling and letting her eat, she might make me happy.
Why does my wife have a fish face?
Lol xD
haha I wondered the same thing about both of them!
Hehe 😋 @apple24
I wonder what my Christmas present is this year, am i ready? ... Damn, i took my last viagra yesterday. Well i know what she is getting for Christmas.
She does not look very good! and my life might end right now if i tell her that!
Hope thay woman won't eat everything herself, that little pig 'knor knor'
Omf you have many downvotes lmao
@Jessie1DLM yes i notice, is it really that bad?
@Jessie1DLM I have read all of the comments of the guys and just were nice and all others are really bad
True ey, but you didn't go mainstream haha
@Jessie1DLM I guess the down vote had to do because it sound like you were calling women a pig. I am sorry mate! *apple feel your pain on just a joke.
@vekin read above statement!
@apple24 Well maybe i have really another kind of humor
Yeah... I am sorry. Don't take the downvote to heart people can't take a joke... everything is serious now!
@apple24 oh it won't give me a sleepless night
haha! LOL Oh... I too have people hating me! Bitter guys and girls~! I didn't do anything to them but they don't like me! hahah Just don't pay attention!
@apple24 but i don't hate you, like you very much
Aw thanks!
I just thought about it... it sucks to be an editor, because when people dont like your stuff, they downvote you because your response is always at the top.
@sean1234 ahhh is that the reason
yes.. definitely
All these years, and she still looks at me like that.
Enjoy the little things in life for one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things.
Its time for us to move on. Because we're still young, right?
I'm getting that pussy tonight and I ain't talking about you Ethel.
"If i ask her for a divorce, do i still use mistletoe?"
"Just roll me over Shirley.. I'm laying on your present"
All that time spent on GAG and I'm still so awkward.
"After 43years of marriage she still won't share her cookies with me... that old hag."
Nice one!