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I hope she still wants to jingle my balls this holiday season. .. haha I said balls instead of bells. Lol smh I crack my self up.
*begins reaching with left hand* "I wonder if she'll let me pet her pussy to get this party started?"
Lady: You sure skimped on the food this Christmas...
Man what are you talking about skimped?
Lady: These orange segments are giving me indigestion where's the turkey.
Man: I'm looking at it, Merry Christmas dear.
Gramps to himself: Hope those viagra cookies kick in soon... I've waited almost a year for my Christmas treat! ;)
Maybe she'll get the hint this year and blows me instead of those stupid cheese puffs she always stuffing in her mouth.
I remember when we were young she used to be juicy just like that orange, but now she's more like dried fruit.
Damn it! I knew I shouldn't have taken that Viagra without confirming my Ashley Madison date... God I want some cookie!
"I still can't figure out if it's her or the cat who keeps shitting on this couch"
You know I had that thought too
"Would it be awkward to ask her her name after all these years?"
Honey, do you still remember what you were doing when Jesus was born?
This cats the only pussy I get anymore 😢
I hope she isn't getting any romanic ideas.
the last
" Is it time to go to bed yet? I've got a REAL treat for you!"
The Viagra delivery guy will be here soon.. then we will get figetty
Should I tell her Cheetos are bad for her cholesterol?
only wishing that this hatred of Racism and May God Extincts this Terror of Terrorism from World!! Please God fulfill this dream!!
Who is this cutie? *gasp* she's looking!! Act cool, act cool...
Hey toots, instead of stuffing your mouth with that, how about some action here. I'm horny as hell.
"Morgan Freeman voice"
Damn the devil! This been be the loongest regrettable reality show since the WWII.
Lmao! Yo give this man upvotes
I hope blowing on this will give her a hint on what gift I want tonight