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She knows my dick is the size of that orange slice... shit
'Hmm... If I blow this things hard enough, I bet I can knock that cookie out of her hand.'
"Maybe this will be the year we adopt the Gregorian calendar."
Grandpa: "You do realize we are to old for the midnight thing right?"
Guy: He ate my pork chops
Girl: She ate my spindle
Cat: They ate my cat
"Here's to another year of misery"
"80 years and now even pussy is cockblocking me."
"What are we celebrating again?"
a new year a new start and im a still a fucking virgin at 80
That pussy cat is the only pussy I've seen in years.
lmao!
We need to invest in tanning
This was the best of all the guys' answers. :)
"JOOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAA"
haha right!
@apple24 Hahha, not good? xD
HAHA! lol! I am out of ideas!
Hahahahahahhahahahahaha omg HAHAHHAHAHA made my day
@WhatTheHellAmy Meh, just sad to think not enough people know about him xDDDDDDDDDDd
Everyone should know about him xd
"CONSULTANT IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK"*
@ConsultantIsBack
Johhhnnnnn CEEENAAAA
@polocrew @tony72722
What, your just gonna eat all the cookies without me?
When are you ever going to get rid of that cat! It always ruins our cuddle time!
Hunny, I'm due for a diaper change. Ol' Charlie Horse ain't what it used to be!
When you're 17 minutes into Christmas and chill and you both give each other the look.
Okay, on three, you drop the food, I'll blow the noisemaker, and we'll go for the remote.
"I wonder if a razor from "Santa Claus" would encourage her to shave her beard..."
Why does she keep giving the goddamned remote to the goddamned cat?
How can someone so sweet, grow up to be as ugly as me?