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"Soon been together long enough for a diamond anniversary and I still hate her just as much".
Dang! I thought I hid those, now what am I gonna eat for breakfast?
Here's hoping to get some tonight!! Unless Santa lands on our roof again and crash the party...
"When is she going to learn that there is nothing sexy about duck lips?"
There is something wrong with your hat, i dunno what is it but there is
Should I steal the orange now that she is done peeling... oh yah, what's hers is mine.
Or, I just thought of another one. "She can't shove that orange in my mouth, I have a candy cane in it"
Hey Girl: how about we put this in your pipe and smoke it. !
STUPID WOMAN GOOBLING UP ALL THE FOOD WHEN I'M HUNGRY AND THEN SMILING AWAY AS IF SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT SHE NEEDS TO SHARE THE FOOD. I KNOW I'LL JUST SNATCH IT ALL FROM HER AND THEN EAT IT ALL UP. YES THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'LL HAHAAAAA YESSSSSSSS.
I wonder if I can convince her to give me a cookie... He baking is the best.
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... wait it's an orange
"... wonder if she's gonna share some of that or is she going to make me beg as always..."
I can never tell if this woman has hair or she just has a dark cloud floating behind her.
"I wish Santa would hit me in the head with a bat and put me out of my misery"
"I wonder how long I can hold my breath if I suck the streamer instead of blowing on it."
I want a slice of the orange she has but I'm afraid she will slap me if I try to take or even ask
I wonder if she knows I made those are cat biscuits
"I suppose this is a bad time to mention how much she looks like my mother..."
Looks like this year will be the same as ever year.
The streamers are hung, my wife's eating oranges... And the cat's hogging the TV...
"So this is our last year to finally try cat for Christmas dinner?"
He's thinking "my wife likes the cat more than me, that's why the cat has the remote".