Ten Questions You Are Guaranteed To See on G@G
If you've been on G@G for any length of time, you're bound to see these predictable questions pop up again and again. If you have any suggestions that I missed here, please leave a comment- I'd love to make a part 2 of this.
DISCLAIMER: This Take is not intended to insult or shame G@G or anyone who posts or have posted these questions. This is a work of comedy for everyone to enjoy.
1. The dick size questions
We've all seen them here. They're impossible to avoid. This is where a guy, usually anon, announces a ridiculously large cock size and complains about how small it is in an attempt to pick up girls.
Example: "Is 9 inch cock too small? I know it's below average but will I be able to please girls with it?"
2. Rate me 1-10?
Posted by both guys and girls- the rate me questions. Accompanied by either creepy or heavily doctored selfies, an extensive poll, and a couple pervs in the comments.
3. Rate me 1-10? (No picture)
This is pretty much the same thing as the rate me 1-10, but with no picture and instead a few vague descriptions of the person. How we are supposed to imagine the person and rate them from a simple description is beyond me.
By the way, I'm 5'3 with A cup boobs and a pixie cut. Rate me 1-10?
4. Obviously jacking off
Usually coming from a blue anon. Targeted to girls only and contains an extremely detailed sexual question that the person is obviously using to try and lure girls in for a disgusting- ahem, interesting- sext messaging session. The only thing to do here is either contribute to his fantasy or let him know how disgusting it is.
Example: Girls, have you ever had so great of an orgasm that you squirted everywhere and then rolled around in it and then sent pictures to a guy with a ten inch cock before going to his house and taking his huge dick in your ass before he blew a huge hot load in your mouth which you swallowed in front of him?
5. The triggered politician
Can be either liberals or conservatives. Someone posts a highly controversial political topic (Trump, abortion, trans people, ect) in the hopes of starting a mature political discussion and then can't refrain from down voting and engaging in a comment war with anyone who doesn't 100% agree with their opinions. The phrases "libtards" and "feminazis" are highly likely to be found somewhere on these questions.
6. Is this a sign?
Usually from younger users of the site. Provides a short list of signs that could mean anything and demands an answer if they are going to get married in the next ten years.
Example: PLEASE HELP?? Yesterday this boy I like kept looking at me in my homeroom class. Then during lunch, he got into the same line as me and said hi! NO IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE! Does he like me??
7. I didn't lose my virginity until...
Guys and girls worrying if losing their virginity around the ages of 18-23 is too late, and people complaining that they still haven't lost their virginity yet and NEED RELEASE!
Example: 21 years old and still a virgin? Am I going to die alone?
8. Trolls
Usually anons purposefully posting inflammatory questions, usually racist or sexist, for the purpose of getting a rise out of everyone, then further arguing with the people who believe them and come to argue.
Example: Do you agree that women should be chained in the kitchen making sandwiches?? If you say no you're wrong?
9. Would you date a person who...?
Phrased as a hypothetical question but obviously about the asker. Fill in the blank with anything and watch girls and guys flock to the question to reassure and validate the original asker.
Examples: Would you date a person who is lactose intolerant/has dyed hair/has tattoos/is a law student/has divorced parents/has three sisters/has male friend/has an iPhone X/has a 10 inch cock/has DD cup boobs/ect/ect/ect...
10. What should I do?
Contains a novel or two of an extremely dramatic and personal story ultimately asking what should be done about the situation. 99% of the time it works to scroll to the end and say "break up with him/her".
Example: So I met this boy in third grade and we fell in love at first sight but our parents said we couldn't date so we just stayed best friends for a long time until high school when I asked him out and he said okay but then I learned my best friend was into him too and she also asked him out and he was going out with both of us at once and then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and he broke my heart but I still loved him so I showed up at his doorstep sobbing at 3 AM but my best friend was already there and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and then we had sex and then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah so what should I do?
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