Guys, What is it like to go pee in the men's room?

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I hope this is not a gross question 😚, but being a girl, I can't help being curious—guys, in the boys/men's restroom, what is it like to pee in a urinal? And in front of each other? And is it true that sometimes at the urinals guys check out each other's junks? 😚 And that you're not supposed to even talk to each other? And can you hear each other peeing? 😝 And what if—god forbid—someone farts while they're peeing? 🙄 Does everyone like, crack up? 😂 (especially like, in the boys bathroom at school?)

And... have any of you ever had a girl (or woman) walk in there on you while you were standing there peeing? (whether on purpose or by accident or whatever) Was it embarrassing? 😑 How did you react?
Oh, and... was there ever a situation when during your pee, a father brought a little girl with him in there (I mean, one that's not old enough to go into the ladies room by herself or whatever) and she saw you and questioned it? 😮 Was it awkward? 

Pardon my curiosity over this stuff I'll never experience lol!

Marethyu · Accepted Answer

Peeing in a urinal is like peeing against a wall.. Though I doubt this comparison will help you much.

We don't check out each other's junks and we (at least) don't randomly talk to each other.

Unless you're with a bunch of drunk friend who take a piss at some public restroom, no one would care if you fart.. Unless it's really loud 😅

During my last school trip, I had two drunk girls running in the men's restrooms for whatever reason.. At that time, there was another class at the hotel aswell (They were American and we were in Germany) and basically, their teacher was peeing in the urinal next to me.
Since he was black you could perfectly see his eyes widening when they came in and yeah.. Everyone cracked up at that point, except for him 😂

The situation with the little girl happened but no.. I never had one of them, questioning what they're seeing.

Also.. Meh.. Personal or intimate questions are the most fun to answer, so ask away.

WalmartFlipFlop · Accepted Answer

There is a established unspoken rule where you don’t go near each other on urinals.

Your not supposed to be looking at each other’s junk.

Don’t talk to others in the bathroom please it freaks most of the sane people out.

We can hear each other pee. No one cares if you fart while doing it if it’s even possible.

No one laughs in there most of the time.

I had a girl walk in there once and this dude blatantly called her a whore for it. She did it by mistake.

Don’t bring your daughter in there.

The boys bathroom is a disgusting place man don’t ever go. People never put the seat up when they piss in the stall and it’s always covered in piss. No one has a care for each other. No one can aim. The whole place is a pain.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

I can teach you to pee standing up and you can try using a urinal but, it's not exactly the best way to go. I don't know about most guys but, I try to pee towards the side in it at an angle close to that which I am peeing into because they are curved and it'll keep the pee from splashing back at me. Just like in a normal toilet, I tend to pee down the slope inside the bowl rather than straight into the water to reduce splash.
Quite a few guys will belly up to the pisser to, as far as I know, keep others from seeing their dick.
SOMETIMES guys will try to sneak a peek, I'm not sure why. I guess they just wanna get a look at the competition or confirm that their dick is bigger than the other guy's dick.
Talking DOES go on while pissing but not always. We were playing a gig in Youngstown one night when me, my guitarist and sax player were all in the head taking a whiz. Charles, who is Jewish, said to Tim, "I can tell there aren't any Jews here, tonight." Tim asked, "How so?" Charles said, "There's a penny in the urinal!".
If there's a stall open, I usually go into one to pee. I just prefer a bit more privacy.
In some places, there's actually a trough that you pee in. A toilet, usually porcelain but, sometimes metal, about 10' wide and a foot deep. So, at least 10 guys can use the same toilet at the same time standing next to each other. No privacy at all, there! You MIGHT also have to worry about getting splashed with someone else's pee if you're forced to stand close to them.
Some urinals are about 18" tall and are hung on a wall about waist level. Others are 4' tall and are embedded into the floor. I suppose I like those better because there's less chance of splash-back.
99% of the time, you can't hear the other peeing because there's usually no water in the bottom. SOME of the modern ones have water.
Either someone makes a joke about the fart or someone might get upset about having to smell someone else's rectal fumes and not being able to get away from it.
I might've had a girl walk in, once but, I never said or did anything. I just let her go. SOME guys might get a bit upset or try to cover up so she can't see anything. I just never thought it was that much of a big deal. If she has to pee, let her go! The only difference is, she's got something else to pee with. She knows what I've got, I know what she's got so, what's there to hide? If I'm done before her, I'll probably go guard the door until she's done. Usually, if a girl has to go REAL bad and she can't wait her turn in line at the women's room, a guy will go into the men's room to see if there's anyone else in there and, if not, let her go in to pee and he stands guard outside to keep other guys from going in `til she's done.
Again, there MIGHT'VE been a time or two where a father brought in his little girl, maybe the time I was working at a stadium during a football game. Most often, they'll take her into a stall with him so she can pee.

Catguy92 · Answer

I don't know if you're still here but this question was funny so I'll answer.

Basically you stand in front put your penis through the weiner slot and peeing, sometimes inadvertently I saw guys dicks but we try not to look.

I've never had anyone fart while at a urinal except in boys room and yes everyone cracked up.

Yes and they were with open urinals and the women could see our penises on full display and they were giggling and it was kind of stressful gave me an erection though. Other times it kind of was hot but I could tell women were peaking.

I've never had a little girl in there though.

I've never used trough urinals and I'd be too shy too way too much exposure.

Dvrasw · Answer

In my experience, you just tend to get on with what you have to do. It's OK to talk if say you're on a night out and someone who is with you comes in but you don't look at what other people have got.

I did once see a guy bring his daughter in. I was washing my hands at the time. Rather than find her a cubicle (she was probably only 3 or 4) he decided to take care of his own needs first and peed in full view of his child at the urinal as she stood there wondering what it was. I just thought that was a pretty selfish and disgusting thing to do and the girl was obviously unsettled by it. No need when he could have taken her to a cubicle or a maybe even a unisex single toilet which many places have here in the UK for disabled and family use.

humanearth · Answer

peeing in a urinal is like peeing on the wall.

Nobody looks at your junk. That is stuff in movies

If someone farts. No one cares. No laughing or nothing

Woman walks in we don't care we go on doing what we got to do.

As for little girls in the rest room that normal to. Nobody says nothing and don't care.

As her seeing me. Never happened I put her on the pot then I used the urinals next to the toilet. Then go back to her.

Well I hope that help you

Eternal_Blizzard · Answer

There's a code for using urinals Never seen a girl coming in Neither a dad bring in his daughter Farts are acceptable (I hope so😅) No we don't see everyone's junk

vald9inches · Answer

i only use the urinals if i have to otherwise i like to use the stall. i dont ever look at anyone's junk and i turn my back away from them in case they are gay. i have never farted or heard someone fart while at the urinal and no women or girl has ever walked in while i was using one. and yes we can hear other's peeing. sometimes guys talk to each other but for me personally i dont talk to anyone doing my business.

Blueeyes81 · Answer

Ok. There are unwritten rules that men follow in regards to the rest rooms. You stare straight ahead or down. You don't use a urinal directly next to someone unless that is the only one available. Most guys pee of to the side of the urinal so there is no sound. I've had a lady walk in and use the urinal beside me because the womens bathroom had a line.

RichardoStyle · Answer

Men urinate sitting down as much as women.

theharlequin · Answer

I’m usually too busy using my pee stream to push wads of chewing gum around in the urinal to notice most of this

buttcrackjoe · Answer

Some dudes stare at the wall some stare down at their junk but we never look at each other. ONLY old dudes talk about stupid shit like the fucking weather.

JustBreathe15 · Answer

Dirty urinals with piss puddles on the floor and shit smears on the toilet bowl with shit smell in the air its gross absolutely gut wrenching awful

SuccessfulHornDog · Answer

Sometimes a fart will trigger a wave of laughter that will cause others to inadvertently fart, causing more laughter. Good times... good times

DDpsy · Answer

No. Guys don't check each-others junk because they would probably get their ass kicked. The answer to most other questions is also no.

jdunsworthhh10 · Answer

yes i can answer your questions. drop me a message haha.

Andi_Fem · Answer

The question is not gross, but men's restrooms are. There is usually wet or sticky pee on the floor around the urinals and lots of places except where it is meant to go.

emperor90 · Answer

Its gross and it smells

Philyouup · Answer

Lol. I have answers. But I’m going to bed.

GreenGold1992 · Answer

yes to everything you're asking

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