Ways to calm down quick so I dont punch my fucking neighbor?

[Anonymous]

I seriously want to punch this guy in the fucking face so please give me any sort of method that I can use to calm down.

Backstory: last night my neighbor (late 40s fenale) was punched in the face several times by a random crackhead. My boyfriend (26) ran outside, shoeless, to defend her. During this my neighbors ignorant, piece of shit son (maybe 19M) pulled out his phone to record. And who did he record? Me and my fucking boyfriend who were there defending his mother. What makes me want to smash the kid out? As soon as the cops showed up, this waste of space screamed "He has a gun! The guy in the white!" The guy in the white was my boyfriend and he did not have a gun on him. But this scum bag made it so every single cop that arrived on scene (like 10 of them) drew their weapons and pointed them at my boyfriend. The fucking low life was still recording this, continuously pushing his cellphone in my face. So I warned him. I told him I will take his phone and fucking smash it if he doesn't back the fuck up and get out of my face. His mom is screaming at him the entire time to stop being an asshole and asking why he is trying to get us in trouble when we are the ones helping them. He completely ignored her. Instead he tells my neighbor (30M) that he's going to fucking kill me and my bestfriend (24f) and we better watch our back.

I'm not afraid of the fucking puke. After he said that, I did take a step towards him because admittedly at this point I'm losing my cool and want to kill him. As soon as I stepped forward, he jumped back several feet and again, started recording me and saying I'm psycho.

What can i do to calm myself down because all i keep thinking about it the fact that he lives just 2 floors down and deserves to be smashed the fuck out.

[winterfox10]

Alright, so tell me if I'm misunderstanding the story here.

Neighbor starts being assaulted by a crackhead. boyfriend intervenes and while fighting off the crackhead, neighbor's son begins to record the conflict. Police show up with son still recording. Son attempts to instigate further conflict potentially deadly conflict between police and boyfriend, ignoring repeated requests to "stop being an asshole." When confronted by another neighbor, Son states that he can have people killed.

It sounds like what you really ought to do is take this dip shit to court for reckless endangerment. HE WAS TRYING TO GET SOMEONE KILLED FOR ATTENTION AND PUBLICITY. That's fucking terrifying.

He not only stood by and did nothing to help his mom, but he tried to get attention for himself by recording the police using excessive force on an unarmed man.

[jamesgoldman]

Just punch him and tell him to put that on his fucking vlog

N. b. Most people avoid fucking with a guy who lives in construction boots

[ShellyR]

What makes you think he's not going to hurt you afterwards? Besides being a woman, what other factors are you relying on during this fight as a back-up plan?

If you're a woman but have a taser gun or other weapons in case things go wrong ok.
If you're a woman but a great martial artist and had training for years, ok.
If you're a woman but just relying on your gender (unprepared), girl are you crazy?

[Asker]

What do you mean relying on my gender? I have a gun. I'm not worried about him.

[ShellyR]

If you have a gun, you're only allowed to use it for self-defense purpose. If he's trying to kill or hurt you so badly then use it.
Otherwise thanks goodness you're just upset and not going to proceed with hitting him.

[wilfh1965]

Stop and take 10 deep slow breaths by the time you finish you should have calmed down enough

[RastamanJah]

I forget the question, remind me after you flood that guy's apartment 2 floors below you with water, I guess?

[Dave31989]

i want to punch trump in the fucking face but, i can't because he hides in his basement, when ever he's confronted by angry mobs

[Anonymous]

I don't know what to tell you except don't hit him because he will likely hurt you bad.

[ShellyR]

This. Finally someone said what I had in mind. All of the sudden, girls like her are on the raise. They believe in Hollywood bs movies about an 125Ib woman easily beating 170-200Ibs man. In reality if the OP proceeds with it (assuming she ain't no professional martial artist), she's gonna be laying on the ground seeing stars. She can be killed too.
Hope someone knocks some sense into her and talks her out of doing something not just stupid but dangerous.

[ShellyR]

''All of the sudden, girls like her are on the rise.''

[Asker]

I'm not going to hit him. I'm merely pissed off that this guy deliberately tried getting the police to shoot my boyfriend, who was defending this kids mother while the pussy hid behind a phone and didn't do anything to protect her.

[Opinion Owner]

@Asker I don't blame you for being pissed off, but I'm glad to hear you don't intend to hit him. Good luck.

@ShellyR I could not agree with you more. There seems to be a trend toward women being more physical toward men, and I think you're right that it has something to do with the unrealistic images Hollywood portrays so much these days. But I think it is also because women still seem to believe they can get away with assaulting a man and he won't harm her because men have been taught to never hit women. I can tell you that is no longer the case. The general feeling among most men today is that if a woman is going to assault a man, she should expect to get it right back, full force. And frankly, that's how it should be.

Gender should have nothing to do with it. If a smaller, weaker person picks a fight with a bigger, stronger person, they should expect to get their ass kicked. Gender doesn't matter.

[Asker]

I agree with that last statement as well. If you hit a man, expect to get hit back.

[Vesuvius87]

Do some exercises and keep yourself busy.

[Wise4myage]

Go for a long walk or drive.