Boyfriend “insulted me” says I’m overreacting?

[Anonymous]

I asked my boyfriend if I can have his username to an editing account he uploads videos too. I told him if I can guess it he said “yeah of course go ahead” I told him “hmm flowers something” he replied with no I than told him “nick something” which is his name he than put a straight face emoji and I said “lol is it not obvious” I said “no not really” he then told me “it’s obviously nickeditz you dumb f*ck use that with your 0 brain cells you have” I than got mad at him and told him to calm down he told me he was being “satire” and he was joking but it was out of nowhere and out of the blue. I told him to not talk to me like that weither he is joking or not all he said was I’m just trying to pick up a fight with him even though I’m not. Am I in the wrong here?

[MarkHrdman]

100% you dumb f*ck & im using his satire but where did he get it from, you should be more interested in rather then trying to cause an argument over violating his privacy & tell him never mind, you're sharing videos of your panties with me (this guy)

but you'll have to reply with the link, otherwise it won't mean anything.

[APrettyLittleLady87]

Calling someone a "dumb fuck" isn't satire. It's Americanized ignorance. I advise you to watch Monty Python and learn what actual satire is about. Not that anyone except for actual British can get it right.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 Im not going to watch Monty Python, lst alone any other British show... unless its Top Gear or maybe an episode of the goodies.
Clearly you missed the point of where he got it from, to completely ignore "your" relationship.
Its not mine, lol.
You need to bring up your point of view of Satire with him.
Im just using his Satire "dumb fuck" 😆
I really see the satire in it.
Your problem is where did he get in from, which you have no idea and have obviously lost the plot with your issue with him and obviously dont belong with each other!

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@MarkHrdman - So you are unable to compute that legitimate satire doesn't involve insulting words good to know.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 you're not legitimate with your term of satire and in actual fact, its a ficade, which brings be bacm to the original Satire which he made, which you're unable to comprehend.
Bite ill bite, Slapstick doesn't involve verble communication but what you're saying has no context
There for further substantiating your illigitimacy towards being in a relationship with anyone who doesn't justify your argument which is illigitimate to me, lol.
Now I know why he used the Satire but you'll never know.

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@MarkHrdman - Do you require medication for your grande sir?

That is legitimate satire. Implication that you are deluded and not in touch with reality without saying you're nuts.

Satire & slapstick does after all require communication what else do you think it is? The literal definition of satire "the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues."

Now do you grunt at your friends and expect them to understand your superior intelligence sir? Again legitimate satire. You may get the insult of your intelligence better if I'd included "do you grunt at your friends like a chimpanzee".

[APrettyLittleLady87]

*what when you said communication isn't needed.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 its not even comedy.
Clearly you dont understand what comedy is without context.
All more to the point in saying no to any British show, lol.
Now thats satire.

No its not. Clearly you dont understand how to express comedy. Paroting words without context. Hence illigitimate. Haha.
Slapstick doesn't. Dont mix my words. Clearly you dont get my point.
Quoting the definition of Satire isn't doing you any favours here, which even furthers my point. You dont know where he got the satire from & clearly youve got an issue with it because of someone making fun of you & your dialog of words dont in fact mean what your explination was.
Hence missing the point 😆
I can see where he gets the Satire from.

Also your next line isn't legitimate or is it Satire.
Also I see you missed the point by exhasibating the stupidity of your statement based in the illigitimacy of your statement. Hence my point being its not satire.
Regardless of your adjective.
Hence my point about you missing the point, lol.
Now thats Satire and I didn't use profanity but you really dont fully comprehend the context here.
Hence the reason why it is completely pointless for you to try to win an argument with something British because you're failing misserably!
So no means no 😆

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 verbal. Sorry for the typo

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@MarkHrdman
"Hence my point about you missing the point, lol."
"Now thats Satire and I didn't use profanity but you really dont fully comprehend the context here."

If it was legitimate satire sweetie you wouldn't have to add lol. TRY harder, ONE day you may actually get it right. One day. Given your examples personally I wouldn't hold my breathe if I was you, you'd pass out first.

THAT'S actual satire sweetheart. Like I said, TRY harder.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 it is legitimate satire & I didn't have to you're right, lol. I really dont have to try to laugh at you but you're no where near close & have no clue what has been going on here with the conversation but I do appreciate that you're using my own words to inspire me, lol. Yet that is not Satire in itself so you make no point in using my words without comprending the context.
The stupidity however is for you to claim if you where me but yeah keep going about how you would hold your breath and pass out. You might be on to something about how your boyfriend called you a dumb f*ck.
I can see why & I can see the Satire in it.
Yet you're completely clueless hence dumb f*ck.
Tell your boyfriend I said for him to keep up the good work.
Also what you said isn't Satire! You moron, lol. Now thats Satire.

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@MarkHrdman - unlike you, I happen to be British. Brits eat satire & sarcasm from breakfast. What you've been blithering isn't satire. Like said, you wouldn't need to add lol at the end to seem funny.

Now since you actually don't comprehend much of anything and seem to think you know what satire is when from the start you PROVED that you did not, I'm done wasting my time. Don't suffocate trying to figure out what satire is.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 You dont even know what Satire is, dispite spelling it out from copying and pasting from google
& of course you're racist about Americans like your boyfriend from your claims which makes perfect sense for why he insulted you practically and because you're British you're an insult to yourself with your lake of understanding of the term for because you say from, without even knowing what it is, lol.
Now thats satire.
I bet you can't even say the word blithering, being a brit.
I comprehend far more then you, you dumb f*ck.
Now thats Satire.
I hope you suffocate holding your breath trying to be me

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@MarkHrdman
"I comprehend far more then you, you dumb f*ck." IS NOT satire toadie. How many times do I have to tell you this before your brain comprehends something so basic? NEVER do you use swear words in SATIRE. EDUCATE yourself, you won't seem like a hamster then.

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@MarkHrdman " racist about Americans like your boyfriend "

Hmm.. Please take your medication. It's impossible to be "racist" against Americans & where did my boyfriend come into the picture or him insulting me. He's a real man, you'd not know what that is.

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@MarkHrdman "I bet you can't even say the word blithering, being a brit."

Blithering is a British English word, ye ole chav. Seriously would you kindly keep it down, the more you yap the more of a beetlebrain you truly come across as.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 I think you just shit your pants trying to say a word "toadie".
I see that you're getting upset with your capital letters. Does your brain hurt because we could always ask your boyfriend what he thinks of you with is that you're a "dukb f*ck".
Now thats satire.
You taking words out of context isn't, in itself. So I can see why you have this learning difficulty.
I can fucking use as many words as I want in a Satire about how you're a "dumb f*ck. Again Satire, lol.
you're mentally challenged.
I bet a mouse could out race you in a maze.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 you're rasist about Americans about being racist about Americans.
So you really show your stupidity, hence "dumb f*ck.
Its easy to make fun of you.
Its funny how you dont realise that the whole point was about your boyfriend insulting you, who you're racist about because of his American vertues which you're rasist about because of your bleek and constantly invalid points.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 you're moronic words dont justify anything but further perpetuate the argument against you to support the fact that the guy who called you a "dumb f*ck" is right. You really are & im not being Saterical about it. Im telling you the tuth and the truth hurts dispite your rants and delisions to hide your stupidity!

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@MarkHrdman - Okay you definitely need psychological help.

I'm not the poster so WHY are you going on about my boyfriend insulting me? Is your mind such that you hear voices in your head?

How can I be "racist" against Americans? And WHO is American? Who is this boyfriend of mine you are blubbering about? Your mind break is one of the most amusing things I've found on GAG.

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@MarkHrdman by the way old Marky boy don't you realize yet that the more you post, the more deranged you sound? Literally. And you still CAN NOT get satire right.

If I were to weigh your brain versus that of a mouse which one do you think would weigh more?

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 Opening with your pathetic claim, just shows how pathetic you're.
You really are a loser here.
I dont know why you pretended to be the poster.
It says annonymous so it very well could be you but for you to go on about your boyfriend, being British and your acusation of him being American and supporting the compounded insult about your failure for comprehension in addition to you spelling it out with being British as if you're the poster. Clearly shows that youve got problems here.

[MysteriousDarkness]

@markhrdman
APrettyLittleLady87 did not post the question but someone anonymous did. You are the one who is coming across as the fool.

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@markhrdman - "It says annonymous so it very well could be you but for you to go on about your boyfriend, being British and your acusation of him being American and supporting the compounded insult about your failure for comprehension in addition to you spelling it out with being British as if you're the poster. Clearly shows that youve got problems here."

Seriously Mark hopefully you're just trolling and you're not this out of touch with reality in real life. If you are, you NEED psychological help

[MarkHrdman]

@MysteriousDarkness she came across as if she posted it and went on and on about it being her

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@markhrdman "she came across as if she posted it and went on and on about it being her"

NOWHERE DID I SAY I POSTED IT AND YOU'RE THE BLUBBERING FOOL THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON AND ON ABOUT IT BEING ME.

[MysteriousDarkness]

@markhrdman
You used what the anonymous poster said in their details of the question and put it on to APrettyLittleLady87 as if it was her who posted the question.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 I never said you posted it, you crack head.
You where going on about it intentionally as if it was you.
With repeated points which would indicate that you where the subject of the question

[MarkHrdman]

@MysteriousDarkness no I didn't. She put it onto me as if she was the poster

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@markhrdman - the ONLY thing I said was that he IS NOT using satire. You like an IMBECILE tried to argue it was satire by CONTINUALLY providing examples that are NOT satire. Geez hell get a brain.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 you're incoherant. So you dont have a valid agruement & to derelecting to realise that you pretend to be someone else and go along with it. Your mental disfuncton must come from your British backgorund. Just like your incomprehensible captials because you're brain fucked and I assume you're taking your meds and its not helping, lol.

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@markhrdman bye bye I have a valid argument you're just too slow to comprehend English. But I'm done you're too ignorant, nasty, etc. to be bothered with. Obviously you weren't loved as a child.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 you dont have a valid argument and you dont understand English. I can see why your mental problems carry over to being rasist about understanding functional comprehension of Americans.
I was a love child, thank you & you're a pedophile. Dont have kids.

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@markhrdman " rasist about understanding functional comprehension of Americans."

I'm still waiting for your simple mind to explain how I can be racist against Americans. And to be blunt if you're an example of Americans... is it any surprise that Europe laughs about you?

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 you're so derelectic that you dont even comprehend your own words.
"Americanized ignorance", "Americanized ignorance".
Theyre your words you dumb fuck & the "world" is laughing at you!

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@markhrdman - man you are too dullwitted to comprehend the context in which that refers to. Jeez like I said if you're an example of Americans no wonder the WORLD laughs at you. And Americans know that, why else do the decent ones hide their identity on luggage when traveling by using Canadian maple leafs.

"Americanized ignorance", "Americanized ignorance" is referring to the use of swear words and calling it satire WHICH IT IS NOT. DO YOU COMPREHEND SIMPLE English? Or should I write in Spanish, Russian, Mandarin, Hindi, or Punjabi for your little mind to understand?

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 the rambling bitch is back, woffling on about shit again with no clue what she is talking about and no comprehension of words because you're a stupid fucking brit.
Oh and you're quoting me and empthasising thay you're an idiot. Clearly your limitations with English dont surprise me!

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@markhrdman - you quoted me, simpleton, first. So what does that make you except someone who needs medication?

man you are too dullwitted to comprehend the context in which that refers to. Jeez like I said if you're an example of Americans no wonder the WORLD laughs at you. And Americans know that, why else do the decent ones hide their identity on luggage when traveling by using Canadian maple leafs.

"Americanized ignorance", "Americanized ignorance" is referring to the use of swear words and calling it satire WHICH IT IS NOT. DO YOU COMPREHEND SIMPLE English? Or should I write in Spanish, Russian, Mandarin, Hindi, or Punjabi for your little mind to understand?

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 also you're a crackhead & a bonghead wanting to talk about mapple leaves. Its not a drug, you dumb fuck.
More satire, lol.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 you're quoting me quoting you and dont understand a quote or comprehend what a quote is for and yet you use it and dont understand it because you're a stastic.
Clearly there is no point from you and clearly you have an issue with medication. Clearly it is not helping you.
Try some period pain.

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@markhrdman - are you for real?

also you're a crackhead & a bonghead wanting to talk about mapple leaves. Its not a drug, you dumb fuck. More satire, lol.

Maple leaf. The Canadian national flag. ARE YOU RETARDED? It has nothing to do with drugs.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 no but you're retaded. You fucking junky.
I think its time for your meds.
You obviously like reading my words but theyre mine not yours. You deranged freak.

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@markhrdman - You don't have any friends in real life do you?

Not only are you rude, ignorant and uneducated but you call someone you don't know a junky, etc. You are such a charming individual that a rattlesnake would find you offensive.

[MarkHrdman]

@APrettyLittleLady87 I see the spastic is back. Clearly you haven't had your meds and think that being a crackhead is going to be the answer & being a bong head which would explain why you're such a stupid fuck that you think that another language will help with you're already stupid and pathetic attempt to quote me and prove that you're an imbecile but for the record the world laughs at you and not with you. A hahaha ha. You derolect.

[APrettyLittleLady87]

@markhrdman - hmm I guess you're too dullwitted to realize you quoted me first huh?

[APrettyLittleLady87]

Tell your "boyfriend" to watch Monty Python and see if he can compute what satire is.

I'm being satrical. Legitimate satire NEVER involves insulting words, the verbiage & tone shows the person's lack of intelligence or stupidity. British, who eat sarcasm for breakfast, and most western Europeans are the only people who can do satire right.

Legitimate satire is like a $100 fine wine & you have to be intelligent to get the insult American behavior like your boyfriend is dullwitted, a $2 plonk or poorest quality wine.

As for you overreacting, no you're not.

Your boyfriend is an insulting douchebag. If he was not, he'd have given you the username from the start instead of playing some childish 5-year-old's game of guess.

Do yourself a favour & dump him before he undermines your self esteem, etc.

[APrettyLittleLady87]

For reference, this - see if he can compute what satire is - is legitimate satire.

It implies your boyfriend is stupid without saying he's a "dumb fuck".

[FreyaRed]

no respect, no discussion
Even if it was a short emotional outbreak of him, such behavior shows the person doesn't value your interest/affection or is incapable to control their impulses. Both those options disqualify him as someone who could be more than random and replaceable person. Use him as long he is usable than kick his butt.

[FilmGuy93]

That wasn't satire... the guy clearly doesn't have the social skills to properly use satire.

You aren't overreacting; he's not a good communicator.

[Anonymous]

why are you still calling him your boyfriend? he's rude as fuck. if my partner ever called me that it'd have to be over... stop being insecure and do NOT let people treat you this way. the relationship will continue to get worse, this is just the beginning of him treating you badly.

by the way, his edits suck.

[taraburtch]

The fact that you take disrespect like this is crazy. Where’s your self worth? I just don’t understand staying with a man that’s so disrespectful

[jshm2]

Yes. He also has mental issues, but you've got no excuse for having such a dimwit for a boyfriend.

[Quackthulu2]

So get a new boyfriend and then upload a video of you going down on him to his account now that you have his password.

[mark000h]

Not overreacting. He hurt you and you should have firm boundaries. Don't let anyone talk to you like that.

[MzAsh]

Hit him back with the same type of “satire” and see how he likes it.

[LiamJHayden]

He's a jerk. You need to decide if you want to endure that type of abuse, because it is unlikely to be the last time.

[MarkHrdman]

So you support her behaviour to try to violate his privacy without a reaction? Because the way I see it, she tried to provoke a reaction and crying about it

[pethouse]

If you don’t want to be talked that way then he needs to respect that, no respect = bad relationship

[Guy13]

You overreacted.

[LimitedBenefits101]

Overreacted...

[Anonymous]

both of you's are fucked up in the head