Do you love the way I lie?

[D_Bone_Steak]

I'll lie in the opposite direction... I try to un-impress. So before I meet I'll say stuff like "I have a micro-penis," even though I'm above average at 7 inches, but I'll tell them I'm 3. I'll tell them I'm 5'6", but I'm actually 5'10". I do this for 2 reasons...

1) I lower the bar of expectations so much that when they do meet me in person... they're thrilled.

2) It's just fucking funny.

I know women hate liars, but what about a liar like me? It seems to have always worked favorably for me. Also on the plus side, it has always been a great defense against chicks that are incredibly shallow. One lie I'd always stick to for at least a year..."I'm broke and I never have any money." Gold diggers slide right past me and they've never been something I have to deal with. I originally started telling that lie to deal with the bros that want to borrow money all the time and then never pay it back... over time I just started doing it to chicks too. It works... if you don't have what they want, they will scoff at you and leave you alone, but you actually do have what they want.

Let me know what you think. Should I change and start facing the struggles of trying to impress people like everybody else? If so, what exactly is the fucking point of trying to appear like I'm better than, instead of worse than? You come in with the bar set too high, a fart could make you look bad... a random fart should make you funny, not bad.

[Apple1996]

This is the worst. My husband does the same thing but to his friends. Tells them his dick is 2inches then they meet me and ask shit like how do you handle being with a man that's so small down there🙄

[D_Bone_Steak]

Hell yeah... that shit is funny. 😂 I'm guilty of doing the exact same thing.

[EclipsedMoonlight]

You do you. If it helps you from the toxic people in the world why change. I have the opposite problem I'm to honest which apparently rubs people the wrong way. So hey to each their own! 🥂

[D_Bone_Steak]

I think you actually understand how it's a protective stance that guards against gold diggers and shallow people alike.

In my mind, it's just best to meet rejection right from the start and have it end before it begins. Much better than trying to be something more fantastical than myself and then struggling with keeping up the charade.

[EclipsedMoonlight]

Everyone protects themselves in their own way. If it works no need to fix it.

Thank you for mho

[Anonymous]

It’s an interesting strategy but do they actually ask penis size? The rest I could see and it’s funny so I might try it too, lol

[D_Bone_Steak]

Chicks don't usually ask... they usually make all sorts of assumptions. What I do is just slip it in there during conversation and laugh myself to death inside.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Do try it though. It works better in the long term. It worked when I was in the work world as well. I'd show up and be a shit bag... would not hit the deck running, not at all. Then I'd be myself and everybody was so impressed. I'd be doing 75% of the work the hard charger that always works free overtime would do, and I'd get the awards... not them. I think that sort of crosses over to the relationship field of things.

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah, I’ll have to try something similar

[PraviteliNahuiValite]

No, I would rather say these affirmations:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/dG5cZzbKvW0

[D_Bone_Steak]

The AC/DC bigg balls song in the background. 😂

[D_Bone_Steak]

https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM

[SixOfClubs]

Frankly, the last time I saw people doing such ridiculous strategies was in my high school years I think. But in the second item, it's still good to see you can laugh at your pathetic state.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Pathetic state... ouch. You gotta be mean like that for reals?

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Nope. I hate lying.