Cuz the tube through which the stream comes out is surrounded by a tissue that sometimes is completely soft and predictable and sometimes it's swollen and shoots out like when you squeeze the tip of a hose. The stream will come out like a jet splitting into multiple streams and super annoying. The annoying being that many times part of the stream or a whole stream while point UPwards.
And you LITERALLY can't predict how it's gonna come out when it's swollen.
The nerve-wrecking part is that also being flacid or erected isn't like a digital state of ZERO and NUL.
The cock can be 1% erect...2% ...3%...4% and so on all the way to 100%.
And if you meet a suuuuuuuuuuuper hot sexy girl and are overly excited it can even go to 110%. (it can slightly ache at this point)
Each percentage will make the stream behave differently.
Good luck calculating in advance HOW the stream is coming out and pointing it correctly to compensate.
This scene from the movie "Me-Myself-and-Irene" is definitely based on true story.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/t_8Y5rUu0LM
Because we have to turnaround while pissing to see if there are no Homo bastards peering over your shoulders or over the dividers to steal a peek at your tool or butt crack. In fact I am such a homophobic and self-conscious bitch, I prefer to pee in the cubicles. And once there I lift the toilet seat ( unlike most guys), before I pee. But I have learnt to do it with my foot. I even press the flush lever with my foot. Man, I swear, guys are a dirty lot. Half the guys even in my office, just take a dump and walk straight the fuck out of the Men's Room without even washing their hands. I could bet my last dollar, half the bastards must not even be using toilet paper and just getting the fuck up. But I must say, after living with men as roommates all through college, Women, if you'll even saw half the shit I've seen, you'll would all become lesbians. If that ever happens, then I would gladly become a male lesbian.
The female support chair gives ample room for the woman to do her business, without touching her sensitive body parts against possible contaminated residue from other users but the male organs are external and shaped in varied ways and move more than the woman's body part when contained in a sitting device, so the man needs additional protection to guard against viral pollutants from previous users on the dislocate site through wider space allotment.
Wow! I’m still stuck on them having female urinals? Holy shit, never seen such a thing! …much less, referring to a penis as “Percy”🤣🤣 — that too is a first! What a hilarious euphemism.
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Splashing can be bad. lol
The reason they're bigger is because when a guy is standing, he has to look down to urinate and that point of view is not as good as someone's point of view that would be watching him urinate. Some guys do have better aim than others but imagine it's like taking a picture and having to stand completely still.
A guy has to stand completely still until he's done urinated or he'll pee on himself or the floor. And if a guy had a lot to drink, uh-oh! He's going to be standing still a long time!
It's because penises are like spray bottles in that they can be set on STREAM or on SPRAY and you have no way of knowing when it's going to randomly change settings. A penis isn't a laser beam, it's more like a noodle unless there is an erection, which is not the norm when peeing.
u Occasionally, a stray pubic hair gets affixed across the urethral opening and it divides the urinary stream into two separate streams which travel at divergent angles. The farther the penis is from the urinal, the further apart the two streams spread. So, during a normal operating sequence, we can aim and piss with precision but we do occasionally need that larger target!
Sometimes if Boobslayer has been looking at some large juicy watermelons, he will get a little precum on the end of his hose. Then when the bazookas are out of sight, the precum dries up Boobslayer's piss hole. Afterwards, the dried precum acts as a sort of pressure valve, Boobslayer's piss can go literally anywhere. When the next knockers come into his sight, the cycle repeats itself, such that Boobslayer has never been able to pee straight in his adult life.
Ever wonder why a guy always misses the toilet? It has to do with the opening at the tip of his penis. The skin that seals the opening will sometimes not part correctly. That then causes his urine to take a right or left turn sometimes hitting the shower curtain. Or just the floor next to the toilet.
And sometimes we are just to damn drunk in the first place.
If you are a woman reading this, ask a dude.
If you are a dude, share that fact with your woman.
Well, the simple answer is that most guys exercise no control over Percy, and they don't have to clean up the urinal... so they could care less if they piss all over and usually do, IF in a public restroom... Probably the same at home, but maybe they have a 'maid' or the wife cleans up for 'em.
Also, those men with a 1 inch penis, don't have much to aim with... so there... well, there you have part of the problem with Percy.
I really wish men would just sit down to pee.
Sit down? In a public rest room? Are you fucking kidding me?
The I can see no logical need for two urinals of such extreme difference in size, this could just be down to the designer of the toilet. Guys would use the 'female' urinal if that's all there was available. Guys can and do use any receptacle that is available, in military cargo all there is a two inch diameter tube for example. Women can also use a ‘Shewee’ (see Google or Ebay for it) for times the do not want to squat to relieve themselves.
A dick does what it wants. I've pissed 60 degrees to the right or left before and as soon as I make an adjustment to get it in thd toilet it decides in now wants to pee straight. You also have the split stream that sometimes occur. You never know when you let loose which one you are going to get.
Sometimes I pee in a very wide stream and sometimes I pee in two streams. One goes straight and the other goes at an angle. It is hard to hit the bullseye every time.
Splashing off the back wall falls back into the bowl that way instead of on the floor around it.
Women having urinals is news to me.
As for the men's urinal... the bigger the better. Those dudes piss all over the floor and the walls even with a huge hole to aim into.
We pee pictures into the snow.
That's why we need a large canvas to be creative.
There are many variables the designers have to take into account including:
A bit of luxury. No stress, no focus required. I can one handed look at my phone and not have to worry. And a dryer floor as other before me didn’t miss either. So much stress in the world so one less thing to be concerned with in life.
Because they piss everywhere.. and don't aim 🤣
@MyOwnMan2 Lmao garden hose attachment 🤣
@MyOwnMan2 Yeah probably
Sometimes it doesn't come straight out, it might squirt out sideways.
Why do girls need a toilet the can fall into when they just have a tiny hole that hover directly above the water?
Not necessarily a bigger one it's more deeper and that is most probably because of splash back lol. We stand up when we urinate.. and with that pressure sometimes.. it causes.. your urine to cause it.
Maybe it is because men are used to pointing their thingie at large holes? And women always think that they have smaller what-ca-me- call-its!
Future question. How does a woman use their urinal? Straddle, hover or sit?
Seated urinals can be produced even for men
Cause guys have a barrel to move around, women don't, but better question why they make the woman's urinals so damn high? 😂
Y’all sit, we aim, and the drunker the me. Are the worse the aim trust me, I have been in bathrooms where there is more urine on the ground then the urinal
I've seen my boyfriend do this weird double stream thing, so maybe that's why o. o
Splashback.
No amount of expert aim can prevent it.
I usually aim to the side of the bowl to reduce any splashback.. That way, if it splashes at all, it's gonna go across the bowl instead of out of it.
@FunkyMonkee Yeah, I always try to minimize mess when I can.
I guess you and I are considerate in that way.
I see some guys TRYING to splatter as much as they can.
I guess they have mothers that still clean up after them.
Yeah, probably but, I've heard that women are WAY worse in public bathrooms!! Smearing shit all over the walls, throwing used tampons up onto the ceiling where they stick there.
@FunkyMonkee You're painting a picture that I really don't want to be seeing there, Funk.
Lol.
Sorry! I'll put my brush down!
@FunkyMonkee You'll put your brush down where?
Oh, that tickles!
Funk!
Anywhere you like, darling!
Perhaps the makers of said appliances are aware that guys in there by themselves might back up to see what kind of range they have, so they want to make a bigger target.
I like playing fire hoses and appreciate the larger bowls.
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How does a woman’s urinal work? Does she sit on it or stand up?
Men miss the toilet more. So need a larger area. Women are water falls it only can go one way. They don’t have to be accurate with there piss
Do they now have those urinals in girls washrooms 😱😐 Guys need bigger urinal to prevent more cleaning their pee pee all over the place 🤣
They look nothing like that in the USA or that big but some guys dribble and some spray in the beginning until full stream
Our urinals in the USA isn't that big. It might be an issue for the European guys that they need it that big
Makes feel better about our girth. With that size, it might fit... right? Also, with that size hole the D can't touch the sides.
Dunno. I piss into a 4 inch funnel in the corner of my decked out shed. I rarely, well ok sometimes miss..
I don’t use unisex bathrooms. If I ever did it’s meant for 1 person at a time. I’m not even gonna acknowledge what you said in your update
mainly because of the distance traveled im guessing. the female urinals at my work are not like those ones though.
Plenty of men have problems aiming their thing, everytime I go to a publuc restroom I cringe. Now the ladies get to enjoy it I guess:/
This must be in the UK. People in the UK must have very bad aim.
What is that thing on the right? How would you even use that?
it should be other way,
guy piss in girl pic
girl piss in guys pi
lmao
When a girl sits, you wouldn't wan to fall in, right?
That can be answered in two words:
Bad aim 😅🤣
@Bricealan. and
@the_shadow_dweller
Thanks guys for having a sense of humor… I said this on here once before and some user (no longer on here) seemed to not get it was humor and got offended and all crazy so I almost hesitated to reply that but I’m me and that’s it and me says bad aim🤣🤣
It is true though. I would not go in the details how does it happen, but it does.
@Brainsbeforebeauty Not surprising. I have seen so many get all bent out of shape over nothing... Glad they are gone.
@The_Shadow_Dweller ummm I lived with a man for almost 20 years so you don’t have to tell me🤣🤣
Ufff…that is a relief…😂
Also you are really great at summarising things! Just two words did the job!
@Bricealan right! Sometimes laughter is the best medicine and I need medicine right now as I’m out from work on medical leave till Tuesday😩
@The_Shadow_Dweller lol thanks 😁
Most of us that have little richards don't know how to hit the urinal. We have a tendency to drizzle or totally miss the URL.
Our aim is not as good as you think.
Because we naturally dribble and splatter.
Where do they have toilets like that?
It's so we can straddle it easier
Sounds like another form of jealousy to me.
Are genitals can Bhagwan a miss fire
You all have unisex bathrooms... lol
So you guys don't bitch about piss on the floor
Update: Ohhhhhhhhhhh, that's HOT
I have never even seen a female urinal before.
For when they sway around while drunk. ;)
I am not using that
Because some of us are clumsy and splatter? :-)
Because they’re lazy and don’t try.
Is that (the lady's urinal) really a thing?
It's for swirlies
they have bad aim
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