What would you if you turned your TV and their was breaking news of a cooties outbreak?

[llorando]

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OMG I think I'm infected with cooties D:.

[Anonymous]

Yell "no fucking way" over and over while nearly dying from laughing for at least 15 minutes. Then pause do something else and be reminded of it later only to once again fall down and begin laughing hysterically. By this point I've laughed so much I've cause mild internal bleeding somewhere in my body. After complaining a few times I would wake up in a hospital surrounded by doctors in full protective gear. I'd then ask "what's wrong? why is everyone wearing so much gear?" Someone would reply "because of the outbreak. We're not sure how it's being transmitted yet." I would then ask "what outbreak" and someone would respond "the cootie outbreak" I'd laugh again turning my small internal tear into a gaping whole and I'd die peacefully from blood loss.

[mr90skid]

Run around chasing grown adults with some random stick talking about "It has cooties on it!"

[mr90skid]

Thanks for mho

[ElissaDido]

I wouldn't care because I didn't kiss anyone 💁🏻 lol

[vishna]

I would feel bad for starting the outbreak.

[vishna]

Thanks for mhg :D

[aficionado]

I would pinch myself and wake up from that dream! :P

[jwhit]

Quit playing coed volleyball and tell my best friend we can't hang out anymore lol

[douride2]

I have no fears I'm immune to them.