What should I do to impress a girl?

[Anonymous]

i really like this girl and I want to impress her please tell me what to do :)

[heavenonearth]

I would say girls generally appreciate a guy that keeps himself well groomed and understands what personal hygiene is. On certain occasions I would say dress to impress, but do remember to stay true to who you are, you'll only make things complicated by pretending to be someone you're not. Show her that you care in little ways, try to spend time with her and figure out her likes/dislikes, that can definitely be useful : )

[MikeVick4MVP]

take out your d*** put it over your wrist and ask her if she can tell you what time it is because you forgot your contracts

[Anonymous]

I just pull my pants down and yell- LOOK AT MY DICK