Tbh I wipe with toilet paper. Sometimes standing up. Some of my friends use water to clean the poop off. How do they do the crack, won't u have to rub ur hole butt cheek 😂. Like I wonder what it smells like
Nothing wrong with a shower but I prefer to have one in my own time of choosing. Not when I have a poo. Do I just walk about with a wet shitty arse until shower time.
Just in case you didn't know, BBC is a VERY common acronym. It means Big Black (or brown) Cock. HOWEVER! it does NOT been brown from poop! Using it to refer to a poopy cock is kind of offensive.
"He means a double barrel pump action butty blaster. "Are these butty blasters similar in design to a supper soaker? Sort of a double barreled super soaker? If one doesn't have a double barrel pump action butty blaster (and no doubt Amazon is sold out, except for the ones opportunist bought up and are offering at absorbent prices) can a supersoaker instead? Oh, and can a double barrel pump action butty blaster be used for erotic purposes?
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Tbh I wipe with toilet paper. Sometimes standing up.
Some of my friends use water to clean the poop off. How do they do the crack, won't u have to rub ur hole butt cheek 😂. Like I wonder what it smells like
A poop rag that you have to clean afterwards with soap and water unless you have a bidet installed in your bathroom
I installed toilet sprayer ,
saves 90% of toilet paper or can work without a pepper.
saves lots of money
Have a toilet with a butt washing system with adjustable water temp.
So comfy :)
You rub your ass in the grass one or two slides then it's problem solved just like the Dogs
with water on the bidet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
If toilet paper disappeared, I would try finding something and try not to use my hands.
No inside toilet, I shit in the woods behind my house and I drag my ass on the ground like that dog.
You jump into the shower
Yes, this!
Every time you take a shit?
Yup.
My gut is healthy, one sheet a day unless it's something is in my diet causing me to defecate
@purplepoppy is there any alien ray that turns the water in your area into acid or where's the problem with taking a shower?
Nothing wrong with a shower but I prefer to have one in my own time of choosing. Not when I have a poo. Do I just walk about with a wet shitty arse until shower time.
You are stupid little girl brain think that any s*** stays on your ass after you wash it up in the shower π#littlegirlanxiety
I have my dog lick it clean
Is that how you're dealing with the loneliness too?
@wagsingle No, I have him lick my dick
"I have him lick my dick " :-o
Bidet. in some countries.
Why not have sex to remove it? 🙄
The what does the other person do with the poopy dick?
@wagsingle it's a perpetuum faecae :P
That's right, I always wear a condom. So I just throw away the poopy condom.
perpetuum faecae !!! Ewww! One more reason to always use protection! Definitely don't want a perpetually poopy dick.
Because poopy penis or big brown cock (bbc) isn't nice
What's wrong with a Brown cock apart from the shit I am telling the cow doesn't change the color of its milk, even if isn't whiteππ₯
Just in case you didn't know, BBC is a VERY common acronym. It means Big Black (or brown) Cock. HOWEVER! it does NOT been brown from poop! Using it to refer to a poopy cock is kind of offensive.
It's ok at the end they have to suck itπ
@Aakash_Hangargi Umm, no we don't! It's usually one or the other. Unless someones REALLY HOT!
I really want to get a bum gun
Do you mean a bidet? Or do you want your SO or roommate to blast you with a super soaker?
He means a double barrel pump action butty blaster.
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"He means a double barrel pump action butty blaster. "Are these butty blasters similar in design to a supper soaker? Sort of a double barreled super soaker? If one doesn't have a double barrel pump action butty blaster (and no doubt Amazon is sold out, except for the ones opportunist bought up and are offering at absorbent prices) can a supersoaker instead? Oh, and can a double barrel pump action butty blaster be used for erotic purposes?
Owsome now we know
Use hands as well