While I'd very much enjoy a wedding like this, don't laugh, or I'll laugh 10× harder at what you say.
And I tend to laugh out loud a lot, so watch it😈 I'd love to go to my Uncle's ranch, where my cousin was married to her husband, who is a man I've formed a very close relationship with and accepted him greatly into the family.
The ranch is over 300 acres, and I always like going there. My family would fill up the seats, and my girlfriend's grandma (her only surviving family member), and her best friend, Eva, along with her boyfriend, Andrei, and Yulia, if I can raise her spirits to come (she's still mourning the death of her husband when he was killed by a Russian mortar team in Bakhmut).
We'd have the ceremony, and get straight to partying, we'd all get tipsy, at least, and go out to hunt hogs with night vision at night afterwards. Then to celebrate, we'd all go to Drive tanks and take an old, destroyed car, and shoot it with a tank!
And of course, we'd get super freaky together in the bedroom after we dance together.
However, we still both need to get our careers started before we can afford to do all of that. What we can do, is get legally married in a courthouse, which only costs $100 per couple. So legally, in the sovereign state of Texas, we would be husband and wife, as far as the law is concerned, but the wedding would have to wait a bit, until we can afford all of those expenses.
I've looked at wedding dress prices, and damn, the dress makers are some GREEDY b@stards. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. Just kidding, I'm glad I said it, cause it's true.
For the bachelor's party, we'd shoot hogs from a helicopter. What? Oh yes, you heard that right. Hogs are the most destructive sons of guns in the whole state, they stomp on crops and destroy fences, letting out all of the cattle, costing farmers millions every year.
There's a place where you can shoot hogs from a helicopter. It's expensive, though.
Our wedding was simple. In a small church with the pastor, our parents, my youngest sister, our two witnesses, and two other people; and a small private dinner after.
She makes me happy, and she makes me feel loved, all the time. My last relationship was 3 years, it was good in the beginning, but she stopped reciprocating love.
I tried to do nice, thoughtful things for her, I made art projects for her, she seemed to appreciate it, but kept growing distant, anyways.
Now my current girlfriend not only reciprocates love, she's the leader in that regard, I have a hard time keeping up with her.
Despite our faith and stuff, make no mistake, we are absolutely insane when it comes to sex talk. We are long distance, for the time being, though, but we hope to close it, as soon as possible
I love my current girlfriend more, especially after her current boyfriend said "I fuck her real good" when he took her phone when I asked her how her family is doing.
I would've very much liked to put a ring on her finger, but she didn't respect me, and didn't put effort into our relationship. And judging by the way her boyfriend talks about her, she doesn't respect herself, either.
But that's all behind me now. Her weight has fluctuated, since food doesn't come too regular in the hospital. But she's gone between 110 and 95 pounds.
She's 5'9", and I am, too. I'm 250, although I've been losing weight through boxing, and once we live together, she'll no doubt keep me on track with working out and eating good, just like she does herself
Me and my ex were still together, so I did think about marrying her in the future, but she wasn't willing to remain committed to our relationship, so it didn't work out.
I hope that my current girlfriend will keep up her effort and that me and her can get married in the future
And the boyfriend of my ex is the one who spoke so bluntly about engaging in sexual relations with my ex.
Any man who so blatantly talks like that about bedding a woman to a stranger who asked how her family is doing has no respect for her, or women in general.
But, if that's who she's choosing to be with, I have to accept it. It hurt to hear someone speak like that about her, even though she didn't treat me all that well, but I invested 3 years of my life to try to make it work between us, but it didn't workout
Well, besides saying "I do" and dancing with her in front of my family, smiling as happy as ever, and pledging my sacred word to remain by her side, no matter what, I want to celebrate with my family.
I don't love my ex, not anymore. I care about her and her family, because they're good people. They remained defensive, but accepted me as I was.
My current girlfriend's grandma, Artem (Yulia's widow) accepted me with open arms, and I liked him.
I miss him, he was a good man who was dedicated to the duty to defend his country, and his family from invaders who were hostile to everything he held dear.
As sick as it may sound, I am a little glad that I didn't know him too deeply. Cause otherwise, his death would've hit me as hard as the death of my spouse, 4 years ago, did.
That's why my ex girlfriend decided to give it a try with me, she felt so bad that my spouse died, and she comforted me. I regret that it didn't workout, but she simply didn't love me. One can never show enough love to someone who doesn't feel that way to change their mind.
Her boyfriend tried to mend fences, by apologizing about how he spoke of her to me, but I told him that his apology is not accepted, because he shouldn't be apologizing to me. He should be apologizing to my ex for speaking about her that way.
Even though looking back, she didn't treat me well at all, I invested too much time to not care at all about how she's treated by her future boyfriends.
