Dear Autocorrect Please F*ck Off and Die

[Waffles731]

Dear Phones Autocorrect, I wish to inform you that I hate you and if you were a sentient AI I would download you to a chip, put you in a watertight safe, then encase the safe in concrete and throw it in the deepest pit in the ocean surrounded by magnets to make sure if you escaped you would be killed.

Now I understand that by most standards I'm foulmouthed to the point where if I hung out in certain bars in Boston near the water people might assume I'm a merchant sailor.

Now at least Ducking is a word, but BASTARSS IS NOT A WORD, why would you correct an actual well established word with a word that doesn't exist. That doesn't even make any sense.

#RANTDONE

[Cccgala]

Whenever I type in my native language, Filipino, auto-correct ruins everything.

To name a few:
"Dito" (here) becomes "Ditto"
"Ang" (the) becomes "And"
"Salamin" (mirror) becomes "Salmon"

[goaded]

You can probably switch languages; I think holding the space bar brings up a menu?

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

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[AleDeEurope]

Oh man, it would have been funny if in the title you wrote "Duck off" instead xD
I have the autocorrect disabled cause it sucks.

[Waffles731]

I use my laptop to write mytakes

[AleDeEurope]

I was just joking, you could have purposely put "ducking"

[alice55]

The worst is when you write in English and the Autocorrect think all you're writing and false. It's very annoying.

[martyfellow]

Chuckle. I've often fantasizes about hunting down whoever invented autocorrect.

[helloitsmethere]

It actually helps when you have a new manicure lol.
Got my first manicure today. I can't stop looking at it.

[Dale1982]

The s8 is bad for it. Koreans need better English dictionaries. It refuses to recognise some pretty common words and changes them to pure ridiculous one that don't exist. Like there I just put in exist and it changed it to cost

[MuffinHead]

Ducks don't deserve hate because of autocorrect.

#Ducklivesmatter

[rose004b]

I've sent formal emails in fucking spanglish because of autocorrect. FML.

[Iraqveteran666]

Yeah it sucks balls big time. Never fingered how to switch it off yet

[Lopezz1999]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[es20490446e]

I don't own a phone. I love to write whatever sheet I want.

[legalboxers]

I hate auto correct, worst thing ever made or known to man, I dont see the use for it, its a bane on society,

[Midget_Hug]

My phone has a 50% chance between "people" and "peyote". I understand

[jesusnicolas97]

I honestly hate when I'm writing fuck but it gets corrected to duck? Like ok then?

[Anonymous]

Autocorrect is a nice guy, it's just that he is quite stupid.

[RJGraveyTrain]

This is why I turned it off on my phone. Lol.

[BellePepper]

Booooo autocorrect is a total brat

[player0696]

It's happened with other language users.

[Whatthefluff]

Perfect lol

[SlightlyCrazy]

Good stuff my friend

[Lumberman53]

LMAO