I once had a soar wrist due to working with a computer mouse every day... I did not sue my employer for not being able to do no-matter-what.
Just talk to them and ask for a slightly different task if possible. If you're working in a kitchen there are certainly tasks that keep you away from pepper grinding :-)
Just make me the best steak of your life and we'll both be happy!
O can only make chicken soup and grind pepper. I also can do most of my multiplication tables. Up to 7 I am golden. And wow you had a wrist that flew in the air?
Haha, what do you mean with a wrist that flew in the air? What I felt was pain on the outside of my wrist. The doctor quickly found out it was a typical phenomenon for mouse users. It's the tendants that get inflamed. Reason: just too many finger movements required to do all the mouse clicks :-)
I am hoping from some of your grammar your smart phone (assuming you are on a phone) takes thorizine. Anyoo the word soar means to fly and you said "I once had a soar wrist due to working with a computer mouse every day" and was amazed that by only working with a mouser and computer yout hand could fly. Sorry for the miscommunication. (I'm effin with ya mate)
Hahahaha! Sorry but I'm from Belgium so my mother tongue Dutch.
And you know what? I'm a pilot and I should have known. It's of course "sore" I meant.
I've heard this word on TV, in reality series about hospitals and first aid.
But I don't think I'd ever seen it written down. Now I checked a Dutch-English dictionary and immediately saw my mistake.
Oh, did I right another mistake now? Don't have my day :-(
:)
You do very well with your English skills and don't take one bit of anything your read by my to be serious or real :)
Thanks for your answer brother.
lol nice
Sue them, how dare they deprive you of your regular masturbatory regime, it is completely unjust and unfair! Everyone has the equal right to masturbation!
Finally someone who gets it!
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LOl are you serious? You signed on the dotted line where it says that you cannot sue them for working there and giving you money right?
I never knew it would separate me from loving myself :(
Well, guess you'll have to start practicing with your other hand.
I am trying but I am white and have no rhythm.
I only have an extra 2,900.00 in extra expenses for the month but I will see if I could do it. Ty for the sound advice.
Who is Sue? Is she the one who owns your manhood?
Whoa is me and my plight won't someone sympathize with me?
Doesn't Sue sympathize with you at all?
She died last year in a tragic car accident with Rosie O'Donnell.
Rosie O'Donnell is dead? I don't know if I should cry, laugh, or burp.
Clerp?
All at once. Good idea.
It's not bad but sounds like an std. Speaking of std how was it when my planet landed in your sand? :P
Oh Marcy did you hear Johnny got the "clerp"?
Intense.
I knew it would be. Your legs are probably still shaky
My butt cheeks are still jiggling.
See? You are funny as hell. I bet you anything you want you can't make kitty lol on her answer below. (she is slightly uptight). I am apparently a HUGE perv :P
You ARE a huge perv. Now whether that's a bad thing or not, that's up for debate.
hahaha you are as bad as me!
And if someone has no sense of humor I don't really go all pervy and pervy not funny if pervy... perv with funny=funny honey. Get me sista? :P
All I read was... pervy, pervy, pervy, perv, funny, funny, honey.
All I think about when I see you is how to get this sand out of the crack of my ass!
You need to learn to appreciate sand in your crack. It can be surprisingly stimulating.
OK STOP
I am now at a crossroad. Do I take the pervy route or the "Christian approach"
Can you lick out the sand and make me a sammich?
(see what I did there? I even through in some sexism)
Yes, I saw. But I'm not impressed. I'm never surprised to see "Christian" and "sexism" in the same paragraph.
Oh jeez why not?
It's like peanut butter and kefelta fish. It's perfect together!
Exactly. Like Christianity and sexism go well together.
You know I messaged you clown
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Good thing you never had to grind pepper for my salad. You would have started sweating, cramped up & passed out.
I was in Black Angus for dinner. My soup came & as always I open the top of the pepper & pour it in my soup.
The waitress came by & asked "did the top fall off?" I said no. She said "Oh I saw you screwing the cap back on the pepper" I said I was. She then looked down at my soup & said "do you mean to tell me you did that on purpose?" I said yes.
I have a special trick for customers like you.
What? You're standing right in front of me?
I was but now I am at your doorstep with a handful of scorpions.
They don't bother me.
I'll catch anything & release it back in the desert.
Welp, I'm never having another man grind pepper for me at restaurants EVER again. Thanks.
Even if Quentin Tarantino was the pepper boy?
I guess exceptions can be made. I mean, who could say no to that chin?
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God that's awful lol. I think he even acted wonderfully in the "clean up" scene.
So you're the guy who was having a hard time with the pepper grinder the other night I was at OG. Wow.
My love of my life is gone now :(
hm... is it wrong if Olive Garden sues you for cumming in my salad?
Jeez how paranoid! Do you also think the moon will be hit with nuclear missiles soon?
:P
I work almost till daylight most days so nope :)
Good to see you fellow night owl.
Any good questions out there? Real or fake?
www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1119224-horny-what-would-you-say-to-this
I don't know if this qualifies as good, but if it isn't fake then this bitch is out of control.
lol mine is the 1st answer
:) almost always anon.
+1 back at ya. Nap time
Back... any good questions or any good answer by you today?
I asked a pretty decent one but the first answer was antagonistic and set a tone of sheepdom and idiocy but I will work a new angle. Check out the kitty user that answered this. She is simply nuts :)
The first post was gotc and of course he is utterly brilliant. If you asked him what light bulb to buy for a bedroom he would answer with a 8 paragraphed well laid out plan for getting the right light bulb. Yes she also set a bad tone but no one is answering anyway. :)
That is quite the conundrum :)
www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1119722-are-you-ashame-of-being-a-christian
do you best to read all of the best answer on this question and you will see why I left that link. I love his first paragraph. I coughed from laughing.
My grammar is ok when I care (and when I can see) but to go out of your way to make a big words almost fit is hilarious. I am apparently going to hell for my YouTube link :)
For all that effort he did indeed deserve most helpful.
i'm sorry you felt the need to be insulting... i misread and thought you said read all of the cumulative answers in the thread. That is what i meant by pomposity, and there was a lot of it. I just now read the post you mentioned and i hope you catch my answer to him. For all of the awkward vocabulary you perceive, the issue of Christianity is one, and maybe the only one, i will top you on in every case.
Did you mean to post this here?
Ahh well regardless I was making fun of him because of his first paragraph and not his beliefs. Whenever he gets heated up about something he uses these big words and I just fin it amusing.
Wow you are a bit lost hahaha
And the first paragraph of most helpful answer didn't amuse you?
You will get the hang of it soon.
Night sire tally ho
Well my friends have those paddles to electrocute me back to life if that counts?
Not a bad second choice though. I'm not super sensitive but...
:P
And the dead hookers?
I only thought 4 out of the 5 were but ok.
Like Emerson, Lake and Palmer :)
Crosby, Stills and Nash...
Yeah they were a bit. There was some wife beatings so that counts for sure.
I'm thinking just a low quality mic. If he has Millie or Vinelli's mic it would have been prefect no?
That national anthem may have sounded better with the same mic then :)
I think he did a remix of that with CSN later on.
Or was it CCR?
I see autocorrect arisin I see trouble...
I love to also change lyrics. The Billy Joel song "Go Ahead With You Own Life" I change to "Go Ahead Fuck Your Own Wife"... leave mine alone... da da daaaaaa da da da da da da da da.
Once you heard Juan you hear Jamal. night man sleep well
*heard* grr
Please sue. I want to read about this on the news.
You shouldn't' worry so much about others :P
You sly dog...
I do good work my friend I do good work (helps having a good memory of most everything I see) :P
Strike until you get those electric ones...
Now that is just too good of an idea.
I looooove Olive Garden! OMG!!!
:) the soups are so good. Pepper?
YES! The chicken and Gnocchi I can sit on that bitch all day by myself and eat soup and text people.
:)
indeed. So will I feel better after surgery?
I don't know lol I didn't know that required surgery. I thought you just needed a brace
Nope right now got the bubble thing for my arm. Did you get a job yet?
Woah. Who is this? Lol
And my friend got his brother to give me a job at a hunting/gun/amo/camping store. I don't knew if I'm gonna take It though. Me and recknecks just clash l
Yeah but money is money and you need to punish yourself for the grades you got :P
Hey :D
:)
... hey
I miss you lots haha
Ditto mam ditto :)
Are you sure you didn't get carpal tunnel from masturbating all the time?
So now you wanna have the chicken or egg debate?
Now I want Olive Garden. -_-
*hands over breadstick*
Well I have advanced rapidly through their "breadstick program". You should hop on board!
Just don't get stuck grinding pepper all day or... well you know.
As someone who worked in Olive Garden for a long time, there is no designated pepper grinder boy. So either you're a server, busser, kitchen staff, or liar. Which is it?
I have belonged to the pepper grinder's union for 23 years and am offended by you accusing me of lying!
Actually longer but show me in the rule book where you can't belong to two unions.
If I win I will wine you dine you and 34.5 you
He's trolling lol.
Oh nooooo crickets!!!
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Joseph recalls this one hahahaha
@NovemberJoseph I'm aware but sometime it's fun to blow off steam and be asshole right back to them.
Not sure how I was an asshole but thanks for your lovely sense of humor. It has been a pleasant experience. *kills self with lawn mower*.
Wow ok I was perverted. Now you go on back to the crack cocaine or shrooms hahaha
So what you are saying is you telling me to blow myself is not perverted and telling an obvious (lol not to you) joke about carpel tunnel syndrome and making fun of sue happy people is perverted? Alrighty then. All jokes are lies did you know that? And ok maybe 95%? I will ask a question on gag of the morality of joke telling as telling a joke is a lie. You are really precious kitty.
Again you kitty are just so precious. Take care sweet person.
Actually... I dated a pepper grinder. In SC and many other states they have to grind pepper first and get promoted to cheese.
@PrettyBama, that's definitely not how it has worked in Olive Garden for over 2 years. I know that because all the restaurants are run the same way so that people get the same experience no matter where they are.
So when I went to OG and my bf was shaking pepper I was imaging? They have different store managers everywhere. People do it differently. I've been to McDonalds that's make people in the inside bag their own stuff when it's busy.
No I'm sure that what you saw was accurate but doing things the same way in every single restaurant is something Darden really stresses when it comes to training managers and opening restaurants. We had managers fires over a one time small task done in a way that wasn't by the books.
Franchise owners can choose to do it different to make the restaurant more efficient. It probably saved money when it came to pepper because people actually had to ask for it. Instead of getting it automatically. And it doesn't neglect people with pepper allergies. Which is common in this region.
sue them, their food isn't even good anymore.
Will you represent me?
This wasn't even good trolling.
Not sure what you mean
Any pointers? Where did I go wrong? Did I lose you at Olive Garden or was it a visual of me stroking it with the same butter that's used for the bread. Any positive criticism I can handle. I'm a big boy (not really but I like saying that).
At least make is somewhat realistic. No way anyone'd ever believe you have a job.
And I am guessing the funnier professions would be (in no particular order... a lawyer, maid, accountant, garbage man, "bad" teacher or a hot air balloonist? Any other tips? And can you granny show me some of your better work?
lol the same butter
that sounds tough
It really is. I was thinking you could donate your hand bags to me so I can sell them on eBay. I know you have thought long and hard about this. It's just the right thing to do.
you'll never get your grimey little hands on my precious purses muahahahahaha
You see how persistent I am no? (not sure why I get a kick out of this but I love it)
shut up and give me the breadsticks
:P
You are too fun
Gimme the Gucci and Chanel now!
Oh and I found I full bottle of Chanel perfume three days ago so pfftt
not on your life
Also found a Hugo Boss men's jacket and sold it for 160 the other day.
You should see the stuff I am putting on eBay this week.
And hey you say "not on my life" but I bet you can't beat me up.
where do you find these things lol
I live in a college town. I won't say too much more. Don't wanna give away trade secrets :)
lol gotcha
I followed you. Was sending a long message.. gah and couldn't.
lol what?
I added you
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Trolling fail
not even sure what you mean
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