Are there actually people out there who think vaginas/vulvas look better than penises?

[CT_CD]

Objectively speaking, penises look better.

Imagine this scenario:

An alien has just arrived on earth. In front of him are two naked humans. One is female, one is male. His home planet has sent him on a mission to have oral sex with one of these human beings. Which one do you think he would choose?

Vaginas:

- Look like a hole that's been stuffed with deli meat
-Secrete slimy liquids through out the day
-Have a smell and can be strong depended on menstrual cycle
-Bleed chunks of clumped blood for a few days each month
-Literally can be compared to an open wound

Penises:

-Nice aesthetic looking meat stick with a mushroom head on top
-No smells
-Feels good in your mouth
-In a flaccid state it just hangs there majestically
- Erect it looks strong and powerful
-Has a nice looking pouch on the bottom (the testicles) that compliments the overall aesthetics of the organ. I

Now, I don't know about you. But if I was this alien, I would stuff that penis down my throat in a heartbeat over the vagina. No homo

What do you guys think?

I think vaginas/vulvas look better

I agree with you. Penises look better

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[PoliceLivesMatter]

Maybe you haven't gotten out of the closet yet... either way, both genitalia look weird an unappealing in their own way. It's the ASSOCIATION that you like not the actual genitalia. When I see a vagina I associate it with an attractive woman that I like. By itself, it's nothing. I would imagine the same goes the other way around.

[HeatNation1]

I think you would have to admit that the penis is much cleaner and more hygienic.

[PoliceLivesMatter]

Mine is clean and hygienic, though I can only speak for myself.

[HeatNation1]

I know but I'm saying vaginas are internal and moist and covered which I'm sure you know leads to bacteria and bad odors. Our shit just hangs outside the body

[PoliceLivesMatter]

Yeah, I guess that would be one reason why male genitalia could be cleaner and more hygienic. Or at least easier to maintain.

[HeatNation1]

True

[Ephemera1]

Abdool has a mangina what about those?

[CT_CD]

Those are good

[Ephemera1]

I'll take mho off your hands Doge

[IAmRedThunder]

I think dicks look better 😂😂 I always thought that vaginas look like an axe wound.

[Anonymous]

You could've just written "I'm gay" and it'd be a lot faster

[MermaidMotel]

Well... both genitalia aren't "astheically pleasing" AT ALL, but vaginas are more appealing to me.. maybe because I have one and I'm used to mine? Vaginas also taste better than penises. Penises also "secrete fluids" and lots of it. What are you talking about? Semen also tastes pretty offputting. Women get off a lot quicker during oral sex, unlike men.. so it would be the smarter option to perform oral on the female rather than the male.

[CT_CD]

men definitely orgasm faster. You only have to taste the semen at the very end and even then he doesn't have to finish in your mouth. The vagina is dripping wet and slimy the entire time.

[MermaidMotel]

Forgot to mention.. Women DEFINITELY orgasm faster during oral sex.. DEFINITELY.

[slutsdontgetoral]

You talk about the fluids and smells like they are a BAD thing. Pussy juice contains feel good hormones (fact). The smell of vagina is in fact a pheromone. Sometimes before sex I will literally smell her vagina for 5-10 minutes through her panties. She gives me oral 69 style with me on bottom. Nothing like smelling vagina while getting blown.

[Tanisha69]

I think you might be gay the way you talk/write about vaginas. I have one and trust me its not as bad as you are saying.

[CT_CD]

I said no homo

[SparklingNight]

You can't say that "objectively speaking penises look better". Also in how far is a vagina an open wound? That's sound ridiculous

[HeatNation1]

Penises look much better and are a lot more hygienic. Not sure how anyone can really debate that. The vagina is internal, in a dark, moist and covered area where bad odors will develop. The penis just hangs outside your body. It's similar to a bellybutton versus a finger. The bellybutton is dirtier and smells worse than a finger because it's internal.

[Gianna17]

vaginas naturally clean themselves, that's why discharge comes out.

[HeatNation1]

@Gianna17 yeah I understand that but an internal organ will always collect more bacteria and odors than an external one

[Arya_Christ]

I think vaginas/vulvas look better because I am heterosexual.

[Leggomyeggo]

I have neither I am the ultimate human being and that alien is taking ME home tonight later suckers I just evolved

[BronzedAdonis]

would still go down on

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[BronzedAdonis]

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[Anonymous]

Penis looks better since it doesn't look like an internal organs... i like my own though but I sometimes wonder what's normal

[Anonymous]

I like penis more than vagina, but I like boobies most of all!

[Viranda]

Genitals are all ugly.

[Tanisha69]

Yea I agree with this.

[Anonymous]

do u like going down on a girl?

[CT_CD]

lol..

[Opinion Owner]

that must be a no, from the things u say in ur question

[CT_CD]

Do you like sucking cawk?

[Opinion Owner]

cawk?

[CT_CD]

Tube steak

[Opinion Owner]

Tube steak?

[CT_CD]

meat thermometer

[Opinion Owner]

meat thermometer?

[CT_CD]

Skin flute

[Opinion Owner]

aah u talking about ur dick, u shouldn't talk like that i bet is not worse than ur shitty respect for woman... no wait naah ur on same level of bullshit

[CT_CD]

Wot?

[Opinion Owner]

thats what i think, when i read ur coments, u dont respect the "hole" were u were born from

[CT_CD]

I respect it

[Opinion Owner]

from the names you've been calling the VAGINA i wouldn't have guessed

[jacquesvol]

I prefer pussies, no doubt.

[jacquesvol]

But I only know only my own penis and the photos /movie clips I've seen on the net.
Did you expore the real McCoy?

[CT_CD]

No..

[ladsin]

I like both... but dick can smell pretty rank too

[Anonymous]

My penis looks amazing but I have seen some sexy vags also

[ToruMatsuda]

What the fuck did I just read

[Agent]

You know what you just read. Dude just said he likes to look at penises.

[ToruMatsuda]

@Agent Just the alien part and the last paragraph left me dumbfounded

[KatherineJ]

Neither one is really attractive

[disgustingweebtrash]

I agree with you. Penises look better

[danadanadana]

Penises look better.

[Dog19]

Both look awesome