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Hide all your poop in a secret space pocket that only opens once your brother (or insert someone you want to blame here) needs to poop and which carefully deposits some among his crap. You may may want to prepare a virus which targets the biological content of your poop while your poop is in the space pocket so that your DNA will have a negligible presence in the poop should your mom think to check each person's poop content on that level. I also recommend using nanobots to gild your poop with a layer of your brother's poop for good measure.
Then make sure to constantly filter your skin and clothes of all remnant fecal matter in case your mom has microscopic vision...
Bribe someone to casually comment in the presence of your mom on how they suspect you never poop. They need to give good arguments. They should preferably have legal training.
You should also hire/ consult with a professional hypnotist to instill subliminal messages in your mother which lead her to eventually believe her little darling would never poop.
Ah yes, classic. This is the method I'm currently using, it's quite easy actually. When you gotta shit you just open the window and do your business there. This way you avoid ever having to flush the toilet which would obviously let her know your secrets.
... what 😂 you’re trolling right?
Every human poops... every ANIMAL poops... every LIVING THING has to find some way to release waste for functional regulation. Plants fart by releasing oxygen... people don’t see it that way but that’s exactly what it is. Plants release gas they don’t need. They are farting. So... I’m pretty sure you’re mom knows you poop 😂
sorry guys,
we women poop and we are DISGUSTING CREATURES
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erm huh? you're mam is human, your mam is by age, intelligence and well just the knowledge of basic biology means you have to realise that everyone has to crap, everyone has to pee, it is how the body works... it is what we all do... preventing someone from knowing that you do this is impossible, preventing them from hearing you do it would be easier...
shut the door
but i hope you are joking about this question lmao
Just don't poop. Hold it in for ever. Live life as a poop barrel. You never know, you might get into the Guinness Book Of Records.
I think your mom found out that you poop soon after you were born.
She changed your diapers as an infant... I think the jig is up.
Ummmm lol... I know this can't be serious but I'll answer anyway. Tell her the neighbor just called and said it's urgent that she goes over right away.
Stay off drugs...
Poop
Only go when she’s not home.
Else, she will disown you and leave your father because of the dishonour you have brought upon your family.
FLUSHHHHHHHHH
And some perfume to hide the smell
Questions like these make me wish for a troll button to report them.
She already knows that you poop. Over 1,000 diapers don't lie.
One bottle of vodka for each meal, that's all.
But, I gotta tell you, kid, there's nothing wrong with the fact that you poop, as long as you poop good looking poop.
um everyone poops lol why dont you want your mom to know that you poop? lmfao i mean i think she already knows lmfao xD
no need to hide the fact, unless you poop on the floor or in your pants. other than that, it is normal for an 18 year old to poop...
Bury it like a dog, by the way I think your mother knows you poop since she more and likely changed your diapers
Get a bucket with a contained singularity inside. Poop in it. The poop will be gone.
lol Mom also Poops Here, dear. No Fear. xx
I missed that question...
Your mom knew that before you knew what poop was. Lol. 😂
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