What is your craziest club story?

[Anonymous]

I used to be a party girl for a while and one time.. omg
This one stupid ass "friend" and I went to this club

We were minding our business and dancing and out of nowhere some men started to fight
People are screaming and running out and like this is Germany, nearly nobody has a gun, so we didn't understand why they were running out...
We were standing right in the middle of this room, one man tried to protect us and then before we even realized it, we were standing in a pool of blood

Those men literally stabbed each other!
We got out safely and I think nobody died but yeah that was some shit

Lately we heard that it was two gang's fighting, one were a turkish gang and the other were kurdish... so yeah

[FunkyMonkee]

One night, we were playing at this place in Erie called, Norb's. At the end of our gig, we started playing, "Another Day In The Compound". There's one bit in the song that we play twice: once in the middle and again at the tail end and, when I'm playing my parts during those two bits, I have my eyes closed as I sway my head from side to side in time with what I'm drumming. The middle bit only takes us about 10 seconds to play but the end bit takes almost 25. So, we get to the end bit and everything's perfectly normal and Bob, my singer, is directly in front of my drums to left corner of the stage (the stage being only about half an inch above the floor!!). We get to the end of the song and, as soon as we finish, I open my eyes and see Bob standing there in the same place with no pants on!! I said, "What happened to your pants?" He said, "These 2 girls just came up on either side of me, grabbed hold of my pants and YANKED them off!!"
Another night, we're playing a gig at a place called, The Upstage and, we were practically the house band. I'd get there, set up my drums in the kitchen so they're ready to just pull out onto the stage when it's our turn to start, then I hit the pool table for the next few hours before we go on. Well, Sheila and I were practically unbeatable but, she wasn't there, yet. So, my quarters were up, I racked and eventually won the game so, the next guy puts his quarters in, racks the balls and I line up to break. I decided to try to sink the 8 on the break which, I just found out a day or so before, is next to impossible to do, even if you know how. I took my shot and the 8 went right into the right side pocket!! I yelled, "Next!". The next guy racked and I tried to do it again. I let go and the 8 went right into the right side pocket, again!! One of my roadies is watching this and he can't believe I just did it once, let alone twice in a row! "Next!" Next guy racks up, I took my shot, the 8 went straight to the right side pocket but stopped about half an inch shy!! My roadie was going nuts, at this point!!
And, one Dec. night, almost exactly 39 years ago, we're playing at this bar that had no stage so, they nailed two long folding tables to the top of the pool table and had me set my drums up up there. After the first set, I was sitting with the rest of the band and some girl was on my right while the jukebox was BLASTING AWAY in my left ear! She said something into my right ear. Because of the jukebox, I couldn't hear her and when I turned to ask her what she said, she kissed me and pushed a pill into my mouth!! It started to dissolve before I could spit it out and, as she'd already taken 5 of them and seemed okay, I washed it down with some root beer. This was the first and ONLY time I've ever used drugs! The guy she came in with already took 11 of them!! It was the first time I ever saw anybody being carried INTO a bar!!
During the next set, this pill, a nembutal, kicked in and, there I was on stage trying to play while I was wobbling all over the place and scared that I was gonna fall off the back of the pool table and crack my skull on the floor 8 feet below me!!

[Asker]

Daammn that shit crazy😂

[FunkyMonkee]

Yep, and there's probably a few more. Like, another night we played at The Upstage and Henry Rollins was there doing an all-ages gig just before we went on.
Another night, we were playing about 2 blocks from there and Cyndi Lauper was playing another venue a couple blocks farther away. While we were on stage playing, some of her band came in to hear us and were impressed enough to give us a thumbs up!!

[Anpu23]

Oh I used to work in clubs, and have spent a whole bunch of time in them.

My craziest would probably be in a San Francisco club we had a couple of drive by shootings. No one was hurt but boy was it a little tense.

[Tracee]

I've been a few times but this one time there was literally a couple fucking on the dancefloor but it wasn't obvious because they were wearing clothes of course. But I only found out because I thought they were just grinding and I thought the guy was cute and the couple saw me staring and gestured me to come over. I was planning just to grind him but after a second of grinding I felt his member and I couldn't believe it was out and I apologized to them because I wasn't ready to fuck in a club lol

[Charliefretz329]

Lol wow!

[DizzyDesii]

I've only been to a club once. Not my style. Guys and girls kept trying to sandwich me on the dance floor. Men old enough to be my dad were drunk and wouldn't take no for an answer. I saw people shaking on the floor from drugs as they “danced” as if they were having seizures. The stage performer/dj blew hookah or some shit in the crowds face and it fogged up my glasses. I had fun dancing on one cutie but i couldnt take it anymore and left after 20 mins. My feet hurt like fck and i tripped on my way out the door and landed face first in front of taxi traffic. The drunks waiting for their rides laughed. Lol very embarassing as i walked back to my hotel doing the walk of shame

[AviatorTom]

Many years ago, my boss and I were in another country, visiting a company we were on a project with. As a gesture of friendship, the company manager asked his secretary to show us around town. She decided that a visit to a club Friday night would be good. However, she was single, and being with two married men in a club would be unacceptable. So, she convinced one of the single guys at the company to escort her and be chaperone. A few months later, they started dating, got married a couple years after that, and now have a family.

[bean2k21]

One time I was at a club, at this really friendly girl gave me her number. Which is perfectly normal yeah. The next day she texts me, "I want you to build an altar for me." "And altar?" "Yes, build an altar in my name. And worship me. Put gifts upon the altar and send me a picture of them." So, I thought, sure what the hell, I worship this girl like she's a goddess or something. Then she pretty much brainwashed me and controlled everything I did for a few months. Luckily, I smashed a beer bottle over this guy's head and got kicked out the club and never saw her again. But, that guy actually saved me.

[MrOracle]

Do you know that you are more than twice as likely to die from being stabbed than from being shot?

Any ER doctor or nurse can confirm that knife wounds tend to be much more deadly, and are more likely to become infected.

[Asker]

Daamn I didn't know that but pretty interesting! Thansk

[exitseven]

I do not have any crazy club stories except going the the mens room with my friend in some club. He was in one of the stalls and I was waiting for him. Suddenly he yells and runs past me. I follow him and ask him WTF? He tells me that while he was in the stall he saw somebody from the next stall stick his head under the partition.

[Charliefretz329]

Lmmfao

[t-8900]

I did house and frat parties but not clubs. Too loud and obnoxious to me. Also couldn't smoke a blunt out in the opened there so ya no. Not that I even drink at this point though...

[MzAsh]

I met a female pimp trying to recruit in the ladies bathroom at Pieres in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

[humanearth]

I used to be in
Knights Of Round club
A few different Amateur Radio club
A member of Homesteaders club

[J3LueMooN]

Firstly, get well soon.

I want to make my comment in general.
First of all, not every "Turk" from Turkey is. If he is Turkish, that person may not be Muslim either. You live in such a modern way in Europe, haven't you overcome these problems yet? I have never heard expressions like "The man is a french christian" or "a german templar" when a german and french or russian behave the same way. Terrorism is terrorism and its language is not religious or race.

[Asker]

I never did that, I was just explaining that there were two different gangs with two different ethnicities, who had a fight and the fight was because of their differences of their ethnicity. But i never talked about their religion.

[J3LueMooN]

I didn't tell you that anyway. I said below to some people who don't understand but think they are only human.

[legalboxers]

1st... and last I was at a club alone and this girl was next to me. she's like "You know my brother.. you went to school with him"... Mind you.. she hadn't see me in about 20 plus years.

[princeofromance]

There was this girl dancing at the club. She bent over and put her butt directly in my face, and let out a big fart. The whole club started to smell like shit.

[Shaggy_KW]

So I'm sitting there... barbeque sauce on my titties

[Redstang88]

Was with some work buddies at a strip club and got in a brawl with the bouncers

[Anonymous]

You are a kind hearted woman. I wish it never happens to you anymore and you become happy from now on in your whole life.

[Asker]

Oh thanks, that's really nice of you

[Luckycharms12]

Being to loads clubs all seen loads fights or people fucking normal stuff really

[Slim57]

This stripper bumped our most socially awkward friend with her ass so hard he slid across the floor in a chair, shit had us rolling

[Msputiton]

Sheesh,🥴

I actually never been to a club

[Subarugirl]

Never been to one, not me scene

[MarkyMark77]

@Subarugirl you would prolly get a lot of attention considering your rack lol. what kinda booty u got?

[Subarugirl]

@MarkyMark77 hon, if I wanted attention I’d go get it.

[spartan55]

Guess you know why people were running... damn!!!