What's the most "asshat" thing you've heard someone say?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

[MCheetah]

Nothing in particular. Just all the smug crap people on the radical left say everyday, about "Donald Trump" over a year past his presidency, or against people supposedly being "anti-vaccine" just because they don't trust lying politicians pushing mandates onto people for a vaccine that's largely not worked or stopped the spread of COVID, or the people against the January 6th protesters or the Canadian trucker convoy, and other things.

I mean, the evil people in power are understandable: they lie and lie and lie. But the Useful Idiots who listen to them and shill for them are the most aggravating, because in their sheep mindsets and blind allegiance, they somehow think they won't get "canceled" or get the boot stomped down on their heads, too. Being a scab and sellout to those who also want to oppress you is the worst kind of ignorance.

I really didn't intend to make this political, but I'm being honest. Nothing annoys me more than everyday idiots sucking up to the bad guys out of some misguided righteous indignation that not being a Big Pharma slave or obedient to Daddy Biden is somehow "killing people." That my rights end at your feelings and insecurities and that it's acceptable to force people to medical treatment they don't want and to lose their jobs and livelihoods over it. STFU. 🙄

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I agree, people are being way to ridiculous with this anti-vaccer shit, I had a debate with my doctor over it, he couldn't answer my question as to why at BOTH my jobs is it the ones vaccinated that are getting Covid and not the ones I know aren't vaccinated? He said it's the unvaccinated dying from it but of they're not GETTING it, how are they dying from it? 🤔

[FatherJack]

Exactly my view , pretty much verbatim. Some of my ancestors also suffered under extreme leftism , Stalin's USSR , before the World War 2 Eastern Front battles finished them off.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@FatherJack sorry to hear that

[TommyMountainFigure]

I was sitting in my vehicle eating my lunch, when this car came towards me, the wrong way in a one way street. She was bouncing off of parked cars hitting one then the other and eventually came to a stop wedged into a brand new (can't remember if it was a BMW or Merc)
She got out of the car and shouted,, "does anyone have an apple.. ?"

I nominate HER

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Wait, really? 🤣🤣🤣

[TommyMountainFigure]

You think I could make that up?:O

Well I do have a vivid imagination but yes really.

I'm a London Taxi Driver (Black Cab) and I could give you a list as long as your arm of stupid things people say and do.. For example. Getting on the floor and talking to the heater, because they thought it was the intercom..

[TommyMountainFigure]

Or climbing out the window because I had my foot on the Brake (That locks the doors until I put the handbrake on).. I do that if I think they are going to do a runner.

[TommyMountainFigure]

That guy who tried to escape through the window had to be cut out by the fire brigade as he got stuck.. I then had to go back to the garage i hired the cab from and explain why their door was off and in two pieces!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG thanks for the laughs

[TommyMountainFigure]

My pleasure.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

You should put your funny cab stores in a Mytake, that's a Mytake I'd love to read🤣🤣

[TommyMountainFigure]

It's actually funny you say that because I picked up a book publisher once who had tears of laughter rolling down his face when he got out. He wanted me to write a book that he would personally publish. I never got around to it though.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww see you really should

[TommyMountainFigure]

@Brainsbeforebeauty Tell you what.. here's one more that you might find funny.. although at the time it really wasn't.

I was called off of the taxi rank to pick up a wheelchair passenger and his helper. This guy was mute but extremely tall. I did what I always do and put the ramps down so the chair will go into the cab. I stood one side and his helper the other, but he was only going up so far and then the chair got stuck.. this was going on for ages until I realised as we was wheeling him up, his head was sticking out over the roof of the cab. Problem was, he was mute so he couldn't tell us.
When he finally got in, it was the quietest journey ever. I was killing myself trying not to laugh, whilst feeling guilty and upset all at the same time.
After they got out I forgot all about it until a few days later, I saw my picture in the taxi paper and the funny story to go with it.
That was so embarrassing because all my friends gave me grief over it at the airport I go to every morning.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Him being mute not funny, but you making but your pic in the taxi paper 🤣🤣

[TommyMountainFigure]

Honestly I felt terrible for the poor guy. You have no idea. but you try driving for 5 miles in traffic, replaying the situation over and over in your head, not saying a word the whole journey in total silence except for the radio... Oh and I forgot as if that wasn't enough? Over the radio came a song called... Where's your head at by bassment jaxx i think it was.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣

[TommyMountainFigure]

Thank you for choosing my answer.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

How could I not lolol but DO you have an apple?🍎🍏🤣

[TommyMountainFigure]

🤣

There's actually something else to that story I left out.. A while afterwards I picked up a fare.. And you know how cabbies like to talk non stop? well this guy worked in advertising and I told him the story.. There was an advert on TV where out of nowhere someone asks.. does anyone have an apple? That might of been through me.. dunno though.

[Anonymous]

People telling me I will do great in my exams because my sister is studying zoology in college…
I’M NOT MY SISTER! I AM NOTHING LIKE HER! WE ARE TOTAL OPPOSITES OF EACH OTHER!
My god just because my sister is smart doesn’t mean I am! People need to stop comparing siblings…please! It’s annoying and completely heart destroying especially for me because then I say stupid things to myself…but that’s probably just me 😅
Don’t get me wrong though, my sister and I have a really good sister relationship😁 we hardly fight and if we do we laugh about it 5 minutes later :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I know how you feel.. Teachers used to do that a lot in my day (do they still🤔) I had three sisters older than me, so I was always having some teacher or other comparing just because we were sisters

[Opinion Owner]

Yes they do that to me and my older cousin who went to my school, he graduated and now his younger brother is behind me and they compare him to me and his older brother. My sister never went to my school so it’s like relatives who do that to me with my sister

[CrazyGirl2]

That I could not possibly be “strictly heterosexual” because ALL women are at least bisexual! yes THOSE asshats!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right!! They'd get an asshat award for sure lolol

[CrazyGirl2]

Lol 😂, yes they do!

[libsaretards]

Lengthy answer warning (Asshat comment in third paragraph): To put things into perspective, a Corpsman must go through Basic Training, Corpsman A-School AND FMTB training with the Marines before being allowed to join a Marine Corps deployment.

When I was overseas we were doing a joint Navy/Marine/Army operation. One of the Army privates was talking shit about a female Corpsman. She was very small and looked weak, but everyone there knew the training she had to endure to even be on that deployment. Also she was a Petty Officer 3rd class, which is an NCO and outranks an Army private. Ranking up as a Corpsman is extremely difficult because it is the most overmanned job in the entire military. FMTB is much harder than the deployment training Army medics endure.

This fucking Army private refused to obey the orders of this female Corpsman. When asked why he refused to obey her orders, he said she looks weak and cannot be trusted to actually do anything in the heat of combat. One of the Marine NCOs took this personally and started to tear into this private, but the Corpsman asked him to stop. She challenged this little asshat to various contests, including shooting, PT, carrying the heaviest Marine in the unit as a patient and medical knowledge. She schooled his ass in every bit of it then told him if he EVER disobeys an order again she personally will make sure his ass leaves the service. A week later she was the one having to save his ass because I was too busy with another casualty.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lengthy, but good read! Glad she schooled that asshat!

[FilmGuy93]

I'm a pretty firm believer that jokes should never be taken too seriously, no matter how callous and crass they are. That said, we should have some level of decency.

When I tell people that I was raped as a child, OCCASIONALLY, I sometimes have someone respond with something along the lines of "you're lucky to have gotten laid so young" or "can you send me his phone number so I can score too?"

I don't really understand what would possess a person to think that's an okay thing to say to someone. That being said, I do understand it's intended to be a joke.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Okay, that's more than asshat, that's straight up assHoles that do that... Sorry you went through that and sorry people are that stupid/insensitive to say that kind of shit...

[FilmGuy93]

Well thank you. It really is like I said in the first paragraph, though; jokes are jokes and they need to be taken with a mountain of salt. Joking around that rape victim wanted to get raped is a little bit like anyone who isn't African American thinking it's OK to use the N-word because Black people do, or joking with a service member about killing people. Can you do it? Sure… But people who have really gone through the experience aren't going to appreciate someone who didn't go to the experience trying to laugh about it.

The person just hasn't earned the right to laugh about it.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I hear yah

[dustybiker]

Yeah.. the famous “bleach comment” will hold that trophy for a long, long, long, long, long, long time for me. Even removing the facts of position and where they were when they said it…

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Asshat award well awarded👍🤣

[dustybiker]

I’m embarrassed for it. lol

[Dchrls78104]

I've seen many such idiotic statements on here, but to me the "prize" (a dunce cap) goes to the two people who disagreed with me when I said that a 27 year old was young! The question was:Is a 27 year old female consider old?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah they were probably saying she's past her prime or child rearing age🙄

[19magic]

The reason said guy bully's you/ calls you names etc is because he likes you 🤦🏼‍♀️ like seriously, it's not just cause he hates you or doesn't like you

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lolol

[NathanDavis]

"women... this or that..."

"men... this or that..."

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hear hear!!! As some asshat called me a Karen for asking the immature/selfish post 🤣 like 5 minutes after posting this question lolol talk about timing, he'd get an asshat award of the day if I didn't suspect it was a fake account cuz it was deleted after that, so probably the same user/users that keep creating fake accounts to harass people and their posts, but then they deserve an asshat award as well, cuz that's some really asshat shit there🤣

[NathanDavis]

lmao... that's a classic, the seemingly random hate from a user, then you just notice it was a fake account to just say BS and then it's gone... lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh that's happened a lot in the what 2 years I been on here

[Dchrls78104]

@NathanDavis yes; that stuff is getting really old really fast.

[Samoht_Sirrom1]

My grandfather
Used to say well let's just say as a kid even I knew better then to say it and I'd often tell him not to either but of course being older then me he never listened.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍

[DaveToo]

When Trump said, "I'm the smartest person in the world."

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣👍

[Massageman]

"You can keep your current doctor and it won't cost you a dime more".

It was more like 4-5,000 dimes a year more!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah that's a lot of dimes

[noohair]

I went through training to become a TSA security officer. We were trained to locate weapons and explosives. After being certified, on woman said, when I applied for this job, I had know idea I working with bombs.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤦🏼‍♀️ lolol

[ohshee]

Oh for sure it would be do these pants make my a s s hat look big

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 "no your ass makes them pants look small"🤣

[ohshee]

See thats what I Said to

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol😂😂

[Surely]

Referring to the “Summer of Love “ and the Peaceful protests of 2021!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I hear that!!

[humanearth]

I just saw a video of a girl swears that if you ate a vaccinated guys seed and believes you can vaccinated though his DNA

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

OMG WTF 🤦🏼‍♀️ let me guess, he told her that and she believed him🤣🤣 either way, she definitely wins an asshat award for that lolol

[humanearth]

She told this to a doctor. The doctor put his hand on his face. Shake his head and walked off camera without answering her.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hahaha 😂

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I think when I dated mentally ill girls and they would say some off the wall shit that made no sense to me

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍

[DarkCarousel]

I like this question but for whatever reason, I’m drawing a blank. Generally when someone is a big enough asshat, it’s a good realization that it’s not worth the energy to fret about or argue with them.
But here’s my placeholder….

[DarkCarousel]

Ah! Thought of something. Most recently, my superior told me that carrying a clipboard with a checklist on it would take me from a “proficient” employee to an “accomplished” employee on my annual evaluation. I told her that I preferred not to carry clipboard and I already run records and data in a way that works for me. She told me “but yes, if you carry a clipboard with a checklist, people will SEE your productivity.” I told her that I wasn’t willing to do something just for show in order to receive a better evaluation.
I severely dislike being micromanaged. And I’m sincerely sorry that she needs a clipboard to appear as though she’s doing her job correctly.

People are nuts.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I agree, and I don't like being micromanaged... I might of been tempted to tell her where she can stick her damn clipboard🤣

[pizzalovershouse]

I guess a beautiful female saying to me I'd peg you

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣

[pizzalovershouse]

Yah I thought what the hell I never said one word to her but she then said your hot looking odd thing to say to a guy in a store

[loveslongnails]

There are just too many - it's overwhelming. I can't even pick one right now.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right!! I'd have a book full just off the asshat things I've seen/heard on here alone🤣

[loveslongnails]

True that, sister!

[michael1469]

... he knew what he signed up for...

Covid is a hoax...

Was it... digest or inject bleach...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah pretty asshat there lol

[ArrowheadSW]

My gosh... I wouldn't know where to start. LOL...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right! You could get a book full just off of GAG alone🤣🤣

[BillyBalls]

That those who hold opposing views should be cancelled.

[TrueConfection]

"My mask protects you and your mask protects me."

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍

[Roco69]

Hey babygirl can we talk

[KatherineJ]

“You could be so pretty if you just did _______”

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Wait, what's the blank? Lolol

[KatherineJ]

@Brainsbeforebeauty it’s happened enough that there are more answers than I can remember. A few that I have heard more than once:
-do something different with your hair.
-do something else with your makeup.
-wear a different style of clothes.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh okay, now I get it.. I felt like a blonde missing the punch line of a joke🤣🤣

[KatherineJ]

@Brainsbeforebeauty and because I’m not feeling bitchy I won’t even make a blonde joke. 😇

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣 aww gee thanks🤣

[KatherineJ]

@Brainsbeforebeauty it’s the least I can do

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤗🤗

[Anonymous]

Radical feminists seem to outdo themselves on this one everyday.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Problem is some men are throwing that word out there improperly... Especially on here, if you disagree with them about anything no matter the topic, you're a feminist 🙄

[Opinion Owner]

Noticed how I said “radical”. Virtually everything they say and do is ultimately self serving.

Anyway let’s not go down rabbit hole here. But I will say this: there needs to be a two new words to replace feminism. One to denote the lógical and more fair minded ones (who actually do care about men’s issues) vs. the ones you see marching wearing pussy hats.

[loveslongnails]

"Radical feminism" isn't feminism at all - it's a complete misnomer. It should be called what it really is - misandry.

[krin_m]

Oh there a long list...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I hear yah there lol

[Weasel1983]

I don’t have a clue.

[Weasel1983]

Hey there